The Cartier Affair

The Cartier Affair


Starring:Joan Collins, David Hasselhoff, Ed Lauter, Randi Brooks, Steve Peck, Jordan Charney, Patricia Elliott, Charles Napier, Rita Taggart, Raymond Singer, Joe La Due, Telly Savalas, Jay Gerber, Hilly Hicks, Louisa Moritz, Liz Sheridan, Donald Wayne, Paul Marin, Patrick Cronin, John Gibson (IV)
Director: Rod Holcomb
Studio: Simitar Ent.
Product Type: DVD
Cartier Affair
Average customer rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars
  • Mediocre Comedy Drama
  • A movie for Joan Collins fans
Cartier Affair
Starring: Joan Collins , David Hasselhoff , Ed Lauter , Randi Brooks , and Steve Peck
Director: Rod Holcomb
Manufacturer: Platinum Disc
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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Cronin, PatrickCronin, Patrick | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
Hasselhoff, DavidHasselhoff, David | ( H ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
Lauter, EdLauter, Ed | ( L ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
Napier, CharlesNapier, Charles | ( N ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
Savalas, TellySavalas, Telly | ( S ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
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ASIN: B0001OGW0M
Release Date: 2004-03-01

Customer Reviews:

2 out of 5 stars Mediocre Comedy Drama.......2006-07-09

This film is nothing that you would expect from the cover. Joan Collins looks beautiful as always but the plot of this film is ridiculous and the genres are all mixed up. This movie tries to be a blend of Comedy, Thriller and erotic drama. It doesn't really work out. Joan is very well dressed up the entire film so if you look for her sexy scenes skip this title. David Hasselhof and Telly Savalas also look foolish. This film is a "Joan Collinas fans only" type of a movie.

3 out of 5 stars A movie for Joan Collins fans.......2003-05-02

After 10 minutes viewing, I already knew that Joan plays herself again. The cast including David Hasselhoff, Telly Savalas did nothing special in it.

The storyline is quite foolish. I have no idea why the young man and famous soap star fell in love so suddenly. Joan Collins kept her over-the-top performance but won't make this comedy funny. The air combat scene is also laughable.

Don't get me wrong. It's still a must-have item for all the Joan Collins fans. Especially when we can hardly recall the image of her prime. Joan, nearly 50 at that time, looks terrific in this movie and she never stop flaunting her smooth skin and plump chest.
Bury Me in Niagara/The Cartier Affair
Average customer rating: Not rated
    Bury Me in Niagara/The Cartier Affair
    Starring: Simitar DVD
    Manufacturer: Simitar Ent.
    ProductGroup: DVD
    Binding: DVD

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    ASIN: B00002RAQ8
    Release Date: 2000-01-01
    The Cartier Affair
    Average customer rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars
    • Mediocre Comedy Drama
    • A movie for Joan Collins fans
    The Cartier Affair
    Starring: Joan Collins , David Hasselhoff , Ed Lauter , Randi Brooks , and Steve Peck
    Director: Rod Holcomb
    Manufacturer: Simitar Ent.
    ProductGroup: DVD
    Binding: DVD

    GeneralGeneral | Drama | Genres | DVD | Video
    Love & RomanceLove & Romance | Drama | Genres | DVD | Video | Crumbling Marriages | Erotic | Infidelity & Betrayal | Love Story | Love Triangle | Marriage | Romance | Romantic Epic | Star-Crossed Lovers | Unrequited Love | Young Love
    Comic CriminalsComic Criminals | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video
    GeneralGeneral | Crime | Mystery & Suspense | Genres | DVD | Video
    GeneralGeneral | Mystery & Suspense | Genres | DVD | Video
    Charney, JordanCharney, Jordan | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Collins, JoanCollins, Joan | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Cronin, PatrickCronin, Patrick | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Hasselhoff, DavidHasselhoff, David | ( H ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Lauter, EdLauter, Ed | ( L ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Napier, CharlesNapier, Charles | ( N ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Savalas, TellySavalas, Telly | ( S ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Taggart, RitaTaggart, Rita | ( T ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Holcomb, RodHolcomb, Rod | ( H ) | Directors | Stores | DVD | Video
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    GeneralGeneral | Drama | Today's Deals in DVD | Special Features | DVD | Video
    ( C )( C ) | Titles | Features | DVD | Video
    Similar Items:
    1. Homework
    2. Fearless
    3. Jackie Collins 2 Pack (The Bitch / The Stud)
    4. Layover
    5. Esther and the King

    ASIN: B00003OKQW
    Release Date: 1999-12-28

    Customer Reviews:

    2 out of 5 stars Mediocre Comedy Drama.......2006-07-09

    This film is nothing that you would expect from the cover. Joan Collins looks beautiful as always but the plot of this film is ridiculous and the genres are all mixed up. This movie tries to be a blend of Comedy, Thriller and erotic drama. It doesn't really work out. Joan is very well dressed up the entire film so if you look for her sexy scenes skip this title. David Hasselhof and Telly Savalas also look foolish. This film is a "Joan Collinas fans only" type of a movie.

    3 out of 5 stars A movie for Joan Collins fans.......2003-05-02

    After 10 minutes viewing, I already knew that Joan plays herself again. The cast including David Hasselhoff, Telly Savalas did nothing special in it.

    The storyline is quite foolish. I have no idea why the young man and famous soap star fell in love so suddenly. Joan Collins kept her over-the-top performance but won't make this comedy funny. The air combat scene is also laughable.

    Don't get me wrong. It's still a must-have item for all the Joan Collins fans. Especially when we can hardly recall the image of her prime. Joan, nearly 50 at that time, looks terrific in this movie and she never stop flaunting her smooth skin and plump chest.
    Cartier Affair/Faithless/The Settlement/Century Hotel
    Average customer rating: Not rated
      Cartier Affair/Faithless/The Settlement/Century Hotel
      Starring: David Hasselhoff
      Manufacturer: Platinum Disc
      ProductGroup: DVD
      Binding: DVD

      GeneralGeneral | Drama | Genres | DVD | Video
      Collins, JoanCollins, Joan | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
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      ( C )( C ) | Titles | Features | DVD | Video
      ASIN: B0009KA7RW
      Release Date: 2005-06-07
      Cartier Affair/Century Hotel
      Average customer rating: Not rated
        Cartier Affair/Century Hotel
        Starring: David Hasselhoff
        Manufacturer: Platinum Disc
        ProductGroup: DVD
        Binding: DVD

        GeneralGeneral | Drama | Genres | DVD | Video
        Collins, JoanCollins, Joan | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
        Hasselhoff, DavidHasselhoff, David | ( H ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
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        ASIN: B0009KA7Q8
        Release Date: 2005-06-07

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