Electra

Starring:Irene Papas, Yannis Fertis, Aleka Katselli, Theano Ioannidou, Notis Peryalis, Takis Emmanuel, Phoebus Rhazis, Manos Katrakis, Eleni Karpeta, Kitty Arseni, Eleni Marinou, Anna Stavridou, Eleni Marki, Elli Trigonopoulou, Rota Logapoulou, Liza Koundouri, Elsie Pittas, Petros Ampelas, Theodoros Dimitrief, Elly Vozikiadou
Director: Michael Cacoyannis
Studio: MGM (Video & DVD)
Product Type: DVD

Average customer rating:

didn't recieve item
Useful in so many ways
Not the best
Excellent!
Awesome workout!

Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease Collection - Carmen's Fitness Collection
Starring: Ashley Roberts , Michael Carson (II) , Carmen Electra , and Stacey Harper
Director: Edward Lachman
Manufacturer: Paramount
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ASIN: B0007TKH98
Release Date: 2005-04-19

Description

All four of Carmen Electra's sexy Aerobic striptease DVD's together in a collectable box set! Includes the original "Aerobic Striptease," "Fit To Strip", "Advanced Aerobic Striptease," and "The Lap Dance & Hip Hop."

Customer Reviews:

didn't recieve item.......2007-06-27

I would never buy from amazon again, i never recieved my item, i ordered in may it was supposed to be here by may 18th and i emailed amazon about this to let them know that i hadn't gotten the package,they were supposed to look into it, when i was emailed back they told me that the package had been delivered, funny thing is thati'm still waiting on it to get here,however amazon didn't waste anytime getting the money out of my account, if they had just gotten my item to me as soon as they took my money then i would be happy with that, i will never order anything from them again. use e-bay i've never had this problem when using e-bay.hope they enjoyed my 40 bucks, and if i ever get my workout dvds i'm sure i'll enjoy them as they've enjoyed taking my money.

Useful in so many ways.......2007-06-08

I am just begnning this four disc workout, but I am satisfied. It's fun, sexy and a good workout. I can't wait to become more fit and tone. I have a feeling in will become more beneficial to me in more that just having a hot body!!!

Not the best.......2007-06-01

I thought that this would be a whole workout routine, but the hip-hop part loops the same few steps over and over again. I didn't do the "Lap Dance" section, so I can't speak on that. But, if you're getting it for the hip-hop, don't bother.

Excellent!.......2007-05-21

I got main tips for my husband private striptease. Also it's a great video to get into shape.

Awesome workout!.......2007-05-17

On a whim I purchased Striptease because my workouts had been boring me. I thought it would be a fun way to change things up but wasn't expecting very much. I was very wrong. The dance routines make me work up a sweat and the 2nd video - fit to strip- made my buns ache! This is definitely a great workout but a fun one as well so that I am not bored. I mean anything that gets me up at 5:30am 4 times a week every week must be pretty good. Great investment.

Average customer rating:

Goat Voice: bahahahahahhahahahahadddddddd movie.
epic movie
Terrible Movie, Very Few Laughs
Time for directors to change their ideas
ugh, why did I think it was gonna be good?

Epic Movie (Unrated Edition)
Starring: Kal Penn , Adam Campbell (IV) , Jennifer Coolidge , Jayma Mays , and Faune A. Chambers
Director: Jason Friedberg , and Aaron Seltzer
Manufacturer: 20th Century Fox
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ASIN: B000O76ZOO
Release Date: 2007-05-22

Amazon.com

By dint of the inexplicable popularity of their send-up of movie genres in the parody movies Scary Movie and Date Movie, writer/director duo Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer probably got an epic-sized bucket of cash for this hastily stitched pastiche of drive-by entertainment. There's no particular variety of movie they were sent to send up this time, unless big box-office grossers has now become a genre in and of itself. If so, Epic Movie may well qualify as part of that league itself. Very little expense has been spared to make so-called "comic" references to a slew of mostly recent blockbusters--The Chronicles of Narnia, Borat, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the X-Men and Harry Potter series, Superman Returns, Nacho Libre, and The Da Vinci Code to name a few--and it's assumed we've seen them all. In a goofy thread of a story about four orphans plucked from some of the above, battle must be done through various bastardized plots from same so that a prophecy can be fulfilled and they can assume their rightful place as rulers of a sacred land. Lots of crotch kicks, fart, urine, and vomit jokes speed by as we pass through Willie Wonka's factory and a magical wardrobe with an unusually interesting assortment of look-alikes and name actors caught up in the gag mix (some of it legitimately funny). Darrell Hammond, Crispin Glover, David Carradine, Kevin McDonald, Carmen Electra, Kal Penn put on game (and sometimes gamy) faces, and it's definitely a hoot to watch comedy improv alums Fred Willard and Jennifer Coolidge as Aslo the Lion and the White Bitch do battle in a Narnian good vs. evil character smackdown. As lame as you already expect a movie like this to be, anything that can throw together an homage to C.S. Lewis alongside MTV's Punk'd in less than 90 minutes can't be all bad. --Ted Fry

Epic Movie Extras

Watch the writers and producer talk about how adding song and dance made Epic Movie a smash.

