Carnosaur III

Starring:Slade Barnett, Jason Brawley, Billy Burnette, Rob Camilletti, Rick Dean, Morgan Englund, Rodman Flender, Abraham Gordon, Janet Gunn, Rodger Halston, Stephen Lee, Michael McDonald (XI), Bob McFarland, Cyril O'Reilly, Anthony Peck, David Roberson, Justina Vail, Scott Valentine, Terri J. Vaughn
Studio: New Concorde
Product Type: DVD

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Carnosaur
Who knew chickens would bring down mankind?!?!

Carnosaur
Starring: Diane Ladd , Raphael Sbarge , Jennifer Runyon , Harrison Page , and Ned Bellamy
Director: Darren Moloney , and Adam Simon
Manufacturer: New Concorde
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B00004OCXU
Release Date: 2000-04-18

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Call it Jurassic Apocalypse. King of B movies Roger Corman beat Steven Spielberg's dinosaur monster mash to the theater by weeks with this nasty preemptive knock-off. Diane Ladd (yes, the mother of the star of Jurassic Park) plays a chilly genetics scientist who gives up a career in biological warfare to build a better chicken and emerges with a giant meat-eating lizard bred from ancient DNA and poultry embryos. Think of her as a misanthropic Earth mother, spreading her genetic virus across the country through supermarket chicken eggs, and hatching her scaly brood in unsuspecting women (the birth scenes echo the earlier Corman sleaze classic Humanoids from the Deep). Director Adam Simon, who adapts John Brosnan's novel, bounces between self-consciously serious scenes of scientists and government officials huddled in impossibly dark control rooms and hilariously phony foam-rubber monsters hunting the high desert for food on the hoof. The highlight is a veritable meat market of human flesh featuring protesting hippie environmentalists chained to construction equipment ("Greetings, green brother." Chomp!). Behind the buckets of blood and gore is a sinister, cynical "end of the world" thriller with sharp references to Dr. Strangelove and Night of the Living Dead. It's far more subversive and sinister than your average rampaging dinosaur movie, and, in its own perverse way, more fun than Spielberg's infinitely more polished classic. --Sean Axmaker

Customer Reviews:

2 of the worlds most dangerous speicies.......2006-01-22

i rented this a lot when i was a little kid cause i was a die hard dino fanatic!just now i am realizing how many fake effects it takes to screw in a light bulb.this review is short cause i can't remember the entire story,but to make a long story short,i'm just gonna say this,the dino effects are cheap,just the way i like'em.

If You Love B-Rated Movies, This Is A Must Own!.......2006-01-08

Come on guys, since when did B-rated movies ever really become Oscar worthy. The gold hidden in these kinds of movies is the fun you get out of them, and this movie is full of it. I've been a fan of this movie almost as long as it has been released. Sbarge does a great job as the hero in the film. The villianess of the film does a great job as well, who in reality is the mother of Dern in Jurassic Park.

The dinosaur effects are cheesy, but you gotta love it anyway. This movie is pretty gorey, so I wouldn't recommend show this film to a young one unless they are used to seeing people's heads being bitten off. Overall a fun film with a sad ending, which is always my favorite kind of ending in a horror movie. If you love dinosaurs, get it, not because it is worthy of film of the decade, but because it is pure fun and that's all that really matters.

This ones a stinker.......2004-12-21

Carnosaur was well...a really crappy film. The acting was terrible, the dinosaurs were fake as...um you know the rest..
The plot go's like this. Mad scientist hates humanity so she does some wierd expriment which causes chickens(inculding humans..well just woman)to give birth to Dinosaurs. So she does this and creates some mad chaos which will eventually come to an end for mother earth! Oh no not another end of the world movie! Overall the Plot was O-k I guess but ruined by really lame characters and really "scary" Dinosaurs. The film had some really cliched moments. For some reason I just found it really funny though yet very disgusting for one example is when abunch of activists are killed by the dinosaur. One activist(Who I sware for one split second I thought it was George Carlen)says "greeting green brother". I was like "um ok....what the hell?" Either he was high on crack or he's just really stupid cause if any activist saw a green T Rex commin at them they would have ran for there life. For an example...I know this is pointless but If I knew there were some kind of crazy stuff goin around that place and there was a rubber dinosaur headed our way I would have atleast had a Loaded shotgun ready(Dawn of the Dead 04 style). This film was just plain stupid...

The gore in this film is pretty gory and yet sooooooo fake as...you know the rest. The only real gory scenes is when the activist gets his face torn off which he gets for saying something really stupid like that.. I overall enjoyed this film in a "fake yet really funny sort of way". Speaking of funny, funny man Clint Howard is in this movie!..And sadly he gets killed. To be honest I wish he was the hero in this film not some drunk idiot who gets all the credit.

Bad Acting, Fake Gore, a pretty average plot ruined by almost everything in this film only to be saved by Clint Howard(who dies later on) gives this film a

2.0 out of 5

....Clint saved this film..pretty much..

Lates

Carnosaur.......2004-08-02

This is actually a very good movie with an incredibly dark tone. It is NOT for children, having extreme gore and language.
The SFX are decent at best. There are a few good FX, but the
deinonycus is mostly a hand puppet.

Who knew chickens would bring down mankind?!?!.......2004-07-13

This is the story about how a crazy female scientist uses chickens in an attempt to destroy mankind. After years of research, she creates a chicken egg that hatches...a dinosaur! This is all nice and quiet and out of the government's reach, but sadly when a truck driver escapes with an egg inside a crate full of chickens. He then proceeds to escape and eat the residents of a southwestern town. The tables have turned! Now it's the chickens' turn to dip humans in sweet-and-sour sauce!

