Terror Toons

Starring:Beverly Lynne, Lizzie Borden (II), Kerry Liu, Brandon Reininger, Fernando Padilla, Jack Roberts, Gil Chase, Shimmy Maxx, Fernando Gasca, Alexi Bustamante, James Sullivan (III), Stephanie Vasquez, Diane Heppner, Scott Barrows, Matt Falletta, Ian Villalobos
Director: Joe Castro
Studio: Brain Damage
Product Type: DVD

Average customer rating:

Probably the most original of Cartoon Gore Flix !
Brilliantly Bloody
Terror Toons A 2nd Helping

Terror Toons 2
Director: Joe Castro
Manufacturer: Jesco Film Entertainment, LLC
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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Terror Toons
Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster
Slaughter Night
Night of the Comet

Product Features:

Widescreen 16x9 Presentation
Behind the Scenes
Audio commentary with writer/director, Joe Castro; producer/editor, Steven Escobar; and Tina Mahler, Gretal
Bonus Uncut Cartoon segments

ASIN: B000NPBB2I

Product Description

The sequel to the original cult hit, "Terror Toons". Tiffany Saunders is turning twelve today and her parents are throwing a birthday party to celebrate to occassion. But when Tiffany receives a free cartoon DVD in the mail from, uh, Satan, well, Mom and Dad can't end the party soon enough! As two demented cartoon characters, evil Hansel and twisted Gretel, kill and maim everyone in sight, what are a couple of mere humans to do? Tiffany's sexy older sister,Tina, recruits three hot young men, from the party, to help destroy the terrible twosome and find a way out of this cartoon nightmare. It's DVDiabolical!

Customer Reviews:

Probably the most original of Cartoon Gore Flix !.......2007-06-13

TERROR TOONS 2
terrortoons2.com

Starring Brinke Stevens,Jeff Dylan Graham,Jed Rowen ,Ken Hall and Eric Spudic.
Written and directed By JOE CASTRO

This film is really good.
You know ,Its so rare to see ORIGINAL, Terror Toons 2 is that that simply put.
I see tributes to Twilight Zone© and Joe Dante© and Peter Jackson.(c). What some wont get is the Danny Elfman, Oingo Boingo pastiche...Its reeking of Reel Love.
How in the world ,Joe Castro came up with this beats me...So far I think he hates Birthdays,Clowns and Hansel and Gretel...WTF ?
The animation,sets,and GORE were right on and worthy of awards.
I did hate that you cant get attached to any characters that are good,Because they are leaving with some un-wanted mayhem bestowed on `em.
Tons of extras,great poster art for cover,This film is starting to get a well deserved cult following on Myspace.

Brilliantly Bloody.......2007-05-31

I easily fell in love with the first Terror Toons, and was a little hesitant for the sequel. However, Terror Toons 2 exceeded all my expectations in all aspects. The story line and dialogued really pulled me in, and the visual aspect (special effects, make up, lighting, etc.) was very appealing. If you enjoy colorful and refreashing films, definately check this out! It's definately not your everyday so-so film!

Terror Toons A 2nd Helping.......2007-03-27

If you liked the 1st release "Terror Toons" then you'll love Terror Toons 2. This INSTANT CULT CLASS-SICK is yet another one of Joe Castro's sensational masterpieces. More horror, more GORE, more of what you want & expect from Joe Castro & Steven Escobar!! It's a simple birthday party that turns into a shrieking gore fest. Monsters come out from a regular television set wreaking havoc on an innocent birthday party. Terror Toons 2 is filled with gags, gore & Joe Castro's inventive death scenes. Terror Toons 2 delivers creative writing, gr8 score, editing & is very well executed for it's genra. This must see horror/gore flick is 4 the fan with a sense of imagination, gore hounds will love it too!!.
I WRECK-A-MEND you watch Terror Toons 1 before watching Terror Toons 2 so you 1st timers will know what's going on (you can buy it here on Amazon, Blockbuster or anywhere fine movies are sold). Also be on the lookout 4 Terror Toons 1.5 (Coming Soon) anybody ready for a 2nd helping of gore?
Schroeder (DJ WACK "O") of Cult Movies Magazine & Orbital Traxx Records. [...]