Beyond Epic Movie

More Comic Spoofs
More Kal Penn Films
More From 20th Century Fox

Stills from Epic Movie

Description

The hilarious hi-jinks begin when a hapless group of orphans from curious backgrounds come together to embark on an adventure that takes them to a special chocolate factory where they fall into an enchanted wardrobe and wind-up in a magical land. Here, hilarity ensues when the bungling bunch run into a colorful collection of characters including a flamboyant pirate and a gang of wizardry-apprentices who they join forces with to overthrow the wicked White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Customer Reviews:

Goat Voice: bahahahahahhahahahahadddddddd movie........2007-07-04

I love parody movies, I am able to enjoy movies most others can't stand, and there have been some great parody movies over the years. But lately they have become more a trend to make then actually trying to make what a film parody is about... mocking other films in a funny manor, which is what Epic movie fails to do in 99% of it's attempt.

This film had a budget, it had the stars, it had nice sets, nice scenery, nice stages, BUT NO JOKES!!!!!!!! This is not a parody movie, this is clip's of movies you know with BAD attempts at jokes but I would rather see "actors who did not get to be in the big time movies that have been shown in the last few years that really really wanted to be in those films" rather then "parody" titled with this thing.

I do not consider this a parody movie. Nothing was funny at all, nothing made me laugh, nothing made me think "that was a good one" or "why didn't i think of that" and the whole thing was a big waste of time that these actors should hide there faces in for being part of.

The only thing I finally got a laugh out of was the end credits when it showed some outtakes... shows how funny a movie is when they have to do something by accident to actually be funny.

there attempt at "gross humor" with puss, pimples, farts, feces and vomit... been done a 1000 times, no shock value in anything you have already seen before and I love shock value humor, but this movie fails to come up with anything unexpected, over the top, or most importantly, NEW.

I love parody movies, if you loved movies like Hotshots, Naked Gun, KFM, Spaceballs, Scary Movie and the rest of the best... then take my word for it when I tell you that Epic movie makes Scary movie 3 & 4 seem hilarious compared to this epic p.o.s.

Why did they even make this film? Who gave it the OK? Who said it was good enough to be released.... in theaters??? Dont waste your time on this epic piece of s**** and expect an even worse sequel to be made soon.

epic movie.......2007-07-03

My Oppinion: Epic Movie was funny they could've done without the nacho lebrie skit but oh well. i thought it was stupid and hilarious, that's what it was meant to be.

About the film: Epic Movie is a spoof film of The Chronicals Of Narnia, Charlie & The Chocolate Factor & a little bit of everything else. It's mainly about four orphanes who win a ticket to willy wonka's factory and discover narnia and fight the evil white [...](The bad Guy), and in all of this they run into the most odd opsticales.

if you liked this movie then check out the soundtrack

Terrible Movie, Very Few Laughs.......2007-07-02

Following in the traditions of the 'Scary Movie' series, this movie is awful. Their really is no story line. The purpose of the movie is to try to make fun of other movies but the problem is the jokes are horribly unfunny. The only amusing part of this movie to me is the Captain Jack Sparrow scenes and only because they imitate him well. There was way too much 'Lion, Witch & The Wardrobe' spoofing. Whoever wrote this should be fired.

Time for directors to change their ideas .......2007-06-28

Epic Movie, a pointless and mostly unfunny movie, is out to get a get a few cheap laughs in an attempt to keep the parody-movie carousel going. Seemingly out to cash it on some of its predecessors (Scary movies, Date Movie, etc), the directors of this film try to get some chuckles with some of the same material: over abundance of lewdness and profanity, repeated jokes and lines, continual attempts at parodying some recent movies. As one reviewer mentioned, some of the movies that are parodied aren't anything worth making fun of, so at times the humor attempts are a bit perplexing.

What makes this comedy a failure is that there are ideas within each of these films to satirize, but the directors completely miss the mark because they are so concerned with juvenile humor. For instance, the opening scenes, where they are making fun of The Da Vinci Code and then Snakes on a Plane, could have been funny if they had taken the direction of actually mocking those films. What do they do instead with the frantic scene on the plane? Have some guy come out and repeat a line about ten times with profanity in it for some juvenile humor. Ha, ha. Real funny.

There are some other points where they could have used a movie's excessive popularity against it in a satire or parody, but instead they once again just relied on stupidity and immature jokes to make fun. The biggest examples are many of The Chronicle of Narnia scenes, when they first meet the queen ....

Everything about this movie is just about cashing from former types just like it. I'm sure there will be another film type like this within a year, and we might be writing the same reviews again.

Hopefully the directors will decide to change the course of their upcoming comedies and try a different formula in their movies, because their stuff is becoming old quick.

1 1/2 stars

ugh, why did I think it was gonna be good?.......2007-06-24

I am so dumb. I can't believe I had expectations for this movie to be good. I mean, it was slightly funny at some parts, but others just drag on and continue to be a desperate-to-be-funny bore. I like the Scary Movie series, and Date Movie was alright, but this just goes way too overboard. A friend of mine saw this movie in the theaters. When she came back, she said that she liked it, but told me that I wouldn't. I should've listened to her.

