Chopping Mall

Starring:Angela Aames, Paul Bartel, Paul Coufos, Barbara Crampton, Karrie Emerson, Will Gill Jr., Gerrit Graham, Lenny Juliano, Kelli Maroney, Ace Mask, Dick Miller, Tony O'Dell, Arthur Roberts (II), Nick Segal, Suzee Slater, John Terlesky, Russell Todd, Mel Welles, Mary Woronov
Studio: Lions Gate
Product Type: DVD

Editorial Review:
Product Description
Some people will kill for a bargain...and at the Park Plaza Mall they do! Here, you can shop until you drop...dead!

High tech robots equipped with state-of-the-art security devices have been recruited as the new mechanical "night watchmen" for the Park Plaza Mall. When a jolting bolt of lightning short circuits the main computer control, the robots turn into "killbots"...on the loose after unsuspecting shoppers. Four couples are trying to make it after-hours in a mattress store. They make it all right...in the morgue!

System Requirements:

Runing Time 77 Min

Format: DVD MOVIE

Average customer rating:

Dig the Mall.
I love this movie
More unintentional comedy than you know what to do with!
The best of 80's cheeseball horror.
A Little of Both

Chopping Mall
Starring: Angela Aames , Paul Bartel , Paul Coufos , Barbara Crampton , and Karrie Emerson
Manufacturer: Lions Gate
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B0002DB5PO
Release Date: 2004-08-17

Product Description

Some people will kill for a bargain...and at the Park Plaza Mall they do! Here, you can shop until you drop...dead!

High tech robots equipped with state-of-the-art security devices have been recruited as the new mechanical "night watchmen" for the Park Plaza Mall. When a jolting bolt of lightning short circuits the main computer control, the robots turn into "killbots"...on the loose after unsuspecting shoppers. Four couples are trying to make it after-hours in a mattress store. They make it all right...in the morgue!

System Requirements:

Runing Time 77 Min

Format: DVD MOVIE

Customer Reviews:

Dig the Mall........2006-11-01

The mall was a big place for valley girls. Here comes their nightmare. When their not watching Miami Vice or going to a Poison concert, these teen mall employees have decided to party in the mall after hours...in a bed store, nevertheless. As you can guess, some drink beer and 2/3 of them have sex with their significant other. Remember you newlyweds, just because you have marital sex doesn't make you immune to horror death. Follow the rules, don't have sex in the same room as your friends, and don't sneak in the mall after closing time. While our friends are sinning the night away, the new mall security, technically advanced robots, were hit by lightning and are now murdering machines! Some funny scenes of the shadow of the mall doors closing with the robot in front, clenching its hand. An excellent death scene of the first blonde tart to go. That scene alone is worth watching no matter who you are. Corny, unrealistic, but heartwarmingly cheesy and memorable. A must for all horror fans.
December 18, 2004

I love this movie.......2006-10-31

I first saw this one on cable back in the 80's. It is just as much fun now as it was back then. Fresh, creative, original, and oh-so-cheesy. I also met Kelli Maroney and Tony O'Dell a few years ago, what a blast. The casting is great, and the acting ranges from mediocre to very good. The special effects, for the time this film was done, are very good. Kelli and Tony do an excellent job, and another standout performance, in my opinion, comes from John Terlesky. If you're a fan of the genre, you should not miss this one.

More unintentional comedy than you know what to do with!.......2006-10-07

I think my favorite scene in chopping mall is when they get into the sporting goods store and conveniently find an arsenal of weapons and ammo on display right in the front of the store. This way, the customers can load up the guns and try them out without having to wait for some lazy manager to get them out of the locked glass case behind the counter. In my opinion, put the guns & ammo right up front with the golf clubs & baseball gloves just like they do in TEH Chopping mall! I give it 5 stars for awesomely bad dialogue, awesomely bad special effects, feathered 80's hair for the dudes, and big big big permed 80's hair for the seriously hawt actresses.

The best of 80's cheeseball horror........2006-03-24

I saw this movie on cable the other day. This movie reminds me of everything I miss about movies from the 80's. It feels good to watch them because they're so awfully cheesy. Especially this film. The robots look like they were left over from a low-budget 50's sci-fi film. As other reviewers have mentioned, they never actually chop anyone, but giving this movie a lesser rating because of the misleading title is just plain silly! How could you take anything about this movie seriously from a critical standpoint?
This movie is full of bad editing and awesomely bad one-liners. One of the scenes that makes me laugh is when the studly jock dude just gets done humping the blonde babe. He rolls over and he's chewing gum to add coolness. In bed during sex seems a little out of place for gum chewing. He must be extra cool. In fact, he's so cool he dies chewing it a few minutes later.
A good one-liner is when the kids are shooting at this open gas tank trying to blow up one of the killbots. No one seems to be able to spark the gas despite multiple gunshots. But then, the "nerd turned badass" blonde steps forward and takes one shot, blowing the killbot to smithereens. She steps back and blows on her gun bragging, "My dad was a marine."
This movie is great to sit back and make fun of with someone. It doesn't really matter whether you pay attention or not. The storyline and characters have been copied since the beginning of bad horror flicks. It's another piece of dried-up 80's cinema excramite. Enjoy!

A Little of Both.......2006-02-10

This movie is everything that is good and bad about 80's horror. You have your bad acting, but an interesting story premise. It is one of those bad movies you will either love for being bad, or dismiss as drivel. Growing up in the 80's, I have a soft spot for the horror films of the time, so I had a fun time watching this one.

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