Unfortunately, a drunk and down-and-out construction worker (who is battling local hippies who don't like people moving dirt because, after all, the dirt was here first) discovers bodies and encounters the carnosaur, then goes to meet the scientist who created the thing. He discovers that she has created a plot to destroy mankind. Sadly, all this is after forty-five minutes into the film. The next half hour is the scientist (played by Diane Ladd) blabbering on and on about how humans stink and the planet belongs to the dinosaurs (hey it's not our fault they can't survive one stinkin' meteor!). This made the film absolutely BORING! For the love of god, lady, SHUT UP! I was yelling at our hero to just shoot her so the scene would end! Diane Ladd is no Marlon Brando, and Dr. Tiptree is no Colonel Dax. I think the writer knew he had a cool idea for a sci-fi plot, then just overindulged himself.

The film in general is just bad. Bad affects, horrible filmmaking (Roger, encourage your directors to PLAN their shots), and a script that is creative in it's content but fails to deliver. Yeah the idea was cool and the twist ending surprised me but...it's just a bad script. Maybe it was all the stupid side-jokes like, "Dinosaurs ruling the planet...that would make a great theme park." BOO!!

Customer Reviews:

pretty good.......2007-05-27

i really like this movie, though i can't say it's perfect. but i think they did a pretty good job,luckily i watched this on the SCI FI channel,and boy was it worth sitting down for 2 hours,and there is even a carnosaur 4,or "raptor" i own it. but i especially liked the rubbery plastic dinosaurs, i loved the t rex and i also loved seeing the plastic monster munching on people. all in all i gave his flick a 2 of 5 it's not perfect but it's pretty good. my advise, watch it.

A Decade Later, It Still Stinks!.......2007-04-03

This may be Scott Valentine's best dramatic performance yet. And it's a darn shame. Ouch.

So you take some marines and other military guys, ala Commando or Predator, add the spitfire Hispanic girl (who, of course, dies) ala Aliens and Resident Evil. Stir in two scoops of Raptors, ala Jurassic Park. Blend one scene of shooting up the monsters eggs (Aliens again). Add a dollop of Jaws, by pushing a bomb or air tank into the montster's mouth, for explosive effect. Churn in 20,000 gallons of bad acting and cliche plot. The perfect recipe for a Bad Movie!

They should pay YOU to watch this film. But it would never be enough.

You'll like it if you've NEVER seen a movie before!.......2006-11-14

If this is your first time experiencing the wonders of cinema, if
you've never seen a "Moving Picture" before, you'll think this movie is
a child of the gods. BUT if you've seen a movie, a TV show, even Barney
the Dinosaur, then you won't be very impressed by this film. Heck
Barney the dinosaur was even more realistic than the dinos in this
flick.

Now I like B movies. I just watched "The Giant Gila Monster" right
before I watched this swill, and I liked that movie much better. It
works as a B movie. It has lamer dialog,hokier acting, cheesier effects
and an honest to gosh real Gila Monster as the monster! Carno 3 just
doesn't pack much of a B movie punch. It has some gore, and that
Polchek guy comes close to being funny a few times but this movie is
underwhelming, almost....flaccid. It's the Little Engine That Couldn't
of Dinosaur movies.
I'm not saying you shouldn't watch the movie. Some people can watch gum drying on a sidewalk and feel entertained. If you're one of those people, then give this movie a shot.

CARNOSAUR 3.......2006-05-28

Yes, the series has been fun, but when will they stop! I think it should have stopped at number 2, but that is my opinion. Anyway, I watched this film on tv, and...well, what can I say? It is a low- budget film about dinos. Now, the dinosaurs may look fake, but they do a good jod on getting people to 'jump' out of their seats. The story is miner. Sometimes you can tell what is going on, but sometimes your saying "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?". The goofs in the film are sometimes not even noticable, but sometime...you get the picture. The series has always been gory, and this film is very gory. If you were to fight over an argument on which film is better, Jurrassic Park 3 or Carnosaur 3, I think Carnosaur 3 would win. Do to the fact the Jurrassic Park 3 is terrible and the fact that Carnosaur 3 has better acting and story. Eacj film has almost the same story, but been changed around. In the Jurrassic Park franchise, It is always the same story. Anyway, If you really like the series, buy this one as well. It is just as good as the first two.

My Least Favorite of the Three.......2006-01-08

I don't know what it is, maybe Carnosaur has finally run it's course, but this wasn't at all the best out of the series. The dinosaurs look a little better than in the previous two, but the film doesn't really go anywhere. It's just a rehashing of the previous films. Scott Valentine does a horrible impersonation of Sylvester Stallone and it is very clear that he is trying to do so from the facial looks to the talking, pure Stallone. Like I've said in a previous review, B-rated movies aren't meant to be Oscar winners, but even for a B-rated movie it's pretty bad.

Michael McDonald from Mad TV is on Carnosaur once again, this time towards the beginning

Average customer rating:

2 of the worlds most dangerous speicies
If You Love B-Rated Movies, This Is A Must Own!
This ones a stinker
Carnosaur
Who knew chickens would bring down mankind?!?!

Carnosaur
Starring: Diane Ladd , Raphael Sbarge , Jennifer Runyon , Harrison Page , and Ned Bellamy
Director: Darren Moloney , and Adam Simon
Manufacturer: Greatest Sports Legends
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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