Breeders

Starring:Teresa Farley, Lance Lewman, Frances Raines, Natalie O'Connell, Amy Brentano, LeeAnne Baker, Matt Mitler, Adriane Lee, Mae Cerar, Mark Legan, Dan Geffen, Pat Rizzolino, Derek Dupont, Owen Flynn, Raheim Grier, Rose Geffen, Doug Devos, Michael Zezima, Brian Barnes, Norris Culf
Director: Tim Kincaid
Studio: MGM (Video & DVD)
Product Type: DVD

Average customer rating:

MST 3K fadder
Aliens are bulletproof, but not boardproof.
More nudity than you can spank a monkey at!!!
Low buget horror joke
Tried to be Scary, Wound up Funny

Breeders
Starring: Teresa Farley , Lance Lewman , Frances Raines , Natalie O'Connell , and Kari Foxx
Director: Tim Kincaid
Manufacturer: MGM (Video & DVD)
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ASIN: B00005K3O3
Release Date: 2001-08-28

Description

Writer/director Tim Kincaid (Robot Holocaust) delivers pulse-pounding suspense, "impressive makeup effects" (Variety) and a bevy of beauties that have to be seen to be believed in this fast-paced scarefest that pits New York's finestfinest women, that isagainst an insidious alien invasion. When five Manhattan women are accosted under mysterious circumstances, the police think that they've got a twisted serial rapist on their hands. But as Detective Dale Andriotti (Lance Lewman) and Dr. Gamble Pace (Teresa Farley) soon discover, the reality is much worse. Tracing the source of the attacks underground, they find an unstoppable alien presence that has infested an abandoned subway system and begun to reproduce itselfby impregnating human women! In an explosive showdown for the fate of humanity, Andriotti and Pace come face to face with a creature more horrific than they could have ever imagined...and another whose identity they would have never suspected!

Customer Reviews:

MST 3K fadder.......2005-12-22

It's a hoot! MST 3K would have a field day with this movie. The only thing with "Breeders" is, MST 3K really would not be able to air their brand of spoofing because of all the gratuitous nudity. There are "A" movies. There are even "B" movies but this movies wouldn't even make a good run for a "C" movie. The dialog and monologs have no depth, no subtext, or real meaning between the laughable non talented no names that I hazard to say, stared in this movie. The acting makes this movie the funniest movie I've seen in a long time. Have a group of your friends over and do your own MST 3K party. If you and your friends are half as witty as the acting in this film, you'll all have a great time. Don't rent it or buy this movie. It would be better if you could steel it.

Aliens are bulletproof, but not boardproof........2005-08-15

Earth women gettin' raped by aliens. How could you mess that up? Well leave it to ol' Tim Kincaid, mastermind behind such hits as ROBOT HOLOCAUST and THE OCCULTIST to figure out a way.

It really is rare to see a movie this bad and not just overall bad like WILD, WILD WEST or SIGNS but bad on every single level. Directing, acting, script, FX, sets, continuity, everything and what makes it even worse is it wasn't funny bad, but painful bad.

Well, actually it was a little funny especially when one of the main characters beard disappeared!!!!!!!!!! Also the deformed alien baby was funny. I liked it when the cop shot the baby five times with no effect then just picked up a board and clobbered it over the head and killed it.

More nudity than you can spank a monkey at!!!.......2005-05-01

This is one of those films you buy just for the skin content. There are 5 or six women that get buck naked, and it's a constant theme throughout the film. Awesome. Simply awesome.
The acting is absolutely atrocious--wow is it bad--but the director is clearly the kind of guy who focuses on things other than the acting, if you follow me. Lots and lots of naked women. What could be better in a lousy movie? At least this movie has the redeeming factor of abundant flesh to make up for the horrible acting, which so many other crappy films don't have.
Any guy that loves nekkid chix will have no problem with this film.

Low buget horror joke.......2004-07-19

I started watching this movie and realized that it really sucked bad. I did not even finish watching the flick. Ugly movie with teribble actors. Skip it.

Tried to be Scary, Wound up Funny.......2004-05-28

Every once in a while I see a film that convinces me there are film makers out there trying to emulate Ed Wood. Breeders is one such film. An alien life form arrives on Earth and begins to try and reproduce and thus take over the planet before moving on.

