Creepies

Starring:Jay, Flenner, Dollar
Studio: Maverick
Product Type: DVD
Average customer rating:
- Hack Your Way Through 87 Minutes of Cheese
- "A True Classic"
- Crappies
- Wow is this bad!
- POSSIBLY WORST GIANT SPIDER MOVIE EVER!
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Creepies
Starring: Ron Jeremy , Lisa Kay , Phoebe Dollar , Eric Flenner , and Jeff Ryan
Manufacturer: Maverick
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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ASIN: B0009U5FUG
Release Date: 2005-08-16 |
Customer Reviews:
Hack Your Way Through 87 Minutes of Cheese.......2006-10-22
There are, without a doubt, many things to dislike about this, extremely low budget, film. I could begin to tear apart the stilted acting, the uninspired direction, the confusing plot (yes, there is a plot), the lack of any convincing vehicles, and the really bad creature effects, but you know what, despite all of that, I actually liked this film. It wasn't the cheesy acting and effects that I liked, it was that this production group decided to make a movie that they knew was way out of their budget. Despite cutting almost every single corner they could fine, they still managed to come up with a couple of good effects, a couple of good plot ideas, and one or two characters that I ended up liking quite a bit. The scene when the giant spider comes out of the ground reminded me of those old Godzilla movies and I was pretty pleased with how it looked. The vehicle models, while not convincing enough to be real, did have the same type of look and feel that models in a Godzilla movie have. Yes, there are a ton of things wrong with this movie, but they did a few things right. Slice your way through the cheese, and you might just have a good time watching this. I really wish we could give half stars, because I feel this movie deserves more than two stars, but three is way too generous.
"A True Classic".......2006-03-06
If you dont have a taste for "bad movies" then skip this movie. But if you love movies like Terror Toons, Drainiac(s), Killjoy, Asylum of the dead etc... THIS MOVIE MUST BE IN YOUR LIBRARY. It is one of the best "Worst" movies ever created. It is a cinematic failure of catastrophic proportions. Cheesy special effects, unexplainably rediculous lines like, "Ive seen alot of things in my day, but NEVER have i seen a military instalation full of spiderwebs!" and so on. This movie is pure comedy from begining to end. On the other hand it is a tad long for some reason but it is shocking from begining to end. Again, realisticly this is not a good movie. But for those of you who love to watch cheesy horror movies (although i wouldent consider this horror) your collection would be lonely without this movie. Absolutely Hilarious.
Crappies.......2006-01-04
WARNING: possible spoilers ahead...
This is the worst bug movie since BITE ME, and that's saying a lot. I retract everything that I've said about the Asylum being the worst horror production company around. That award has to go to Creep FX, the company behind this movie and the equally horrible Centipede!
But you know, at least CENTIPEDE! had some beauty shots of India, and they seem to have actually shot on location. For locations, Creepies has a bunch of little balsa-wood train villages that are supposed to pass for the streets of Los Angeles.
So the movie starts out when some kind of military experiment goes awry. Those silly mad military scientists, always making a new strain of spiders as the ultimate weapon when a nuclear bomb seems to work just fine.
These military super spiders escape and start multiplying all over Los Angeles. The military sends out helicopters and tanks after them. Spiders of all shapes and sizes, some made out of rubber, some made out of plastic, attack matchbox cars and a remote control tank from Radio Shack.
Creepies is almost bad enough to be funny, but it just takes itself too seriously. So, rather than laughing at the movie, you just wind up being mad at yourself for wasting an hour and a half of your life. This movie makes other monster spider movies like EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS look like masterpieces. Even if you like campy horror movies from Troma and Full Moon, you might want to skip this one.
Wow is this bad!.......2005-10-21
There is really not much good to say about this movie except that the people who made it probably had a lot of fun. So much fun that according to IMDB they are making a sequel. Picture yourself and a bunch of your friends getting together with a general idea of what you want to do and making up the rest as you go. Do you think a lot of folks besides your friends and family would want to watch it? If so, then you may like this movie. If not, then odds are you won't. The acting is dreadful, the special effects are commical, and the plot is pretty weak.
POSSIBLY WORST GIANT SPIDER MOVIE EVER!.......2005-09-30
CREEPIES is so unabashedly bad, it falls into the category of prime cut cheese. See...spiders that look like ladybugs decimate corpses; see giant spiders bounce from building to building; see ridiculous miniatures of cars, tanks, etc., getting blown to bits; see giant spider fall on the famous Hollywood sign. The movie is so poorly done it's almost a classic. Add a horrible soundtrack from a group called Wanda and the Marbles; add horrifying performances from all the cast; at least it doesn't drag too much. If you really like cheesy horror films, you'll love CREEPIES and know that there's a CREEPIES 2 coming too!!!
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