Can this even be called a movie? I view it as a series of skits spoofing other movies, kinda like a crappy version of Robot Chicken. In fact, I don't even think it can be called a spoof movie. It constantly just steals other scenes and other jokes from the movies it supposedly "parodies" and uses them completely out of context. Just look at the Nacho Libre scene.

I don't think a movie this pointless should've gotten a wide theatrical release. In fact, it would've been enough for it to be just a direct-to-video movie, because this shows just how overboard the Spoof Movie series is going. It has turned into a chaotic mess ever since the Wayans Brothers were kicked out of the house. I would be pretty angry if I were them, seeing a franchise I created being pissed on so greatly.

The movie was so bad that as I walked out of the theater the ticket taker personally apologized for not warning me. He said that if he told me how bad it would be, he would've gotten fired.
I think that's funnier than a good 90% of this piece of garbage.

The toilet is overflowing; the toilet is the Spoof Movie series, and the substance that is overflowing is this pathetic excuse for a movie.

Average customer rating:

didn't recieve item
Useful in so many ways
Not the best
Excellent!
Awesome workout!

Carmen Electra's Fit to Strip
Starring: Ashley Roberts , Michael Carson (II) , Carmen Electra , and Stacey Harper
Director: Edward Lachman
Manufacturer: Paramount
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ASIN: B00064VQX0
Release Date: 2004-12-21

Description

With several mini-workouts targeted at the hips, buns and abs, FIT TO STRIP whips the body into shape and helps individuals achieve the confidence to strip their way to a better body!

Customer Reviews:

didn't recieve item.......2007-06-27

Useful in so many ways.......2007-06-08

Not the best.......2007-06-01

Excellent!.......2007-05-21

I got main tips for my husband private striptease. Also it's a great video to get into shape.

Awesome workout!.......2007-05-17

Average customer rating:

didn't recieve item
Useful in so many ways
Not the best
Excellent!
Awesome workout!

Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease
Starring: Ashley Roberts , Michael Carson (II) , Carmen Electra , and Stacey Harper
Director: Edward Lachman
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ASIN: B00064VQWQ
Release Date: 2004-12-21

Description

With popular dance and fitness techniques, this low-impact workout conditions and strengthens the body using moves targeted specifically to tone the hips, thighs, buns and abs. Join Carmen from the comfort of your home as she helps you look good, tone up and feel more confident!

Customer Reviews:

didn't recieve item.......2007-06-27

Useful in so many ways.......2007-06-08

Not the best.......2007-06-01

Excellent!.......2007-05-21

I got main tips for my husband private striptease. Also it's a great video to get into shape.

Awesome workout!.......2007-05-17

Average customer rating:

Wow, was I in for a treat when I watched this gem!!!
Hillarious!!!
Can't go wrong here!
One of the funniest movies to come out in the last five years!
lame

Starsky & Hutch (Widescreen Edition)
Starring: Ben Stiller , Owen Wilson , Snoop Dogg , Fred Williamson , and Vince Vaughn
Director: Todd Phillips
Manufacturer: Warner Home Video
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ASIN: B00024JC4E
Release Date: 2004-07-20

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Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson--dark, wiry, and tense meets blond, lanky, and loose--make a solid comic team (and previously appeared together in Zoolander), but the funniest man in Starsky and Hutch is Vince Vaughn. Vaughn dives into his role as a sleazy drug dealer (who nonetheless buys a pony for his daughter's bat mitzvah) with the offhand zest that he brings to almost every role (from Swingers to Old School) and effortlessly steals every scene he's in. Vaughn has concocted a new and undetectable kind of cocaine, and only two cops who aren't afraid to break the rules--our titular pair--can catch him. But the plot isn't the point; mocking-yet-loving jabs at the '70s, including the homoerotic overtones of Starsky and Hutch's partnership, are what this movie is about. The satire is surprisingly mild but entertaining nonetheless, particularly when Vaughn or Snoop Dogg (as informant Huggy Bear) hold the screen. --Bret Fetzer

Description

In Starsky & Hutch, the origins of the charismatic crime-fighting duo David Starsky and Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson are explored when these undercover Bay City detectives are partnered for their very first assignment. Ben Stiller plays the tightly wound Detective David Starsky who is thrown together with Owen Wilson's easygoing Detective Ken Hutchinson on a high-stakes case. Platinum-selling rapper and actor Snoop Dogg plays their savvy street informant Huggy Bear. Vince Vaughn also joins the cast as Reese Feldman, a smooth-talking entrepreneur with an eye towards the future.

