Hick Trek - The Moovie

Starring:Pete Schuermann, David Carty, Gary Ernster, Michael Fleming (IV), Mari Pittman-Knoche
Director: Pete Schuermann
Studio: Allumination Filmwor
Product Type: DVD

Average customer rating:

Hick Trek
A GREAT LITTLE TREK FILM !
Why can't I give it zero stars?
Good stuff
The Title Says it All.

Hick Trek - The Moovie
Starring: David Carty , Gary Ernster , Michael Fleming (IV) , Mari Pittman-Knoche , and Pete Schuermann
Director: Pete Schuermann
Manufacturer: United American Video
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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Hick Trek .......2007-03-28

I love this movie,it kept me laughing from start to finish. People who watch it should remember this is not a Hollywood production even a low budget one. This is a home movie and keeping that in mind it is very well done. The script is pretty funny and imaginative;and I cannot knock the acting,since I have seen alot worse acting in some Hollywood movies. So just sit back in your lazyBoy and enjoy some down home entertainment.

A GREAT LITTLE TREK FILM !.......2002-12-27

There are some people who just DON'T LIKE this movie... listen, it's CHEAP! You 'll not find Harrison Ford in it! But it IS one of the funniest parodies EVER made! Just because something cost almost nohting to make, doesn't make it a BAD movie. In fact, take a look at the DVD cover. IT A SPACE SHIP MADE OUT OF BEER CANS AND STUFF! What you see is what you get! I love it, and so will you. And check out the sequel too!

Why can't I give it zero stars?.......2001-12-27

Let me sum up this "movie" - (...) It is borderline fraud to call this a movie. One of the reviews here mentioned the $100 budget... if they spent that much I'd be suprised. Anyone could film this in their garage with a bunch of their friends, which is exactly what this is. Bad story, bad acting, and bad visual effects and props... to recrate them all you'll need is some empty cardboard boxes and that (stuff)you'd find on a low budget flea market table. The only possitive thing I can say about this is that I didn't pay fot it (unfortunately I was duped into thinking it was a quality parady and put it on my wish list and got it as a gift).

Good stuff.......2001-12-20

As an official Trekkie and member of many Star Trek clubs and groups, all of my crew consider this to be one of the funniest parodies. Granted it is very cheap, that is the point. Star Wars fans beware, the F/X are terrrible. Again, that is the point. Whoever you are who made this, we love it in the SF chapter of the Star Trek Afficianado group! And we heard there is a sequel! Let us know if you need another $100 for the budget!

The Title Says it All........2001-12-10

Rarely does a film this amazingly banal come along. This film is astoundingly (...), tragically insipid, ruthlessly stupid. I bought this film on the strength of a recommendation found here, and deeply repent having done so.

The complete lack of video quality is equalled only by an incredibly hackneyed dialog and plot, both of which plod laboriously into the universe of (...) doltism. What might have been a clever concept and amusing presentation instead turns out mindless, trite, dim-witted, pointless and inane.

I base my attitude toward any movie firstly on whether I was entertained. Seldom does a film completely fail to provide some entertainment value that I can derive from the experience. This film, however, leaves one feeling they have totally wasted time, and money, on this worthless (...)!

There are many things more entertaining than this film. A root canal, electroshock therapy, enduring a generous cavity search, or a bad case of gout would all provide far more entertainment value than found in Hick Trek.

I believe this film is so bad not even Troma wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Compare every bad film you ever watched in your whole life, and witness something worse than any of them in Hick Trek. It is heart-breakingly awful. Appallingly unpleasant and totally terrible. Don't bother with this dreadful waste of celluloid.

Hick Trek should boldly go where no film has gone before...
to a landfill somewhere!

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