Bite Me

Starring:Bite Me
Studio: Shock-O-Rama Cinema
Product Type: DVD

Description

A crate of bio-engineered marijuana winds up at a strip-joint after a drug deal gone bad, bringing with it a renegade DEA agent and a swarm of monstrous critters. Just what owner Ralph and sultry dancers Crystal, Trix and Amber need as they struggle to save their club from shutting down. An exterminator is called in to thwart the infestion, but quicker than you can say "roach motel," these oversized insectoids prove they are made of tougher stuff. The club is under attack by a stealthy, skittering invasion of bad-ass, bloodthirsty bugs, and there's nowhere to run, no place to hide, and not a lap-dance in sight. And when the DEA heavy falls victim to a hungry horde, you can be sure he'll be back…but he might not be quite human anymore.

Customer Reviews:

Please enter a title for your review.......2007-04-03

This is a movie that knows it's a movie and doesn't aspire in any way to be realistic or take itself seriously. The only reason b movies ever fail at anything is because they attempt those things. The only way this movie will disappoint or fail to entertain you is if you want realism.

IF YOU LIKE FUNNY STUPIED MOVIES THEN YOU WILL LOVE THIS.......2006-04-26

UNLIKE SOME OF THE REVIEWS ON HERE I DON'T NEED THE NUDITY. THIS FILM HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST DUMBEST FILMS I HAVE SEEN. ME AND MY WIFE LAUGHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH IT. AND WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY OF THAT WEED THEY HAD IN THE MOVIE!

Not too bad....but not great.......2006-03-23

This movie, is first a movie whose priorities is to burn time,
with too much stripping and not enough creatures. Then there is
parts with real stupid violence that should have not been in the film, and then we have our little spider creatures action that should have had priority in this film by the way of a better script.I gave 3 starts for the following: Production Value,
creature effects...and of course the nudity.

B+ for a B film.......2005-12-14

Brett Piper is not everyone's cup of tea, but if you happen to share his off-beat nostalgic sense of irony, as I do, you'll generally enjoy his movies. He obviously has affection for the B sci-fi/horror movies of the 50s and 60s along with the contemporaneous TV shows such as the Outer Limits and the Twilight Zone. Start with a light-hearted homage to one or more of them (not a quite full-blown parody), toss in some modern sleaze and gore, and you've got the idea.

Bite Me! has giant bloodsucking bugs, strippers, humor, violence, and a transmogrified DEA agent: plenty of ingredients for an evening of escapist fun. Misty Mundae, as is evident from other user reviews, has a dedicated cult following. This is not hard to understand. She is fetching and is more than able (in line with George Burns' definition of good acting) to remember her lines and not trip over the furniture. She, Julian Welles, and a few other of the cast are also reasons to like this film.

Very corney.......2005-12-12

Right off the bat I could tell this was a very idiotic movie. The jokes were not funny, and the acting was very bad. My best impression was how corney it was. What else can I say but I thought the whole thing really sucked. Nothing shocking. Just plain corn.

I rented this movie and I felt cheated. I thought it was really aweful.

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