DVD Features:
Audio Commentary:Commentary with Director Todd Phillips
Deleted Scenes
Easter Eggs:Vince's Bit for the Kids -- Easter Egg (Vince discusses his thoughts on DVD special features)
Featurette:Last Look Special - Documentary Spoof (A spoof on behind-the-scenes documentaries)
Other:Fashion Fa Shizzle Wit Huggy Bizzle (Fashion insights with Snoop Dogg)
Outtakes
Theatrical Trailer

Customer Reviews:

Wow, was I in for a treat when I watched this gem!!!.......2007-06-17

Big screen remakes of 70's sitcoms have given us "modern kids" a chance to enjoy some bellbottom antics that we otherwise would have missed out on. With a star-studded cast lead by Ben Stiller (Starsky) and Owen Wilson (Hutch), this film calls to all who are ready to be launched into ha-ha arcadia.
The stage is set right after you are introduced to the dynamic duo. Stiller is an uptight cop who serves the law to the utmost. Wilson is a laid back cop who just wants to take it easy. Let's pair them together! Holy, freaking-f! Where did they get that idea? It's awesome!
As the film builds up momentum with a prodigious and inexhaustible stream of jokes we meet Huggy Bear played by rapper Snoop Dogg. Why isn't this man in more movies? His acting is absolutely awe-inspiring (except that it is bad and I don't care for it much at all). In the 90's he popularized the alcoholic drink "gin and juice" and taught us that "endo" is the best marijuana to smoke. Now, in 2004, he is stupefying audiences with his rigmarole on the big screen. Boy how the times change. Speaking of change, let's not forget the antagonist, a villainous drug dealer named Reese Feldman, played by Vince Vaughn. Let me tell you straight up: this is not the Vaughn of old. Long gone is the quick-witted fun time swinger who gave a fairly decent vocabulary base to a generation of young hipsters. To make sure you're not confused, the character displays his wrathfulness early so you don't cry when/if he gets busted. How? One, he has a moustache. Two, he kills guys that loose his coke and doesn't even care about it. Three, he never says "that's money," "hey, you are money tonight," or "sexy babies for me and for you that are money." F that guy! I kept thinking throughout the whole film: you are sooooo busted in 70 minutes. So what about the plot? Basically, Starsky and Hutch somehow must find the bad guy through a tangled web of ridiculous humor, mishaps and total babes. If you were smart enough to figure out how to operate the DVD player you can see the jokes coming from a mile away. The real mystery I'll leave you with is this; can the two cops see through their differences to form a law enforcement juggernaut (like Robocop but with less buffoonery) and a possible lasting friendship in 90 minutes?
On a personal level after seeing this film I really wished that Owen Wilson was my bro, that guy would be awesome to do the "what's up" thing with.
Modern day filmmakers have somehow managed to take their non-creativity to a whole new level, much the same as Puff Diddy does with music. If you have lost your creative go ahead and take an idea that has already been done, inject a bunch of your own non-creative and you will have teens and adults alike reiterating phrases like "do it, do it" until the Knight Rider movie comes out. I personally can't wait till I'm 40 and I see the remake of Wayne's World.
Grade D+; wait to spend your money on the remake of Wayne's World (hopefully staring our friend Wayne).
-Green

Hillarious!!!.......2007-05-13

This movie is so funny!!! This is my second copy because one of "thieverous" (yes, I know that's not a word) relatives stole the original. But I highly recommend this movie to anyone who hasn't seen it. The whole cast has their own style of comedy and when you bring them all together it's a lot of fun. Check it out.

Can't go wrong here!.......2007-02-04

I don't usually like these type of movies, but this is a can't miss...you'll laugh!

One of the funniest movies to come out in the last five years!.......2006-11-09

Ben Stiller as the tough guy cop throwing the bad guys around is too much! Owen Wilson as the touchy-feely partner is the perfect compliment.
Especially if you were around for the Seventies and the original, don't miss this one. First rate comedy is so rare, this movie is a lot of fun.

lame.......2006-11-02

I can't believe anyone liked this movie. It was boring. It wasn't funny at all. It was everything bad that I don't feel like typing.

The only good part was a scene near the end where the car... I won't spoil it. It's not like I have a problem with the actors. I just had a problem with the lack of an interesting plot and the absense of humor. What was passed off as humor did nothing for me. Hey, maybe it's me. I have the problem, I guess.

Average customer rating:

What a difference a second viewing makes.
funny as hell!!!
Scary Movie
Pretty funny
Funny,yet gross

Scary Movie
Starring: Jon Abrahams , Giacomo Baessato , Lloyd Berry , Rick Ducommun , and Carmen Electra
Manufacturer: Dimension
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ASIN: B00004Z4WQ
Release Date: 2000-12-12

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If you've seen Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer, then you know the entire plot of Scary Movie. That's okay, though, because this is a parody, and it helps to know the story in order to be able to get the jokes. No, the biggest surprise here is not the story as much as the amount of full-frontal male nudity. Really, in addition to all the dick jokes (and the ass jokes and fart jokes), there's a couple of shots of the male member, one of which is erect and used as a weapon. Scary Movie somehow ended up with an R rating, which in a sense is groundbreaking; perhaps our ratings board is loosening up after all.

