Hip Hop Witch

Hip Hop Witch


Starring:Charli Baltimore, Michelle Bernard, Bezino, Mobb Deep, Rah Digga, Amy Dorris, Eminem, Colleen Fitzpatrick, Vanilla Ice, Stacii Jae Johnson, Pras, Rock (II), Ja Rule, Spliff Starr, Mia Tyler
Studio: Allumination Filmwor
Product Type: DVD

Editorial Review:
Description
Several well known hip hop artists go public disclosing their personal accounts with the "Black Witch in the Projects". This supernatural terror attacks rap and hip hop artists in the greater New York and New Jersey areas. None of the artists an fully explain the reason behind the attacks but all appear to be shaken by the experience. The Street Don, a notorious rap mogul, offers $10,000.00 for the capture of the witch and sponsors daily updates of the attacks on a major TV network. An aspiring reporter uses her joba at a supermarket tabloid publication to discover the identity and truth about the hip hop witch but finds out more than she anticipated. Meanwhile, five bored white kids from Framingham, Ma. take a joy ride to New York City to capture the witch and collect the reward money but end up lost and scattered in The Big Apple. 93 minutes.
Hip Hop Witch
Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
  • WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN
  • an embarassment to all involved
  • Horrible
  • INCREDIBLE CINEMA!
  • Really really Bornig
Hip Hop Witch
Starring: Charli Baltimore , Michelle Bernard , Bezino , Mobb Deep , and Rah Digga
Manufacturer: Unapix/A-pix
ProductGroup: DVD
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ASIN: 1578483050
Release Date: 2000-08-08

Description

Several well known hip hop artists go public disclosing their personal accounts with the "Black Witch in the Projects". This supernatural terror attacks rap and hip hop artists in the greater New York and New Jersey areas. None of the artists an fully explain the reason behind the attacks but all appear to be shaken by the experience. The Street Don, a notorious rap mogul, offers $10,000.00 for the capture of the witch and sponsors daily updates of the attacks on a major TV network. An aspiring reporter uses her joba at a supermarket tabloid publication to discover the identity and truth about the hip hop witch but finds out more than she anticipated. Meanwhile, five bored white kids from Framingham, Ma. take a joy ride to New York City to capture the witch and collect the reward money but end up lost and scattered in The Big Apple. 93 minutes.

Customer Reviews:

1 out of 5 stars WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.......2006-01-13

This has to be the worst movie i've ever seen with eminem in it.I'm a huge eminem fan but i did not even watch the hole thing(only 15 minutes of it and i've had it for 8 months now and still have not watched it all)it was that bad.I only payed $1.00 for it(IT WAS NOT EVEN WORTH THAT SAVE YOUR MONEY) in a sale bin at a video store good thing i did not rent it for $3.75

1 out of 5 stars an embarassment to all involved.......2005-01-31

Who is responsible for this monstrocity? This film is atrocious. I have watched porn with better acting and scripts than this. It basically consists of a handful of bug eyed rappers with varying levels of credibility jumping around in front of a hand held camera as if they were told to pretend they're on crack. And while theoretically that sounds kinda entertaining,it's not. The only worthwhile moments in the entire film come from eminem, who turns out a lengthy, improvised rant on his horrific run in with the 'hip hop witch'. I have no idea what the motivation was behind the making of this film, but whoever is responsible should hang their head in shame. I cannot stress enough how much of a waste of time it is. You would have more fun eating your own vomit.

1 out of 5 stars Horrible.......2004-05-24

Eminem and Vanilla Ice are the highlights of this poorly made film. If you purchase the dvd (I urge you not to) prepare to be disappointed. The movie has a very weak story-line, is mostly incoherent, and a waste of money.

5 out of 5 stars INCREDIBLE CINEMA!.......2004-04-05

I cannot put into words the sheer brilliance of eminem's improvised narrative about his jaw-dropping encounter with Da Hip Hop Witch. A must see.

1 out of 5 stars Really really Bornig.......2004-01-08

I was so exited when I heard about that movie, I wasted the more silly 18 € (it's like 23 U.S. $) in my life. You don't know how boring is this movie. I only wanted to see the end of that, and then, surprise! It's the worst end I've ever seen! I was looking to the clock every minute. Don't think it is a comedy. This is nothing.
Da Hip Hop Witch
Average customer rating: Not rated
    Da Hip Hop Witch
    Starring: Colleen Fitzpatrick , Vanilla Ice , Ja Rule , Prakazrel "Pras" Michel , and Eminem
    Director: Dale Resteghini
    Manufacturer: DVD Industries
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    ASIN: B00008ZZ6R
    Release Date: 2003-06-17

    Description

    Several well-known hip hop artists go public disclosing their personal accounts with the "Black Witch in the Projects". This supernatural terror attacks rap and hip-hop artists in the greater New York and New Jersey areas. The Street Don, a notorious rap mogul, offers $10,000.00 for the capture of the witch and sponsors daily updates of the attacks on a major TV network. An aspiring reporter uses her job at a supermarket tabloid publication to discover the identity and truth about the hip hop witch but finds out more than she anticipated. Meanwhile, five bored white kids from Framingham, Ma. take a joy ride to New York City to capture the witch and collect the reward money but end up lost and scattered in The Big Apple.
    Hip Hop Witch
    Average customer rating: Not rated
      Hip Hop Witch
      Starring: Charli Baltimore , Michelle Bernard , Bezino , Mobb Deep , and Rah Digga
      Director: Dale Resteghini
      Manufacturer: Unapix / a-Pix Ent.
      ProductGroup: DVD
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      ASIN: B00005YAMG
      Release Date: 2000-08-08
      Hip Hop Witch
      Average customer rating: Not rated
        Hip Hop Witch
        Starring: Charli Baltimore , Michelle Bernard , Bezino , Mobb Deep , and Rah Digga
        Director: Dale Resteghini
        Manufacturer: Lions Gate
        ProductGroup: DVD
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        ASIN: B0000YEER6
        Release Date: 2004-01-20

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