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Even connoisseurs of low-budget alien invasion flicks will be hard-pressed to recall one in which the weapon of choice for Earth's champion is a Swiss army knife. This alone makes The Colony a prime candidate for cheesiest movie ever shown on the Sci-Fi Channel.
Consider the opening credits--a naked blonde dances in slo-mo, languidly running her slender fingers over her--well, let's just say that what we're supposed to get from this dance solo is that the aliens are intrigued by the sensual possibilities of assuming human form. O-o-kay.... In any event, the premise here is that aliens have chosen Earth as their next target for invasion; quite naturally, they've decided that Southern California provides the optimum beachhead.
Our champion (Michael Weatherly) is one of four earthlings taken hostage aboard an orbiting space station by the alien invasion force. He and his companions have been abducted for study by an alien doctor, gamely, if not convincingly, portrayed by Isabella Hofmann. Of course, all the technical wizardry of a galaxy far, far away doesn't stand a chance against the Swiss army knife. The discerning viewer, therefore, will quickly overlook the plot to consider the deeper thematic question in The Colony--namely, why is our planet so often saved by blondes from Los Angeles? --Stephan Magcosta
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Terminal Island
Starring: Chris Allen , Randy Boone , Albert Cole , Phyllis Davis , and Geoffrey Deuel Director: Stephanie Rothman Manufacturer: Legacy Entertainment ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00077BOPQ Release Date: 2005-03-01 |
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Not "R" rated copy MAYBE "PG".......2006-08-18
TERMINAL ISLAND.......2006-01-10
Yes, I was duped with the editing too.......2006-01-03
disappointed.......2005-09-16
Edited Down Terminal Island.......2005-04-07
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Stolen Freedom: Occupied Palestine
Starring: Hanan Mikhail Ashrawi , and Casey Kasem Director: Tony Kandah Manufacturer: DVD Colony ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B0007II14C Release Date: 2005-02-01 |
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Narrated by: Casey KasemSynopsis: This film, shows a new side to this continuing saga; the story of children growing up and learning to survive in an atmosphere of daily tension. in eye-opening interviews, the young people explain what it means to live in a strife-torn environment and how they remain hopeful through they have managed to survive.
Customer Reviews:
Battling the occupier's propaganda.......2006-05-25
nice review, a little older documentary, but accurate.......2005-02-18
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Maslin Beach
Starring: Michael Allen (VIII) , Eliza Lovell , Leylah Love , Simon Bond , and Bonnie-Jaye Lawrence Director: Wayne Groom Manufacturer: Vanguard Cinema ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00008V621 Release Date: 2003-06-24 |
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Nudity , the "Aussie way" ........2007-05-17
Nude beach, bad script.......2007-04-20
TWO STARS ONLY FOR THE STORY LINE.......2007-03-22
If you're on a tight budget, don't bother with this one.......2007-01-10
Naked people say it better.......2006-02-25
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Fortress 2: Re-entry
Starring: Christopher Lambert , Aidan Rea , David Roberson , Liz May Brice , and Beth Toussaint Director: Geoff Murphy Manufacturer: Sony Pictures ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00004REZS Release Date: 2000-04-25 |
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Christopher Lambert in a straight-to-video sci-fi film? You know it's gotta be good. Here he reprises his role as John Brennick, former leader of the Resistance and thorn in the side of the MEN-TEL corporation. In the first movie, Brennick escaped from and destroyed MEN-TEL's high-tech "inescapable" prison. In the 10 years since then, he's gotten himself a house in the woods and some horses, and has illegally procreated with his wife. When Resistance members find him and try to recruit him back into the cause, the bad guys are not far behind, and after some two-dollar action scenes he finds himself captured and thrown into MEN-TEL's brand-new prison, which happens to be orbiting the Earth. Surely, nobody could ever escape from this! Except maybe, just maybe John Brennick!The plot is even more predictable than the placement of the co-ed shower scenes, to the point that you can practically quote the dialogue before it's spoken, with the only surprises being which cliché they're going to use, and when. (By the way, these violent prisoners are actually being used to build and modify the satellite they're imprisoned in!) Pam Grier has an embarrassing cameo as the owner of MEN-TEL, and the dignity she tries to bring to the role is entirely out of place. The only fun to be had is if you watch it as if you're watching a bunch of adults play "action film," making for a strange entertainment, indeed. --Andy Spletzer
Customer Reviews:
Fortress 2.......2006-02-17
Oh the humanity!.......2004-01-22
Once again John Brennick and his wife are on the run from the Men-Tel Corporation. At the end of the first movie the couple escaped the clutches of the evil plutocrats and went underground in order to defy the ban on having children. The opening of "Fortress 2" shows the Brennicks safely ensconced in a cabin somewhere far from the overpopulated urban centers run by Men-Tel. A group of rebels from the resistance pay a visit to Brennick so they can convince him to rejoin their efforts to destroy the corporation. Predicatably, Men-Tel thugs clandestinely follow these upstarts out to the cabin and launch a raid. Lots of bullets fly, Brennick and family escape through a tunnel under the house, and Johnny blows a helicopter out of the sky before the soldiers finally capture him. Brennick's spouse and young son escape, so there will be no wife in prison to compromise John's attention this time around. And prison is exactly where he is going, but this time the penitentiary is a floating space station revolving around the earth. It would seem that walking out of this situation will not be as easy as it was last time. C'mon, you know better! This is big, bad John Brennick we are talking about here. Of course he will escape. Our job is to play like good little sheep, shut our mouths, and watch how he does it.