But is it funny? That's the most important question, and the answer to that is yes. In the vein of Airplane!, with a dash of the Farrelly brothers, Scary Movie keeps throwing jokes at you one after another. The law of averages says some of them have to hit, and enough of them do to keep the movie entertaining. Unlike the makers of Airplane!, however, the Wayans brothers aren't making this movie out of a love of the genre, and unlike the Farrelly brothers, they don't make fun of retarded people with any sort of respect, so the humor throughout feels a lot uglier. Still, there are enough funny scenes in Scary Movie to make the viewing experience worthwhile. Special credit must go to Lochlyn Munro as Greg, the over-the-top jock, who steals the movie up until the time he's gotta die.--Andy Spletzer

Description

This hilarious, must-see comedy smash places Carmen Electra (TV's BATTLEBOTS), Marlon Wayans (SENSELESS), Jon Abrahams (BOILER ROOM, THE FACULTY), and some of today's hottest young stars in a wickedly funny send-up of today's most popular horror movies! A familiar-looking group of teenagers find themselves being stalked by a more-than-vaguely recognizable masked killer! As the victims begin to pile up and the laughs pile on, none of your favorite scary movies escape the razor-sharp satire of this outrageously funny parody! With Shannon Elizabeth, Shawn Wayans, and Cheri Oteri adding sidesplitting performances, there's nothing to fear in this scary movie ... unless you're afraid of laughing too much.

Customer Reviews:

What a difference a second viewing makes........2007-06-12

I erased my initial 3-star review because it wasn't totally fair. I watched this a second and third time, and I tell you, I'm almost ready to give this 5 stars, but I won't. The first time, I couldn't fully appreciate the crass humor, but I realize that it is a classic. But it's still a classic I'm unwilling to give 5 stars.

Along with the Wayans' brand of comedy, comes an unshakeable annoyance at some of their jokes because of their juvenility. Unlike White Chicks, the Wayans show no restraint with their toilet and sexual humor in Scary Movie. Why does every joke have to revolve around sex? Are the Wayans Brothers that sexually obsessed? All in all, it's a funny picture if you can abandon your decent sensibilities for a little while and just have fun. That's what I did, and I'll not hesitate to watch it again and again. Scary Movie is also the funniest in the 4 part series.

funny as hell!!!.......2006-11-27

Horror mocking is awesome, espessially for horror fans who know whats going on.

Scary Movie.......2006-08-19

Product - exactly what I ordered - and delivery very fast.
Enjoy dealing with Amazon.

Pretty funny.......2006-08-17

All in all I found this film pretty funny but not as funny as Scary Movie 2. There was nothing wrong with it, I had no complaints but fans of the slasher flicks 'Scream" and "I Know What You Did Last Summer" will appreciate this film for the potential it holds. However I am not a fan of those movies so this doesn't hold as many thrills for me. I would recommend it for anyone who wants a good laugh. Regina Hall and Anna Faris definetly have a big future in the world of comedy as this movie will show. Plus the Wayans brothers add so much to this movie. However I'd warn against eating or drinking while watching this movie unless the viewer doesn't mind spewing said itens out their nose!

Funny,yet gross.......2006-08-10

Scary Movie is an instant movie classic.Director Keenan Ivory Wayans outdies himself in a spoof of horror films involving an innocent teenager named Cindy Campbell who's being stalked by a goofy killer in a cheap rendition of Scream.Though funny to watch,Scary Movie also has it's share of gross-out gags and laughs.The way Wayans slanders horror films is so funny that you can't help but laugh out loud.

Carmen Electra's The Lap Dance & Hip Hop

Average customer rating:

didn't recieve item
Useful in so many ways
Not the best
Excellent!
Awesome workout!

Carmen Electra's The Lap Dance & Hip Hop
Starring: Ashley Roberts , Michael Carson (II) , Carmen Electra , and Stacey Harper
Director: Edward Lachman
Manufacturer: Paramount
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ASIN: B0007TKH02
Release Date: 2005-04-19

Description

Get ready for the legendary Lap Dance. This is a step-by-step guide to the sexiest routine around that introduces even more technical moves to your repertoire, so you can tighten and tone while you're turning someone on. The Lap Dance is sure to make you look good, feel great, and spice up your personal life! In Hip-Hop, Carmen boosts the aerobic intensity through the roof with a routine that's one of her personal favorites! Carmen combines the sexy confidence of hip-hop dance with some incredible moves that'll help you tone your way to a dancer's body!

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didn't recieve item.......2007-06-27

Useful in so many ways.......2007-06-08

Not the best.......2007-06-01

Excellent!.......2007-05-21

I got main tips for my husband private striptease. Also it's a great video to get into shape.

Awesome workout!.......2007-05-17

Average customer rating:

I didn't know Jenny could be funny!
Jenny McCarthy & Dirty Love
very, very funny , a must get for your collection!!
chick flick
Not all that great, but in all fairness....

Dirty Love (Unrated Edition)
Starring: Jenny McCarthy , Eddie Kaye Thomas , Carmen Electra , Victor Webster , and Kam Heskin
Director: John Mallory Asher
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Release Date: 2005-12-06

Customer Reviews:

I didn't know Jenny could be funny!.......2007-06-07

Where in the world is Jenny McCarthy?

I have to admit that when Jenny was having her "15 minutes of fame", I wasn't really fond of her. I'd flick on another channel. I mean, really, Jenny McCarthy...please!

However, I was bored and had nothing to do so I watched *Dirty Love*. It was surprisingly funny. It was more like "I can't believe that just happened" funny. But still, funny is funny.

