Decadent Evil

Starring:Phil Fondacaro, April Gilbert, Raelyn Hennessee, Daniel Lennox, Debra Mayer, Jill Michelle, Brian Muir, Harmony Rose, John F. Schaffer, Roger Toussaint
Director: Charles Band
Studio: Wizard Entertainment
Product Type: DVD

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Midgets and nudity... but it still sucks?
Band Should Be Banned!
Decadent Evil -- not decadent, not evil, just bad!
I saw nothing

Decadent Evil
Starring: Phil Fondacaro , April Gilbert , Raelyn Hennessee , Daniel Lennox , and Debra Mayer
Director: Charles Band
Manufacturer: Wizard Entertainment
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B0007WQHHQ
Release Date: 2005-06-28

Description

Marvin is a nasty, horny homunculus, part human /part reptile, who stands twelve inches tall. And lives alone, trapped inside a bird cage. Once completely human, Marvin was turned into a homunculus after his lover Morella, a 100 year old vengeful vampire, learned of his betrayal with another human. Set at the Meat Market, a decadent strip club, the male clientele unknowingly become victims of Morella and her sexy young vampire strippers, Sugar and Spyce. As Morella executes her final kills to become the most powerful vampire of all plans his ultimate revenge against her.

Customer Reviews:

Midgets and nudity... but it still sucks?.......2006-02-11

Normally, if you told me I was about to watch a movie with midgets and nudity I'd order up some food, grab a drink and get ready for a fun night of movie watching. Somehow Decadent Evil proved me wrong. Now granted, I am giving this thing 2 stars for the aforementioned reasons, but I must stop there as so much else is wrong with this movie. First, it's not a movie. It's ONE HOUR LONG. HELLLOOOOOOO???!! 1 hour = tv show. This is an extended episode of "Tales from the Crypt" and really I would give Tales more credit than this. It's another take on a vampire tale with the added bonus of having a really ugly muppet/puppet in a cage as the pet of one of the female vampires. I could try and describe the plot, but the story is so uncompelling that attempting to repeat it in any way would cause more effort than just sitting in the chair and having the plot ham-fistedly shoved down your throat as the movie so expertly does. Its about female vampries that work in a strip club and a midget Van Helsing... that's all I'll say. Now to the summary: The goods: (obligatory nudity, and a midget vampire slayer with a cool hat) The bads: The special effects (the muppet(s), the piss-poor acting of 3/4 of the cast, the ham fisted plot. 2 Stars. I am officially offering up a new classification for movies that make great cannon fodder for running commentary. In tribute to Mystery Science Theatre 3000, I am going to add "3000" to any movie title that is bad, but good enough to goof on. This qualified. Enjoy Decadent Evil 3000.

Band Should Be Banned!.......2006-01-06

WARNING: possible spoilers ahead...

This movie isn't worth the time it would take me to write a proper review of it. As it is, I will only feel comfortable wasting about two minutes writing about it. I do this in the hope that I will be able to save other horror fans some time and money. I'm some kind of horror martyr. I watched this movie so you don't have to. The clock is running. Let's see if I can encapsulate why this movie stinks in 120 seconds.

The infamous Charles Band returns to Z-level horror with Decadent Evil, the story of a midget Van Helsing who's trying to hunt down a group of vampires. The ridiculous cast is rounded out by an evil puppet. It wouldn't be a Full Moon movie if it didn't have an evil puppet and some lesbian sex somewhere in there.

Full Moon Charlie tried to tie this movie into his most popular movies, the Subspecies vampire series. What this means is that for the first ten minutes of the movie, you wind up watching scenes from the other 6 Subspecies movies in a lame attempt to create some kind of continuity with this most recent piece of garbage. The thing that I find most insulting is that I actually liked a couple of the Subspecies movies. Decadent Evil besmirches what used to be a pretty fun series of vampire movies.

I couldn't really figure out how this was supposed to be related to Ash or any of his vampires except that there's like three lesbian vampires that live in a mansion and keep a homunculus around. The homunculus escapes and wanders around the house, searching for nekked women. Ultimately he finds a nekked beauty tied to a bed and proceed to lick her nipples and make weird grunting sounds. I haven't seen a puppet sex scene like that since BASKET CASE. Just pathetic. Charles Band should be banned from making any more horror movies. The horror genre was better off without him. I hope he crawls back into whatever hole he was hiding in for the last ten years.

Decadent Evil -- not decadent, not evil, just bad!.......2005-09-12

Decadent Evil is such a crappy movie. I watched this last night as I didn't want to have to think about the story. The opposite occurred. I kept thinking about what a crappy story it was, with crappy lines, read by crappy actors -- all shot on an extremely low budget, in just a week. It was a vampire movie that looked as if it used pasta sauce for blood. Everything about this movie was crappy, except the end -- which was a relief. Don't get me wrong -- I like cheese, but this was just bad cheese. The actors, with the exception of two, were just bad. They couldn't act.

The plot -- although I'm not sure you can call it that -- follows the vampire Morella, and her coven of two other others: Sugar and Spyce. Sugar and Spyce are strippers at night, who sometimes lure customers back to their mansion for their master (not sure why she's not referred to as mistress), Morella, to drink their blood, and their soul. Morella needs to drink 10,000 souls apparently to become invincible and become a vampire queen. Sugar and Spyce are idiots. Sugar even "loves" the DJ at the strip club -- and they plan on running off and living happily together. Morella's doesn't believe in love. Apparently she loved a guy once, but found him with another woman -- so she killed the woman and turned the guy in some short, "proto-human" creature that is played rather badly by a doll. As Morella is two souls away from reaching 10,000 souls, the action comes to a climax. A dwarf vampire killer appears. He's apparently the son of Morella's former boyfriend, and he's out to avenge his dad. They fight -- really badly -- the good guys win, and Morella is reduced to a short "proto-human" as well.

Dumb, dumb story! Stupid, stupid move! It should be watched only to see an example of a really bad movie.

I saw nothing.......2005-08-29

This has got to be one of the most forgettable movies ever. I rented it a few months ago and watched it several times (in my location there's no cable or broadcast tv). Last week I rented it again by mistake and again watched it several times. I cannot remember a thing about it. Well, maybe a little- it's more interesting than staring at a blank wall, but just barely.

So I guess it's not a keeper.

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