Hip Hop Witch

Starring:Charli Baltimore, Michelle Bernard, Bezino, Mobb Deep, Rah Digga, Amy Dorris, Eminem, Colleen Fitzpatrick, Vanilla Ice, Stacii Jae Johnson, Pras, Dale Resteghini, Rock (II), Ja Rule, Spliff Starr, Mia Tyler
Director: Dale Resteghini
Studio: Unapix / a-Pix Ent.
Product Type: DVD

Average customer rating:

WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN
an embarassment to all involved
Horrible
INCREDIBLE CINEMA!
Really really Bornig

Hip Hop Witch
Starring: Charli Baltimore , Michelle Bernard , Bezino , Mobb Deep , and Rah Digga
Director: Dale Resteghini
Manufacturer: Unapix / a-Pix Ent.
ProductGroup: DVD
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ASIN: B00005YAMG
Release Date: 2000-08-08

Customer Reviews:

WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.......2006-01-13

This has to be the worst movie i've ever seen with eminem in it.I'm a huge eminem fan but i did not even watch the hole thing(only 15 minutes of it and i've had it for 8 months now and still have not watched it all)it was that bad.I only payed $1.00 for it(IT WAS NOT EVEN WORTH THAT SAVE YOUR MONEY) in a sale bin at a video store good thing i did not rent it for $3.75

an embarassment to all involved.......2005-01-31

Who is responsible for this monstrocity? This film is atrocious. I have watched porn with better acting and scripts than this. It basically consists of a handful of bug eyed rappers with varying levels of credibility jumping around in front of a hand held camera as if they were told to pretend they're on crack. And while theoretically that sounds kinda entertaining,it's not. The only worthwhile moments in the entire film come from eminem, who turns out a lengthy, improvised rant on his horrific run in with the 'hip hop witch'. I have no idea what the motivation was behind the making of this film, but whoever is responsible should hang their head in shame. I cannot stress enough how much of a waste of time it is. You would have more fun eating your own vomit.

Horrible.......2004-05-24

Eminem and Vanilla Ice are the highlights of this poorly made film. If you purchase the dvd (I urge you not to) prepare to be disappointed. The movie has a very weak story-line, is mostly incoherent, and a waste of money.

INCREDIBLE CINEMA!.......2004-04-05

I cannot put into words the sheer brilliance of eminem's improvised narrative about his jaw-dropping encounter with Da Hip Hop Witch. A must see.

Really really Bornig.......2004-01-08

I was so exited when I heard about that movie, I wasted the more silly 18 € (it's like 23 U.S. $) in my life. You don't know how boring is this movie. I only wanted to see the end of that, and then, surprise! It's the worst end I've ever seen! I was looking to the clock every minute. Don't think it is a comedy. This is nothing.

Average customer rating:

WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN
an embarassment to all involved
Horrible
INCREDIBLE CINEMA!
Really really Bornig

Hip Hop Witch
Starring: Charli Baltimore , Michelle Bernard , Bezino , Mobb Deep , and Rah Digga
Director: Dale Resteghini
Manufacturer: Lions Gate
ProductGroup: DVD
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Customer Reviews:

WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.......2006-01-13

an embarassment to all involved.......2005-01-31

Horrible.......2004-05-24

INCREDIBLE CINEMA!.......2004-04-05

I cannot put into words the sheer brilliance of eminem's improvised narrative about his jaw-dropping encounter with Da Hip Hop Witch. A must see.

Really really Bornig.......2004-01-08

Average customer rating:

horrible
absolutely awful
More EMINEM on this one!!!

Da Hip Hop Witch
Starring: Colleen Fitzpatrick , Vanilla Ice , Ja Rule , Prakazrel "Pras" Michel , and Eminem
Director: Dale Resteghini
Manufacturer: DVD Industries
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ASIN: B00008ZZ6R
Release Date: 2003-06-17

Description

Several well-known hip hop artists go public disclosing their personal accounts with the "Black Witch in the Projects". This supernatural terror attacks rap and hip-hop artists in the greater New York and New Jersey areas. The Street Don, a notorious rap mogul, offers $10,000.00 for the capture of the witch and sponsors daily updates of the attacks on a major TV network. An aspiring reporter uses her job at a supermarket tabloid publication to discover the identity and truth about the hip hop witch but finds out more than she anticipated. Meanwhile, five bored white kids from Framingham, Ma. take a joy ride to New York City to capture the witch and collect the reward money but end up lost and scattered in The Big Apple.