Rebecca (McCarthy) thought she had discovered her "the one" for love and life. That was until she busted her boyfriend banging some gal in their bedroom. Knowing that her (ex-)boyfriend gets easily jealous, Rebecca is set on revenge to make her ex-boyfriend see her surrounded by men. The problem is that none of her plans go well and thus, resulting in Rebecca being humiliated.

Surprisingly, Jenny McCarthy wrote the script for the film. So, this is jokes galore. Expect to laugh at some cheesy slapstick and jokes, whether they'd be on sex, drugs, periods and whatnots.

Keep in mind that this is a cheap production so lower your expectations. If you do that, then you'll do fine with some laughters.

Jenny McCarthy & Dirty Love.......2007-05-17

This movie has become one of my favorites. I adore Jenny McCarthy. She is beautiful, sexy, and one of the funniest women in film today.

If you haven't seen this movie, do yourself a favor and watch it. As long as you aren't easily offended. The humor is very adult oriented, but I like movies like this. I laughed the whole way through. Except for a couple of times, when she tugged at my heart strings and made me cry. I can only hope that Jenny does more movies like this. I would buy them as soon as they were available.

I honestly watched this movies about 7 times in a 3 day period. It was playing on the movie channels, and I watched it EVERY time that it was on, until finally I bought it for myself. And yes, I have watched it again since purchasing it.

If you like slapstick comedy, sarcasm, smartass comedy, then you will love this movie, with the totally smoking hot Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra and a host of other hot girls.

Let's just hope that she makes another movie soon.

very, very funny , a must get for your collection!!.......2007-04-07

I recently saw this film and laughed my tail off. some very odd scenes but hysterical. McCarthy is actually a pretty cool , funny , and interesting chick after seeing her on some talk shows and interviews. I dont rememember trailers or this movie coming out in the theatre, but from beginning to end we laughed , and if you saw (little man) you know what im pointing out , what a joke----should have just recorded the trailers on tivo and save myself two hours.

chick flick.......2007-04-03

this is a total chick flick. girl, i think this is great slapstick comedy. if you ever feel like your life is down, watch this movie i will make you laugh so hard that your fall on your a _ _. i love this movie.

Not all that great, but in all fairness...........2007-03-23

I did laugh and was mildly entertained and never bored with this
one. The DVD commentary also includes some other stories
that are also pretty funny and explain some of the pitfalls of an underfunded
movie, which explains some of the end product here, I would think.

Of course, I had seen the Ebert&Roeper review of this movie beforehand
so I was not expecting much. In fact, I was curious about a movie they
found so terrible. And "Dirty Love" is not all that great, it was not as bad
as I expected either.

My wife hated...HATED...this film, so I would not call it a "chick flick".

Average customer rating:

Cute, but not a great sequal
an ok film
Watch it and see if you don't like the Murtaughs better than the Bakers
Actually painful
Painful to finish -- funny at times.

Cheaper By the Dozen 2
Starring: Bonnie Hunt , Peter Keleghan , Shawn Levy , Adam Shankman , and Eugene Levy
Manufacturer: 20th Century Fox
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ASIN: B000EHSVFU
Release Date: 2006-05-23

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The best performance in Cheaper by the Dozen 2 is by an actress you've probably never heard of: 11-year-old Alyson Stoner, who plays Sarah, one of twelve children of Tom and Kate Baker (Steve Martin, Bowfinger, and Bonnie Hunt, Return to Me). The movie follows the popular clan of the previous remake of Cheaper by the Dozen as they go to a camp in the mountains, where Tom renews his rivalry with Jimmy Murtaugh (Eugene Levy, Bringing Down the House). To the movie's credit, it doesn't quite degenerate into a National Lampoon's Vacation knock-off, though it comes perilously close. But thanks to the grace of Bonnie Hunt and general good spirits of the cast of kids (including Tom Welling, Smallville; Hilary Duff, The Perfect Man, who in some scenes becomes uncomfortably Lolita-esque; and Piper Perabo, Coyote Ugly, among others), this unnecessary sequel manages to remain enjoyable to anyone with a taste for broad family movies. But Stoner--as a tomboy getting her first crush--brings considerable charisma to her generically-written part, and her scenes give the movie a much-needed emotional lift. Otherwise, it's a movie in which Carmen Electra plays the voice of reason (in a series of tight-fitting tops). --Bret Fetzer

Description

Steve Martin is funnier than ever in this hilarious sequel! Tom Baker (Steve Martin) and wife Kate (Bonnie Hunt) bring their clan together for a memorable summer getaway. But their dream vacation turns into an outrageous competition with the overachieving, overzealous family of Tom's long-time rival, Jimmy Murtaugh (Eugene Levy). Featuring all the original Baker kids, including Hilary Duff, Tom Welling and Piper Perabo, this super-sized comedy is fun for the whole family!

Customer Reviews:

Cute, but not a great sequal.......2007-04-24

I liked the first one, this one was trying too hard to repeat the pattern and it just didn't flow. 22 kids, what's the point, you didn't have enough time in this movie to develop all of the characters and boiled down to about 10 characters in the movie that anybody was really interested in what was going on with them. It was fun to watch once, but not really a good movie to keep in the collection.

an ok film.......2007-03-31

Cheaper by the Dozen 2 is an improvement over the first one. Not a BIG improvement. Just a slightly better film.