Average customer rating:

What a horror show....Literally.
dont be fooled
Hoo boy.
This Gives Cartoon Violence a Bad Name
NEGATIVE 5 stars

Terror Toons
Starring: Beverly Lynne , Lizzy Borden , Kerry Liu , Brandon Reininger , and Fernando Padilla
Director: Joe Castro
Manufacturer: Brain Damage
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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Hell's Highway
Terror Toons 2
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ASIN: B000068TP7
Release Date: 2002-07-30

Customer Reviews:

What a horror show....Literally........2006-09-17

Well at least the girl with the picktails was eye candy.

dont be fooled.......2006-08-30

Dont be fooled into thinking that this is just another b-rated lame horror flick that make the ones that Elvira used to host seem worthy of an oscar, no this is a mind control movie pure and simple.
Who in their right mind thinks up stuff like pulling someones innards out and then pulling their upper skeleton half of the body out, holding it up and laughing like a madman? when I first started to watch it, I started to trip out because the freaky looking punk rock looking guy who was in disguise, looked and sounded like DR. GORMAN, the sadistic mind control DR. that worked on or should I say tortured me and many others when I was in the U.S. ARMY for two years, June 1984 June 1986 at FT. BRAGG N.C. in the M.A.R.S. mind control program.

Yea I know that some of you will be thinking that I've been smoking shrooms or something. Well if you were never a human "LABRAT" in a sanctioned mind control program like I was you would'nt and could never understand what I and the others went through.
There is a web sight called "brain damage films" who claims that they put out this film. Go check it out, its not run by Rob Zombie. what kind of twisted freaks put out this kind of trash for entertainment? This film is not a product of your average Hollywood film maker trying to get into the business, this trash was designed to screw with your head, dont believe me? OK stoners then take some acid or go smoke some shrooms and then watch it when you're peaking on you trip, then see whether or not it screws with your head.

WARD FRAZIER U.S. ARMY
PROJECT M.A.R.S. MIND CONTROL
SURVIVOR 1984-1986
GREENSBURG INDIANA

Hoo boy........2006-07-03

I took a gamble and bought this from the $5 bin at Block Buster.
Ever since, I have given up gambling for good.
Thank you, $5 bin. You have shown me the light.

This Gives Cartoon Violence a Bad Name.......2006-06-09

I can't begrudge anyone for having fun making a homemade horror movie. I used to do that when I was a kid, and I would always have a great time. The best thing about it was that I didn't have a script going into it; I just made up the sequence of events and the dialogue as I went along. After it was completed, I'd show it to my parents and friends. Everyone had fun watching it, including myself. However, my pleasure in making horror movies didn't delude me into believing I had to share it with the general public, and I'm sure those of you who own a video camera would agree. The only ones who don't seem to agree are the people behind "Terror Toons," a film that proves anyone (and I really do mean anyone) can write, produce, and direct a film. These are the kinds of people I begrudge: the ones who feel that a cheaply made home video qualifies as a professional movie.

It's absolutely incredible that this film got released; no one in his or her right mind could have expected this blatantly amateurish work to be taken seriously, and if they did, then they need some seriously expensive professional help. It's a crude, barely half-hearted attempt at entertainment, setting into motion a wrongly conceived excursion into the world of storytelling. Its foray into violence and gore was so juvenile that it barely passes as laughable, and its intentionally cartoonish special effects were so low grade that "special" doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence. Who really wants to see a doctor scooping bloody entrails out of a person whose eyes are spinning like the googly peepers of Cookie Monster? For that matter, who would want to watch performances or hear dialogue that wouldn't even pass muster in an elementary school play? It wasn't a case of bad acting for the sake of satire or comedy; the people cast in "Terror Toons" simply could not act.

Even the story leaves a whole lot to be desired. When sisters Cindy (Beverly Lynn) and Candy (Lizzie Borden, of all names) are left home alone for the night, Cindy and her friend, Amy (Kerri Liu) decide to invite a couple of boys over for a little party. Of course, the conveniently absent parents have strictly forbidden this. But as we all know, teenagers never listen to the rules their parents set (especially since, in this case, the "mother" is played by a man). Candy initially protests. But as soon as she gets a mysterious package in the mail, her attention is averted. It contains a DVD called "Terror Toons," and she immediately runs upstairs to watch it. I guess she didn't care that she was given an item she didn't send away for. Then again, why should she? Despite the fact that Lizzie Borden is a twenty-something busty blonde, she's playing a character whose mental capacity can't be above that of a ten- or eleven-year-old (if you don't believe me, watch the scene of her taking a bath while singing "Rubber Ducky").

