Lust in the Mummy's Tomb

Starring:Erin Brown, Patty Peturbed, Joey Smack
Director: William Hellfire
Studio: E.I. Independent
Product Type: DVD
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- Darkside review of Lust for Mommy Tomb
- Misty is the Greatest Special Effect of All...
- Very disapointing
- THIS IS MINDY'S BEST?
- Great dvd, LOADS of bonus featurettes and clips
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Lust in the Mummy's Tomb
Starring: Erin Brown (II) , Patty Peturbed , and Joey Smack
Director: William Hellfire
Manufacturer: E.I. Independent
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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ASIN: B000077W1A
Release Date: 2002-10-14 |
Customer Reviews:
Darkside review of Lust for Mommy Tomb.......2005-10-17
Want to see Misty Mundae naked? Dig in. The plot, story, acting, who gives a flying fluck. If you're really looking for any kind of entertainment here other than full frontal naked Misty Mundae and big brown beaver. You're truly pathetic.
Misty is the Greatest Special Effect of All..........2005-07-06
This ain't Khalis from the Universal movies folks and this movie is not for the kiddies. In fact, the Mummy in question is only a prop for the greatest special effect of all...the divine Misty Mundae. Misty's great, and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing her in this "movie," but good lord this is a cheapy. The starting scene of Misty luxurating around on a bed is distracting because of the dingy-looking bed she's rolling around on. Thank goodness someone had the good sense to cover up the bed with a red velvet sheet or we may have glimpsed a few Butterfinger or Heath bar pieces left over from director William Hellfire's nightly trips to DQ.
The next scene of Misty in the shower is great, but again I was distracted by the condition of the shower itself. FILTHY! I mean, good god, why not clean the freaking thing up before you put your beautiful starlet in it! I love the pan down Misty's body where you can clearly see the tiles missing from the bottom of the shower, and the weird fungus growing on the grout. I don't consider myself a clean freak, but I can only hope poor Misty didn't get a nasty case of athlete's foot by stepping in there. Yuk!
Alright, the rest of the movie isn't that bad, in fact Misty in the library looking at the books/ videos is my favorite scene. However, I had a hard time (no pun intended) believing that Misty is looking through her dad's collection of pornos when you can clearly see a collection of Harry Potter books on the bookcase in front of her. But hey, one man's porn is another man's Potter or something like that.
Anyway, Misty fools around with the Mummy and the Mummy's undead girlfriend and then heads upstairs to change her clothes. All a day at the office.
The extra short film "The Vibrating Maid" is really bad and makes little use of Ms. Mundae's extraordinary talents. You can probably guess from the title what it's about.
The extra bonuses are clips from three early films with Misty in cameos and are interesting if only to see a really young Misty with short hair (!) and a makeout scene with Misty and a guy in which Misty is sporting a really painful-looking case of sunburn. Owch! Porcelain skin does have its drawbacks...
I'd recommend this to Misty fans and completists, but at over $20 you may want to wait a while. Everyone else who might be wondering what all this "Misty Mundae" stuff is about would be better suited renting or buying "Witchbabe 3." Now that's a good movie...
Very disapointing.......2005-03-30
I don't know how people liked this movie... compared to other movies of the same type. Most of softcore movies don't have good stories, but this one has none. The sex scenes are boring. Most of the actress, except Misty, are bad looking.
I think I waisted my money on this one.
THIS IS MINDY'S BEST?.......2004-08-21
Every other review here rants about how this is the ultimate Misty Mundae film. If that's my understanding, I don't need to see any more of them. Don't get me wrong. I'm a Misty fan. But I really have some issues with Seduction Cinema.
First off, the "feature" is only about a half hour long. And the tacked on "Vibrating Maid" short is only about 20 minutes. And being Seduction Cinema, the other women in these features are both absolutely hideous. TThe fat maid has sagging breasts and nipples that are as big as dinner plates. The woman in the Mummy short just stands there in a bad harem outfit and rubs her breasts. Ooooh, I'm (yawn) getting...so...horny....
And you know, Seduction might be part of their name, but it isn't part of the execution. You see beautiful Misty climbing out of bed with a thong on. Now, I don't know about you, but I'd like to see a little thong shot. Nope, off they go. This happens all the time in SC films. Beautiful lingerie? Quick, get it off before someone enjoys it!
And whoever operates the camera must've been given the instructions "Don't bother shooting the good stuff from an angle you can see". Misty is in a short skirt writhing on the Mummy's face. Where's the camera? In front of her, not behind where you could enjoy it. And the mummy is just a joke. His "unit" is all wrapped up. And Misty goes down on it! What a waste. And anything kinky you might get out of this shot is pointless since the camera is on the other side of the room.
I must admit though, this is the first SC feature I've seen that shows women getting off on things other than their nipples being played with (a problem in all other SC films I've seen).
Whatever crappy bits of plot they come up with always end up eating up major screen time! It's obvious they know the stories are crap. They don't even try to compensate for it with good nookie! I'd be willing to pay more for this films if they promised to show some actual smut. I like soft-core stuff, but most of their films don't even qualify. The movies are so bad they would make Joe Bob Briggs puke. There's never more than a minutes worth of spankable material in ANY SC film. If you don't agree, go jack off to Animal Planet or something, because you obviously have no idea what "erotic" means.
Misty needs to leave these talentless bastards behind.
Great dvd, LOADS of bonus featurettes and clips.......2004-06-22
This dvd feature Misty at her lustiest showing full on budity 90% of the film and even a nude upskirt(NO PANTIES), the ABSOLUTE most Misty has ever shown up previously. She tramples around in mini skirts and skimpy outfits, speaking in a society girl voice. One of the great lines in the film is when Misty says in her society rich teen girl voice "Oh, Daddy, you know I'm always a good girl"
Great stuff with a full 20 minute featurette and half a dozen featurettes(almost as much as teh entire dvd "Girl Seduction", featuring a great clip of Misty making out with some guy in a abandon house, she's a SO young here, and very PERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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