I didn't care for how typical of a family movie this turned out to be. It also seemed like, while watching the family at that vacation place, that the only reason this movie exists is to make a few extra bucks and ride the momentum of the success of the previous movie. The writing was weak overall.

The movie is about Steve Martin (of course) who's the father of 12 children feuding with another father (of 8 kids) at this vacation place. Now, the story parts where the two fathers continued to get in their little digs because they didn't get along with each other was funny, but they really wasted some potential here for good action scenes.

An example: in one scene, Steve Martin tells his younger daughter about a plan to do something bad to the guy, but what happens? Only one above-average moment takes place involving a dog going crazy and jumping around on top of a dinner table, ruining the bad fathers "good china". It just wasn't particularly memorable writing. We were led to believe the rest of the movie would involve Steve's daughter finding ways to torment the guy, but after this scene, nothing more really happened, and the focus shifted on the daughter dating a boy around her age. Why?

Maybe they were trying to step the writing up a notch by maturing the kids. If that's the case, it's too soon for that. After all, this is only the second Cheaper by the Dozen movie. Wait until a third one, if one actually happens.

However, at least this time around, we actually care about the kids. Last time it felt like the kids were only there for Steve Martin to have fun with. Unfortunately the daughter of the other father looked exactly like the guys wife, and so throughout the movie I was constantly asking myself "who is who?" Seriously, both the daughter and the wife of the man (her stepmom) look alike.

I really did like the scene involving Steve Martin and the other father at the movie theater spying on their children who were dating each other. This was a really funny scene. I loved it.

Overall, not a bad family movie, but the film was too short overall, and needed more comedy bits to really boost up the rating.

Watch it and see if you don't like the Murtaughs better than the Bakers.......2007-03-29

Eugene Levy makes this movie. While you watch it, you'll end up laughing at all the parts he is in. Steve Martin isn't nearly as funny as Levy is in this movie. The movie attempts to get you to dislike the Murtaughs (Levy) and side with the Bakers(Martin). As you watch it, you'll find yourself thinking "The Bakers are complete slackers and screw ups while the Murtaughs are actually smart, funny, hardworking people". The Baker mom is a complete moron. She is the worst mother in the world. Martin is the worst father in the world. So why are we supposed to like the Bakers? I'd rather hang with the Murtaughs any day of the week. Watch and you'll agree.

Actually painful.......2007-02-23

I personally feel that Steve Martin is hugely over-rated and hasn't done anything worth seeing since Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (he was carried by John Candy in that one) That being said...I guess all "family oriented" movies must suck now by definition. Each night I stay up late and pray that Martin will stop making these types of films. If they come out w/ the 3rd Cheaper, I will move to New Zealand and become a Pigmy.

Good day

Painful to finish -- funny at times........2007-02-15

This was a relatively clean family movie depending on your standards.
It was very predicable and goofy -- almost painful to finish.
There were a few funny parts, but the adult men (fathers) are cast as the typical immature, egotistical males -- nothing like "father bashing" in Hollywood. In the end, the men "come to their senses." It seemed a bit like a flashback to life in the '80's. Probably marketing to the parents in their 30's now--they had plenty of 80's music to go along with it.
I'd would have rather sort through SPAM or organize my sock drawer, but may be enjoyable to some...

Average customer rating:

Disappointed
Really Season 2, but so what!
Disappointed.
Missing Episodes????
Baywatch Season 1

Baywatch - Season 1
Starring: David Hasselhoff , Peter Phelps , Brandon Call , Holly Gagnier , and Jeremy Jackson
Director: Parker Stevenson , Paul Cajero , and Douglas Schwartz
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ASIN: B000GDH8J2
Release Date: 2006-10-30

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Baywatch, television's most-famous "jiggle series" and by some counts the most-watched show around the world, did more for slow-motion beach joggers than anything since Chariots of Fire--just replace the British Olympic athletes with young women in high-cut red swimsuits who look like Playboy models. The premise of Baywatch is straightforward: a Los Angeles-based team of lifeguards saves swimmers and occasionally fights crime, led by beefcake Mitch Buchannon (David Hasselhoff). And those Playboy models? Erika Eleniak turned a 1989 magazine spread into a role as lifeguard Shauni McClain for two-plus seasons alongside Billy Warlock's Eddie Kramer character (the actors themselves had a brief engagement), and most of the season's action revolved around the lives and loves of Mitch, Shauni, and Eddie. (The most famous Baywatch babe, Pamela Anderson, would arrive the following season.) When they weren't saving people on the beach, they were involved in movie shoots ("Money, Honey"), gang wars ("Point of Attack"), homeless girls ("Sandcastles") and stray pets ("Thin or Die"), a serious charge against Eddie ("The Trophy"), a Gilligan's Island hallucination ("Now, Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale"), and chemical dumping ("The Big Spill"). Hasselhoff's real-life wife, Pamela Bach, appears in a recurring role as reporter Kaye Morgan, Wendie Malick (Just Shoot Me, Dream On) has a small role as Mitch's ex-wife, Gayle, and Tom McTigue plays lifeguard Harvey Miller.