Upon inserting the disc into her player, Candy immerses herself in a fast-paced, frenetic freak show of a cartoon series (despite the fact that all the characters are real, physical people). The two most prominent characters are the twisted Dr. Carnage (Matty Moo)--a mad scientist stereotype with a green colored, goblin-like face--and Max Assassin (Scott Barrows)--a monkey genetically altered into a gun-toting killing machine. Their appearances can only be compared to mass-produced Halloween masks, a quality that didn't do much to add to the film's credibility. But apparently it's credible enough for Candy, who watches their shameless exploits with the quiet enthusiasm of a kid watching a Saturday morning cartoon. At least, that's how she behaves at first; eventually, the show ends, leaving her with nothing but a shot of a hypnotically swirling spiral. She then falls asleep, giving Dr. Carnage and Max Assassin ample time to cross through the television screen into our world.

Meanwhile, Cindy and Amy invite Rick (Brandon Reininger) and Eddie (Fernando Pedilla), two typical horror movie males who like to work out and bring alcohol to parties. Their arrival leads to a discussion of what they should do, and almost immediately, it becomes a sexually charged debate: the guys want to play Strip Poker while the girls want to fool around with a Ouija board. They eventually compromise on a game of Strip Ouija. Even though I have no idea how this game would work, I wouldn't have minded watching this scene. I actually didn't mind it at first. Then I noticed the board itself; the filmmakers actually spelled out the name of the game as "Weegee." Was this done on purpose or did they genuinely not know how to spell the word properly? Ultimately, I realized it was pointless to try and figure it out.

It was also pointless to understand the direction this film went in. The demented toons eventually make their presence known to the rest of the cast, resulting in a mishmash of cinematic blunders, including a slew of over the top death scenes, most of which involved a series of oversized props. All of these murderous moments make use of slimy animal organs that are drenched in stage blood. And from that description alone, it's obvious that this is the kind of unnecessary drivel that would barely appeal to immature teenagers, let alone the horror movie demographic. How could it when it includes a cop (James Sullivan) that follows the rubber-faced killers into the real world? For him, the motto, "To protect and serve" amounts to nothing more than an excuse for an incredibly condescending attitude. And would it surprise you to learn that he likes donuts?

When Cindy meets the Devil (Jack Roberts), I came to the conclusion that the public should never have seen this. I'm sure the actors had a lot of fun working on "Terror Toons." In fact, I hope they did; no one working on something this bad deserves to be stressed in the process. But it can't be denied that this has all the qualities of a made-to-be-laughed-at personal film, something to be viewed only by family and friends. It's a disgraceful attempt at filmmaking, and it has no place in video stores or even in the thoughts of the movie going public.

NEGATIVE 5 stars.......2006-01-09

This movie is a total piece of S**T. I rather watch House Of The Dead 20 times in a row than watch this movie again, and you all know how bad House Of The Dead was. Nuff Said. Save your money!

Average customer rating:

What a horror show....Literally.
dont be fooled
Hoo boy.
This Gives Cartoon Violence a Bad Name
NEGATIVE 5 stars

Terror Toons
Starring: Beverly Lynne , Lizzy Borden , Kerry Liu , Brandon Reininger , and Fernando Padilla
Director: Joe Castro
Manufacturer: Razor Digital Entertainment
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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Hell's Highway
Terror Toons 2
Zombie Chronicles
Wicked Intentions: Carnage - The Legend of Quiltface/Dead Seven/Hellinger/The Night Owl
The Damned

ASIN: B000A0GYHI
Release Date: 2005-09-13

Customer Reviews:

What a horror show....Literally........2006-09-17

Well at least the girl with the picktails was eye candy.

dont be fooled.......2006-08-30

Hoo boy........2006-07-03

I took a gamble and bought this from the $5 bin at Block Buster.
Ever since, I have given up gambling for good.
Thank you, $5 bin. You have shown me the light.

This Gives Cartoon Violence a Bad Name.......2006-06-09

NEGATIVE 5 stars.......2006-01-09

This movie is a total piece of S**T. I rather watch House Of The Dead 20 times in a row than watch this movie again, and you all know how bad House Of The Dead was. Nuff Said. Save your money!

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