The space prison is pretty much like the institution encountered in the first film with a few minor exceptions. First, the beloved intestinators from the first film are long gone, replaced with a different implant device that causes everyone to fall on the ground and roll around shrieking in pain whenever the guards punch a button. Second, one of Brennick's cellmates is a sexy young woman who takes lots of showers to distract the bulls whenever John and his allies are plotting something. Third, this is a dumb movie. There is a bunch of nonsense about Men-Tel building some huge project and using the prisoners as slave labor, but it is largely uninteresting most of the time. Pam Grier turns up in the role as the head of Men-Tel, perhaps the most egregious crime the film commits because she doesn't have much to do except threaten the prison warden via video screen and show up briefly in the end. Another wasted opportunity arrives in the shape of Yuji Okumoto as the sadistic guard Sato. Viewers will recognize this veteran character actor and loudly lament the inability of the script to put him to better use. By the way, did I mention this movie reeks?
I actually followed the movie for a bit before issuing an increasingly loud series of raspberries at the stupidity unfolding onscreen. A few things were slightly interesting, such as Brennick's turn in "solitary" after a failed escape attempt. The punishment differs slightly from a similar penalty on earth: guards lock Brennick in a transparent bubble on the outer shell of the station, thereby exposing him to extremes of cold and heat as the prison revolves around the earth. Alas, this scene is the only good point in an otherwise useless production. One need only watch one of the characters attach a miniature video camera to a roach to understand the ridiculous depths to which this movie sinks. The absolute worst, and I mean WORST, situation occurs when Brennick, in an effort to reach another part of the rapidly deteriorating space station, holds his breath and flies through space without any sort of protective gear. You heard me right. A man soars through deep space wearing nothing but the clothes on his back--with only a bloody nose to show for it--and survives to fight another day. This scene alone guarantees a one star review. How dare the screenwriters, the director, and the producer attempt to foist off such an idiotic scenario on viewers.
Brennick escapes in time for the inevitable reunion with his loved ones (in front of a picturesque sunset, no less), but the viewer has nowhere to go after watching this piece of crud except perhaps to the local pharmacy to pick up a bottle of Thorazine. Whatever your poison, pray it is strong enough to burn the memory of this film out of your head. The DVD is fortunately sparse, with a trailer for this film, one for a movie called "Resurrection," and a widescreen presentation of the movie. The lack of a commentary surprises me not at all; I wouldn't want to take any responsibility for such a worthless project either if I was associated with it. Good luck with this one, faithful viewers.
Doesn't add up to the original..........2002-10-02
Sequel lacks the budget and performances of the original.......2002-08-01
great stuff.......2002-05-04
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Zoetrope
Starring: Zoetrope Manufacturer: Soleilmoon ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B000BO0LJU Release Date: 2005-11-08 |
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ZOETROPE is a haunting and explosively surreal film set in an apocalyptic, decaying world. Based on Franz Kafkas In the Penal Colony, a man is imprisoned for an unnamed crime and tortured by a nameless sadistic bureaucrat. As the chilling nightmare unfolds, the prisoner peels away the layers of his own metaphysical existence, inching ever closer to his inescapable fate. Hatched from the fertile imagination of Director Charlie Deaux (System of a Down, Mortiis), ZOETROPEs richly complex visuals and dark atmosphere cast a spell of fear and terror far beyond its tightly edited 20 minute length.Customer Reviews:
I have seen the future of horror..........2006-05-15
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Hip Hop Colony
Director: Michael Wanguhu Manufacturer: Image Entertainment ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B000MRA57E Release Date: 2007-04-03 |
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Experience an exciting new chapter in Hip-Hop music as you travel into Kenya, deep into the heart of East Africa. Known as Genge music, Kenya's unique brand of Hip-Hop was initially dismissed as a passing fad, but this exhilarating new musical style -- a dynamic fusion of traditional African music with American Hip-Hop -- is exploding in popularity around the world. You are at the center of Kenya's emerging rejuvenated Hip-Hop culture where raw, talented new artists are bumping aside familiar American Hip-Hop superstars on radio and TV and making their mark!Customer Reviews:
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!.......2007-06-29
Informative.......2007-05-15
New Revolution In Hip Hop.......2007-05-10
Revolutionary.......2007-04-11
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For the Term of His Natural Life
Starring: Patrick Macnee , Anthony Perkins , Penelope Stewart , Rod Mullinar , and Samantha Eggar Director: Rob Stewart (III) Manufacturer: Bfs Entertainment ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00005N5RE Release Date: 2001-08-14 |
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For the Term of His Natural Life.......2007-05-16