Calling this set "season 1" is a misnomer. It's really the final 20 episodes of the second season (1991-92), which was the first season the series was in syndication after being dropped by NBC. (The first two episodes, the two parts of "Nightmare Bay," were previously released on DVD by another studio and are not included here.) In this season, Jeremy Jackson had replaced Brandon Call as Mitch's son, Hobie, and regular cast members Parker Stevenson (as Mitch's friend, Craig Pomeroy) and Shawn Weatherly (as lifeguard Jill Riley) were gone as well. However, the series pilot of the real season 1, called "Panic at Malibu Pier," is included as a bonus. Also, co-creators and executive producers Greg Bonann, Doug Schwartz, and Michael Berk discuss their favorite episodes from the second season in a 16-minute segment. Another drawback, however, is that much of the original music has been replaced, including "I'm Always Here," Jimi Jamison's theme song. --David Horiuchi

Description

After 11 successful seasons as one of the most watched programs in television history, Baywatch is now on DVD. Experience the syndicated series that launched the careers of Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra and Tracy Bingham. David Hasselhoff stars as Lt. Mitch Buchannon, supervisor of the world's most beautiful lifeguard unit.

Customer Reviews:

Disappointed.......2007-04-10

I watched all 3 seasons and sometimes a little confused. I was really disappointed with them. At the beginning of the season it was almost as if I missed a whole season. There was nothing on Shawnie and Eddie wedding. The begining of the second season I remember Summer and Matt first meeting and that was not on that set. I did enjoy watching the episodes that I haven't seen in awhile because I am a big baywatch fan.

Really Season 2, but so what!.......2007-03-11

Having loved this show, & having read Greg J. Bohannon's (one of the creators of the show) book about his memories of the show, it is easy to see why the NBC episodes are being tossed around, In 1989, NBC ran this show for one season, but then cancelled it, creators Bohannon, Micheal Berk & Douglas Swartz bought back the rights to air & produce it elsewhere, & along with Hasselhoff were able to make it their own, & get it picked up by an independent network, according to Bohannon, NBC just didn't get it, this season 1 is, as many have pointed out, season 2, but to Bohannon, Berk, & Swartz, it is their season 1, & it is so nice to see this show again, back when these aired, I missed quite a bit of episodes, it is so cool to now see them in order, yes the theme song is changed, like many have pointed out, the original theme song was better, & Hasselhoff tried to buy the rights to it, but was unsuccessful, you have all the illegal song downloaders to thank for that, I am amazed Universal got all the original songs for "Miami Vice", because record labels are playing hardball when it comes to DVD, that is why it took so long for this show as well as shows like "Beverly Hills 90210", "Melrose Place" as well as "Vice" to make their way to DVD, only Universal has been successful at securing the rights to the songs on "Vice", mainly because Universal is part of Universal Music Group, sadly "Baywatch" was not produced by a studio like Universal, despite this, this is a good show, the songs may be missing, but the show's magic is still intact, & with a total of ten seasons, the NBC episodes will likely be completed with each season, I like many reviewers here, I am not happy about it, but you have to look at it from the show's creator's point of view, NBC killed their show & told them more or less that it sucked & I am sure there is some bitterness there, if put in their shoes, any of us would most likely do it this way as well, but like one reviewer pointed out, that is one less season to buy!!

Disappointed........2007-02-05

Buyers, take heed. The series has been altered.
The series is indeed Baywatch, but they have taken out the opening song, "I'm Always Here." and closing song "Current of Love" both which were sung by David Hasselhoff.
I was looking forward to seeing this series again. But am disappointed that the music was tampered with. It's like taking the opening music out of the series CHiPs, or any other series that has it's signature opening.
And, as stated by other people, the seasons are being released out of order. And there are episodes missing.
If you want the series Baywatch, just to have it. Then get these. However, if you want the series in it's entirety, music included, then I would wait until they release the series correctly.
They need to go back to the drawing board on this one. :(

Missing Episodes????.......2007-01-14

Okay - did anybody actually buy this thing & keep it? Because I got it & Season 2 & by the looks of it Eddie & Shauni's wedding is on NEITHER of them!!!! Same with that storm drain episode where Hobie (Jeremy Jackson) pulls that prank & Mitch yells at him for it later on. They showed clips of all this in the episode where Mitch almost dies because he free-style dived too deep - but I haven't seen them & Eddie & Shauni aren't in Season '2' so how the Heck am I to see their wedding!?!?!?!?! Or is their wedding in the REAL Season 1??? And has anybody else's DVDs skipped like a VHS tape would when the tracking is off??? Please Help!!!!!

Baywatch Season 1.......2007-01-10

If this was the correct seasons one this would of got a 5 star review. This is actually season two and season two is actually season three as "Summer" never joined Baywatch till season three. Also season one has "Jill" character as well as "Craig" Parker Stevenson and the famous shark episode where one lifeguard gets attack.
I enjoyed the dvd however as the first three seasons were my favourite, would of liked season one to be the original though. Good to see Australia companies got it right. I've already pre-booked my order for the complete "original" season one.

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