The Coroner

Starring:Jane Longenecker, Dean St. Louis, Christine Burke (II), Rebecca Gray, Holly Hollywood, Bryn Pryor, Joyce Westergaard, Eric Gerleman, Stella Farentino, Robert J. Pouliot
Director: Juan A. Mas, Brian Katkin, Alan Smithee
Studio: New Concorde
Product Type: DVD

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Do yourself a favor: pick up a copy of Alien, Ridley Scott's brilliant sci-fi/horror masterpiece, instead of wasting your time on The Relic. This patent rip-off of just about every other worthy horror and/or disaster flick certainly looks good in the packaging: a sturdy cast led by Penelope Ann Miller, Tom Sizemore, and Oscar-winner Linda Hunt; a reliable director (Peter Hyams); and a creepy enough setting--Chicago's Museum of Natural History, where an anticipated exhibition about tribal artifacts called "Superstition" is about to debut. OK. So far, so good. But some of the pieces scheduled for show have crossed customs even though the freighter that has hauled them north is found adrift and empty--its crew the victims of a mysterious creature that is soon on the rampage in the museum.

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Absurdity Lacking Healthy Dose of Funny.......2007-03-17

Yes, at times this movie had its funny moments, but the video montages were really a waste of time and confusing.

My brother and I, when we are extremely bored, go out and rent horror movies in the hopes that we chose a real cheesy one that walks that thin line between horror and the ridiculous. There were moments in this movie that made me laugh (eg: the tennis balls getting thrown at the killer or the boyfriend who is completely clueless) However, there are better horror movies that could meet the needs of those who seek those cheesy horror movies:

Try- Slumberparty Massacre, The Granny, Cabin Fever

The Boring!.......2006-03-16

What the hell is this? Is this porno or a horror film? Thats what your constantly ask yourself as you watch this film.This movie is mindless,tastless, and lets not forget boring.Theris nothing but nudity and a bunch of quick flashesof various scenes which confuses the hell out of you. I thinkl they really tried to make this film somewhat of a thriller.The beginning of the movie is flooded with naked women dancing around all these men for a good five minutes and then it goes to a scene where one of the dancers leaves the bar then gets killed.At least I think she gets killed since they don't really show what happens to her. Or maybe they did and I was'nt paying attention because it was so boring. I knew from the very start of the film it was'nt going to be good. The acting is some of the worst I've seen and so is the castingof the serial Killer a.k.a the coroner.There no gore, just a bunch of blood and flashes of blood spattering everywhere. What the hell is that about? Well anyway, there are some torture scenes, but nothing really special. The ending of the movie does not really explain much of what happens next. It's just like there all this stuff happening to the girl and it seems like she's got nothing else going for her then something happens at the end that's it. It does'nt explain what happen to all the stuff that was against her. This is another one of those movies where the director spends more money on the cover of the film box than he does on the actual film. They make the cover look all cool and make it seem like it will be a good movie to watch, but when you actually watch it you ask where the hell all the money went? I've fallen pray to that tactic many times and I hate it. Here is a word of advice for all you horror fans out there. If you see a movie in a viedo store and you never heard of it before and the cover of the box looks cool and when you read the plot in the back , it sounds a little cool, Don't rent it! Because most likely the film will suck badly. Maybe in some occasions the film will be good, but most of the time it will suck. Just like this one did. Do not bother on this total crap of a film!

Best movie ever!!!!!!.......2005-07-17

The best part in this movie was when actress Jane Longnecker tied up "Leon", chained him up in her basement and threw tennis balls at his face.

Also, when she was previously trapped in his house trying to get out, there was all this suspense built up and finally he came up behind her and hit her over the head.

I have no idea why this director doesn't make more movies like this. This was probabaly the peak of his career.

Please watch this movie if you haven't already!

THE LEGACY OF LONGNECKER.......2005-02-07

The star of this really dumb movie is Jane Longnecker. Why would anyone seeking an acting career goe with a name like Longnecker? And her co-star is Dean St. Louis. Where were their agents when they chose such ridiculous names? What's next Minnie Apellas St. Paul? Or how about Della Ware Heights? Oh, well. THE CORONER is one poorly done piece of cinematic waste. Aside from the awful acting, the script is so lame and ridiculous, there can be no chance for even suspending disbelief. Longnecker's character does so many stupid things and the esoteric ending is laughably pointless. If you find it in a bargain bin, choose something else..you won't be missing a thing.

worst movie that i have ever watch.......2003-07-05

This is really a bad movie that really frustrates me. I have never seen such low budget movie that is regrettably trash. Like the other viewer said "Total Trash". I regret buying this movie coz the acting is bad and the way it was presented was really awful. For eg. the part where the lady broke into the house n wants to blow up the wall and the bomb exploded, the wall didnt budge and Longnecker (wat a name) has to move forward just to see that the wall has not ben demolish and she has to move infront of the killer just to get a close look and purposely wait for the killer to strike her on the head, really dumb. Another when after going through hell, her boyfriend was nowhere to be seen until the time he brought the killer back home ,then he showed up and helped to release the killer, whta kind of boyfriend is this. Pls dont buy this movie, is not worth it!!

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The Coroner [Region 2]
Starring: Jane Longenecker , Dean St. Louis , Christine Burke (II) , Rebecca Gray , and Holly Hollywood
Director: Brian Katkin , Juan A. Mas , and Alan Smithee
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