Customer Reviews:

horrible.......2006-01-09

the worst movie ever made. the person that made this fat sack of crap should be voted the worst director ever, not edward d. wood, jr.
i want to build a time machine, go back to when this abomination was being concocted and eliminate them.
and to all the rappers that appeared in this, you have lost maad respect - so im pirating your music to make up for the $3 i spent to rent this, plus intrest for wasting my time.

absolutely awful.......2003-06-05

i cant beleive artisan (the same studio that released blair witch) is actually distributing this ...

dont be fooled by other user review for this dvd. they are all biased reviews submitted by its "filmmakers". this is plainly and painfully obvious once you see this awful mess.

first of all, dont be fooled by the cover of the dvd. the original release of the dvd did not have eminem on the cover for a good reason. the story of the dvd has nothing to do with eminem, and its false advertising to have him on the cover. obviously they're trying to cash in on his fame with the redesigned cover. pathetic.

to give you an idea of how awful this movie is, eminem got into legal battles with its producers because he was so ashamed of being involved in it, he wanted any footage containing him to be edited out. and i dont blame him.

there is more false advertising. there is no acting by any of the rappers listed on the box.. all they did was tape several famous rappers saying how bad and evil the hip hop witch is. each rapper has a screen time of maybe 2 minutes to 3 minutes.. then the cut back to the storyline of a bunch of suburban kids getting lost in NYC. which is poorly edited by the way. let me reiterate, that the rappers listed on the cover of the dvd arent involved with the plot, or the storyline. its god awful..
not to mention there is no real storyline in this movie. its just a vehicle for showcasing a bunch of rappers talking about a non-existent witch. you can even see the disgust in their faces as they talk about it, but getting paid is getting paid isnt it? the storyline has no continuity, no climax, no ending. i repeat it has NO ENDING. no conclusion, no protagonist, or antognist.

steer clear of this disaster.

More EMINEM on this one!!!.......2003-05-03

Yall know me and I saw the first one last year and it was like 2.5 stars. But this one was RE-EDITED and has like 30 MORE MINUTES of EMINEM and he's both really funny and gross but I won't give it away. I really liked the style of the way this was done because it parodies the Blair Witch Project in an ambitious and very funny way with today's biggest NEW SCHOOL rappers like Benzino, Rah Digga, Ja Rule and Mobb Deep. The director mock's the original Blair Witch Project's bad lighting and shaky camera work perfectly...oh and the music is incredible for a low budget urban horror movie!!!

Average customer rating:

WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN
an embarassment to all involved
Horrible
INCREDIBLE CINEMA!
Really really Bornig

Hip Hop Witch
Starring: Charli Baltimore , Michelle Bernard , Bezino , Mobb Deep , and Rah Digga
Manufacturer: Unapix/A-pix
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: 1578483050
Release Date: 2000-08-08

Description

Several well known hip hop artists go public disclosing their personal accounts with the "Black Witch in the Projects". This supernatural terror attacks rap and hip hop artists in the greater New York and New Jersey areas. None of the artists an fully explain the reason behind the attacks but all appear to be shaken by the experience. The Street Don, a notorious rap mogul, offers $10,000.00 for the capture of the witch and sponsors daily updates of the attacks on a major TV network. An aspiring reporter uses her joba at a supermarket tabloid publication to discover the identity and truth about the hip hop witch but finds out more than she anticipated. Meanwhile, five bored white kids from Framingham, Ma. take a joy ride to New York City to capture the witch and collect the reward money but end up lost and scattered in The Big Apple. 93 minutes.

Customer Reviews:

WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.......2006-01-13

an embarassment to all involved.......2005-01-31

Horrible.......2004-05-24

INCREDIBLE CINEMA!.......2004-04-05

I cannot put into words the sheer brilliance of eminem's improvised narrative about his jaw-dropping encounter with Da Hip Hop Witch. A must see.

Really really Bornig.......2004-01-08

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