In order for the reproduction to be successful the alien is looking for healthy virgins. Loss of virginity opens the door to too many potential health risks that will inhibit the birth of new aliens. police detective teams up with a doctor to try and trace who is attacking women in New York City.

Near the end of the movie the creatures victims begin to disappear. The trail leads below the Empire State Building where the creature has a nest. There the women bathe in white goo. The doctor and detective come up with a plan and, with the help of some drunk public works employees, eliminate the alien threat.

Customer Reviews:

Boston Co-Eds Targeted for Breeding.......2004-03-30

A Boston college is the site of a spectacular meteor crash. For some reason the college head (she calls herself the principal) can only think of the cost of repairs. No one seems to understand the significance, scientific opportunity, or financial gain the meteorite could bring. The university staff consists of the principal, and art professor and a janitor. The art professor has a huge, multi-level apartment in one of the college buildings.

The meteor has brought a woman and a monster. The monster haunts some underground tunnels while the woman runs around. Eventually all of the girls on campus wind up wearing necklaces made from the meteorite. This makes them targets for the monster which wants to use them to further its species. The monster is violent but supposedly intelligent enough to pull off UFO abductions (year, right!).

Eventually the police are brought in as cannon fodder (aren't they always?) and the principal and art professor must face the monster and try to stop it.

The creature effects in this film are very well done and probably used the script budget as well as the effects budget. It is a pity to see a monster so well done and have the rest of the film so stupid. But this is one of those films that is so bad you just have to watch it.

Should have read a book!.......2003-10-31

This movie is truly awful! To be fare I haven't seen the last 30 minutes. I used it to redeem myself for the hour of my life I had already forefeited to this corny ass movie!

Mars Needs Women!.......2000-07-07

Well, maybe not Mars, but some sort of mutant/alien/supernatural creature/force/entity needs women. For what, we don't know, nor do we ever learn. Nor do we (somewhat surprisingly) get the expected exploding alien-baby from the body (a la Alien, Humanoids from the Deep, and a dozen others you could probably rattle off if you thought about it).

There's really not much to this film. It doesn't even have a lot of camp value. There is some, though: The breeders only take virgins and somehow in the midst of the metropolis (New York), all the female actors, from the teen dancer/ingenue to the 30-something doctor to the 60+ bag lady are all virgins.

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

Breeders.......2000-06-03

Get your head chopped off before watching this movie. It will help.

Worst movie ever!.......1999-08-13

I have always been a cheezy movie fan, and even I couldn't sit though this painful attempt at a movie. I rented it by accident, and had watched it w/ the hopes that it would get better & wouldn't be a waste of money, but to no hope. It's so awful that amazon shouldn't even sell it-it might taint the other movies.

Average customer rating:

Actually deserves half a star
Horr-i-bile
The worst movie ever
Good but, ive seen better, it's like the top of the B movies

Breeders
Starring: Todd Jensen , Oliver Tobias , Samantha Janus , Clifton Lloyd-Bryan , and Kadamba Simmons
Director: Paul Matthews
Manufacturer: Simitar Ent.
ProductGroup: DVD
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ASIN: 6305026068
Release Date: 1998-07-01

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Wanted: Intergalactic couple seeks romance + possibly more w/nubile SWF. We're a real pair! He's an NSGEM (Non-Smoking, Green-Eyed Monster). She's a SCECLS (Scantily Clad, Egg-Carrying Love Slave). You're eager to get nekkid, have an IQ that resembles a Celsius temp. reading, and reside at an unnamed female college filled w/randy staffers & idiotic administration. First date w/us includes attempts at terrorization & you being encased in a monster semen chrysalis. May include zombification. Interested? Wander down to the local sewers--we'll be waiting! (No boyfriends (except as HDs [hors d'oeuvres]) or STDs (space-transmitted diseases).) --Keith Simanton

Customer Reviews:

Actually deserves half a star.......2002-08-12

This film follows similar themes to the 1980s movie of the same title.

This film is terrible. It fails at every level. You'd expect that an alien having sex (breeding) with beautiful school-girls would at least make this a sexy film, & yet it's not even that, aside from the obligatory group-girl scene in a shower there's very little flesh here to oggle at. And as a sci-fi/horror film it's not scary at all - I can't even work out which genre the producers were aiming it because it fails at all levels. The acting is even worse than the 1980s version - but at least that one had a titlation factor in its favour.

There's heaps of plot faults and leaps of illogic.

