Ax 'Em

Starring:Kevin Cameron, Joe Clair, Maria Copper, Chris Gatewood, Julia Gorin, Joe Housley, Thomas Hunt (IV), Kelci Jeter, Greg Jones (VI), Kristine Louisa, Michael Mfume, Fredrick Montgomery, D-Taylor Murphy, Racquel Price, Sandra Pulley, John Wardlow, Paige Washington, Larry Westland Jr., Tracy Wiggs, Archie Williams
Director: Michael Mfume
Studio: York Home Video
Product Type: DVD

Average customer rating:

Worst. Movie. Ever.
It doesn't even deserve the single star I'm forced to give
Ha ha, not THIS again?!
Please, NEVER WATCH THIS FILM!!!!!!!!!
Where's MST3K when you need it?

Ax 'Em
Starring: Kevin Cameron , Joe Clair , Maria Copper , Chris Gatewood , and Julia Gorin
Director: Michael Mfume
Manufacturer: YORK HOME VIDEO
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B000067J4R
Release Date: 2002-06-25

Product Description

A weekend get-away turns into a night of terror for a group of friends when a psychotic childhood friend seeks to avenge the death of his family killed 13 years earlier. Terror reigns as the friends try to make their escape only to find they may never get out alive...

Customer Reviews:

Worst. Movie. Ever........2006-12-21

Yes, it's true what all of the other reviewers are saying: this is the worst movie ever made. It's a horror movie, but for all the wrong reasons. Here are some reasons I was horrified:

1. It's called "Ax 'Em," yet there's not one murder by axe in the film (although I believe there IS a hatchet.)
2. The introduction butchers the English language so badly that you'd think it was a foreign film.
3. The beginning credits have nothing to do with the movie. They include step-dancing and a "Yo Momma" contest.
4. Most of the dialogue throughout the movie (especially during the dinner scene,) is completely incoherent. Maybe that's a good thing, though, considering the coherent stuff is just awful.
5. The scene where Rock's glasses move up and down while he's screaming. WTF?!
6. The line, ""Oh my God, no you did not just smack me out here in these woods!"

Okay, I have to stop now, or else I may never. You get the gist. I recommend that you buy or watch this movie in order to have an excellent reference point for "The Worst Movie Ever."
-Valerie

It doesn't even deserve the single star I'm forced to give.......2006-01-17

This is, ladies and gentlemen, without a doubt, bar none, the worst film in the history of film-making. You will never see a worse movie, because folks, a worse movie doesn't exist. There are no words in the english language that can describe just how bad it is. A scene-by-scene plot (I use the term "plot" very loosely here) analysis available at the following link: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1540 but I would advise you to just take my word that this movie is bad, because even just reading about this movie could induce a migrane. Now, in most instances, there is a certain amount of comedy to be found in really bad movies, but that simply isn't the case with this one. This movie is painful to watch, use it sparingly on the very worst of enemies. Somehow, by the very graces of God, I managed to sit through this film twice, but I tell you a third time would be fatal. I can't stress this point too strongly: DO NOT SEE THIS FILM. No, don't even think about it, you will only be encouraging the film-makers. Please, for the love of all things pure and holy, DO NOT SEE THIS FILM. Ok, I'll leave you with these last words of wisdom, DO NOT SEE THIS FILM!!!

Ha ha, not THIS again?!.......2005-10-25

It's true what everyone is saying. Terrible acting, terrible audio and picture, just terrible this movie is. I thought I would never see this again. Basically some black collge students go together and created the worse ghettofied movie they could create. The dialogue sucked, and I think they just went with it, no script or anything. Make-up sucked too. I hope they didn't get an A for this in film class. Can you believe I got this from BlockBuster, but they took it back and gave me my money back when i bought it!

Please, NEVER WATCH THIS FILM!!!!!!!!!.......2005-08-22

In my lifetime I have seen bad movies, but when speaking of BAD MOVIES, this is a genuine work of art. When I found out this crap even existed I was on I-mockery.com looking through the movie review section. When I saw the name I knew this movie was bad, but my sense of caution was distracted when I saw the box cover. A man looking at you and an ax stuck in a tree stump, pretty normal right? So I go out and rent it and as soon as I put the DVD in, I knew the movie was corny for the simple fact that it had NO MENU SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!! It went straight to the film with no hestation. I wish the disc was broken so I didn't have to waste an hour and a half of my life. THE FIRST SCENE OF MURDER WAS THE WORST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES. There is an old man in a house screaming a cursing; I think he is but you can't really tell bacause THE AUDIO SOUNDED LIKE THE MOVIE WAS FILMED UNDER WATER; then all of a sudden you see the killers point of view with the cheesiest special effects i've seen with my eyes that I punished! So the old man is shown again then a door slams. He goes to get a gun while he is still cursing, and THE KILLER GRABS HIM AND LOWERS HIS AX EVER SO GENTLY ONTO HIS HEAD, while the old man is screaming OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH SHI########!! The funny thing about that scene and thinking about the movie title, after that first murder scene, he never used an ax again. THIS MOVIE IS CALLED AX EM RIGHT???!!?? Anyways, to make a long story short, this movie is so bad that i'm not even going to abuse myself by telling you anymore about this GOD AWFUL FILM! I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF WATCHING PAINT DRY THEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE. THE DIRECTOR OF THIS FILM (Michael Mfume) SHOULD BE STONED TO DEATH BY ROGER EBERT AND SENT TO THE AFTER LIFE TO BE TOURCHERED BY GENE SISKEL IN THE ETERNAL FIRE OF SATAN'S DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's MST3K when you need it?.......2005-04-04

Okay, this is officially THE worst movie ever made. I'VE made better stuff than this for high school classes. Why was this made? Why was there a 15 minute scene involving a step team and a load of "Yo Mama" jokes that the viewer can't hear due to a slight ineptitude with a boom mike? WHY IS THERE A CHARACTER NAMED BREAKFAST? I really don't understand this. This movie is horrible, and this is coming from a guy who owns and cherishes a copy of I EAT YOUR SKIN. Now THERE'S an entertaining bad movie. THIS, however, is not even laughably bad. This hurts me. This hurts me so much. Please, don't buy this movie. Go for a walk. Read a good book. Take your significant other out to a dinner at Arby's. Just DO NOT, EVER, watch this movie. I'm begging you.

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