great adaptation.......2007-03-30
up with the best.......2006-12-03
Brilliant story and Colin Friels is magnificent so young.......2005-03-08
The Sad tale of a prisoner.......2001-08-24
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Classic Ants Colony Films DVD: 1950s Ant Colonies Behavior, Ant Lifecycles, & Ant Extermination and Control History Pictures Films
Manufacturer: Quality Information Publishers Inc. ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Product Features:
ASIN: B000QJ1X5Q |
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This vintage ant films collection explores the amazing and complex world of ant colonies. The film Ant City examines the hierarchy in ant life while Goodbye, Mrs. Ant, focuses on ant control and extermination while acknowledging their societal sophistication. After all, "when the objective is the human home, ants are pests" Table Of Contents: (1) Ant City (1949) - This playful film discusses the complex and interwoven lives of ants living in an ant colony. Narrated by Johh Kieran and produced by Paul F. Moss, this delightful film compares the lives of ants to that of humans and includes a grand wedding as the queen ant get married. This classic film discusses all facets of ant life focusing on activities of worker ants 10 Minutes (2) Goodbye, Mrs. Ant (1959) - This ant propaganda piece begins by explaining that "ants live in a highly developed social order," and should be admired for their intelligence. Quickly the film changes its tone and begins to explore ant control and extermination methods, calling ants "greedy" and in need of rigid population control. This film was created by Johh Kieran and produced by Paul F. Moss & Thelma Shnee along with the University of Georgia & Velsicol Chemical Corp 13 Minutes
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The Colony
Starring: Robert Amico , James Avery , David Campbell , Cristi Conaway , and Michelle Davison Director: Peter Geiger Manufacturer: Lions Gate ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00000G3DY Release Date: 1998-11-10 |
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Even connoisseurs of low-budget alien invasion flicks will be hard-pressed to recall one in which the weapon of choice for Earth's champion is a Swiss army knife. This alone makes The Colony a prime candidate for cheesiest movie ever shown on the Sci-Fi Channel.Consider the opening credits--a naked blonde dances in slo-mo, languidly running her slender fingers over her--well, let's just say that what we're supposed to get from this dance solo is that the aliens are intrigued by the sensual possibilities of assuming human form. O-o-kay.... In any event, the premise here is that aliens have chosen Earth as their next target for invasion; quite naturally, they've decided that Southern California provides the optimum beachhead.
Our champion (Michael Weatherly) is one of four earthlings taken hostage aboard an orbiting space station by the alien invasion force. He and his companions have been abducted for study by an alien doctor, gamely, if not convincingly, portrayed by Isabella Hofmann. Of course, all the technical wizardry of a galaxy far, far away doesn't stand a chance against the Swiss army knife. The discerning viewer, therefore, will quickly overlook the plot to consider the deeper thematic question in The Colony--namely, why is our planet so often saved by blondes from Los Angeles? --Stephan Magcosta
Customer Reviews:
4 Humans Against the Aliens.......2004-06-23
Four humans have been collected for study. Three are resistant to mind control and one is not. But while the alien scientist pushes for understanding, the commander pushes for elimination of the humans. The scientist has been worried. The normal expansion methods enslave alien races but they have all died out within a year of servitude. Can this be prevented? Meanwhile, the captive humans keep trying to escape and pull every trick they can think of.
This is a good drama where characters' behavior is more important than effects. The sets are rather crude, looking like old sci-fi shows of the 70's but as such they do not distract from the real point of the film. The acting is surprisingly good and the casting is excellent. My only problem was the use of gratuitous nudity at several points in the film. Sometimes we just see a naked girl posing while the dialog still goes on. I do not know why this was included. Otherwise this is a very decent film and well worth watching.
SWISS CHEESE.......2004-04-18
A made for TV science fiction on an alien threat to Earth........1999-01-08
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Perry Mann's Exotic Erotic Ball
Starring: Exotic Erotic Ball Manufacturer: Image Entertainment ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD ASIN: B00007GZPQ Release Date: 2003-02-18 |
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Hundreds of thousands of fans--sexhibitionists and show-offs, voyeurs and vixens, and friendly, fun-loving freaks of all sexual passions have enjoyed 22 years of masquerade madness in San Francisco at the Exotic Erotic Ball, created by Perry Mann and Louis Abolafia. Without a doubt, the Exotic Erotic Ball ranks #1 in the world as the largest and longest running event of its kind--part Mardi Gras, burlesque, circus, Vegas, rock concert and Rio Carnival all blended into one spectacular extravaganza!Customer Reviews:
If you can't be there in person.......2004-01-15
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Silverado [WS] (REGION 1) (NTSC)