Filmed entirely on the Isle of Man (U.K.) but made to look like someplace, U.S.A. - probably because the producers wanted to pretend that such a terrible film had to have been made in another country.

Horr-i-bile.......2001-09-11

This movie rates up there with drinking sour milk!
They should offer a full refund for this at any video rental store, I could return it a week late and still ask for my money back and be serious.

It's another scifi bomb loosly glued together with a less than porno plot, with the main them being some meathead they grabbed off of welfare, inserted in a laytex slag, and called it an 'alien'.

If you're up for a bad time, grab your sour milk, some jalapenos, and watch this video! You'll be on the can quicker than you can take of your pants off. While your there, flush this b-side disaster down with it.

The worst movie ever.......1999-08-13

This movie was so horrible that even Mystery Science Theater 3000 wouldn't touch this one. I rented it by accident, but the movie was so horrible that it took all of my willpower just to sit though it!

Good but, ive seen better, it's like the top of the B movies.......1999-05-12

I liked most of the movie. But, it fits alot of the typical horror movie plot scheems, you always know whats going to happen.

Product Description

After their prison ship sinks in the Caribbean, a group of prisoners and a doctor wash ashore on a seemingly deserted island. They soon discover a strange couple, who invite them to stay at their house. While the prisoners try to plan an escape, the doctor does some investigating, and soon finds out just what the pair are really doing... and why the prisoners keep disappearing mysteriously.

Customer Reviews:

Beautiful restored version.......2007-05-03

I'm not writing this review so much for newcomers as for old fans of ISLAND OF THE FISHMEN. If you've seen earlier versions of this film, you haven't really seen this film. This is the MUST SEE version for longtime fans.

I've seen several versions of ISLAND OF THE FISHMEN (aka SCREAMERS) over the past 20+ years. The American TV broadcast version. The VHS version. But this restored DVD version has many differences:

* This version is widescreen, and it makes a difference. The director has framed some beautiful compositions, which are lost on full screen.

* Many restored scenes.

* Earlier versions had a 10 minute scene from ANOTHER FILM (by Roger Corman) edited onto the front. This restored version drops that scene, which had characters that were (naturally) unrelated to the rest of the film's characters or story.

* This version has done a beautiful job restoring the color and sound. Great music.

So what's this film about? It's yet another 1970s Italian exploitation ripoff, of sorts. Richard Johnson is the usual rich white guy who rules an uncharted island and conducts mad science experiments (although he does it through another scientist). They're turning islanders into fishmen so as to salvage the lost gold of Atlantis.

If you like Italian exploitation films, if you think Johnson is a great villain (although he was also a fine hero in 1963's THE HAUNTING), if you think Barbara Bach is gorgeous, if you like killer fishmen and Italian exploitation films, you should love this one.

Lead actors Claudio Cassinelli, Richard Johnson, and Barbara Bach also appeared in another Italian exploitation JAWS ripoff, BIG ALLIGATOR RIVER (aka, THE GREAT ALLIGATOR). I also highly recommend that film

Yes, this is a PAL version, so you'll need a multi-region DVD player. The DVD has both Italian and English soundtracks, take your pick.

There's also a one hour "making of" featurette, with interviews of the key creative people, but unfortunately, it's entirely in Italian. Not even any subtitles. The trailer is also in Italian.

Eh? A DC/Vertigo character and a Marvel one in the same pack?.......2007-01-03

No wonder it's unavailable.

Average customer rating:

Boston Co-Eds Targeted for Breeding
Should have read a book!
Mars Needs Women!
Breeders
Worst movie ever!

Breeders [Region 2]
Starring: Todd Jensen , Samantha Janus , Oliver Tobias , Kadamba Simmons , and Nigel Harrison
Director: Paul Matthews (II)
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Customer Reviews:

Boston Co-Eds Targeted for Breeding.......2004-03-30

Eventually the police are brought in as cannon fodder (aren't they always?) and the principal and art professor must face the monster and try to stop it.

Should have read a book!.......2003-10-31

This movie is truly awful! To be fare I haven't seen the last 30 minutes. I used it to redeem myself for the hour of my life I had already forefeited to this corny ass movie!

Mars Needs Women!.......2000-07-07

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

Breeders.......2000-06-03

Get your head chopped off before watching this movie. It will help.

Worst movie ever!.......1999-08-13

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