Rancid Aluminum

Starring:Rhys Ifans, Joseph Fiennes, Tara Fitzgerald, Sadie Frost, Steven Berkoff, Keith Allen, Dani Behr, Andrew Howard, Nick Moran, Olegar Fedoro, Barry Foster, Brian Hibbard, Steven Spiers, Joshua Richards, Mariusz Czajka, Robert Brzezinski, Katarzyna Trzcinska, Ryszard Janikowski, Beverly Hotsprings, Mark Thomas (XIV)
Director: Edward Thomas
Studio: Lions Gate
Product Type: DVD

Editorial Review:
Product Description
Pete's (Rhys Ifans) business is going bust, his sperm count is dodgy, and his relationship with Sarah (Sadie Frost) is on the rocks. He has a fling with his secretary, despite her being married to the company bike-messenger Trevor, and he's spending too much time at Harry's drug den. In short, Pete's in trouble, but his problems are only just the beginning.
His buddy and accountant, Denny (Joseph Fiennes) informs him that unless they get their hands on some money quick, the company is bust, and it seems that only the Russian Mafia can save the day!

System Requirements:

Running Time 91 Min

Format: DVD MOVIE

Average customer rating:

So bad it was almost.....no, just SO bad
Do Not Buy This Movie
Great Cast + Great Acting = Incredible Film

Rancid Aluminum
Starring: Rhys Ifans , Joseph Fiennes , Tara Fitzgerald , Sadie Frost , and Steven Berkoff
Director: Edward Thomas
Manufacturer: Lions Gate
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B0000633TK
Release Date: 2002-04-09

Product Description

Pete's (Rhys Ifans) business is going bust, his sperm count is dodgy, and his relationship with Sarah (Sadie Frost) is on the rocks. He has a fling with his secretary, despite her being married to the company bike-messenger Trevor, and he's spending too much time at Harry's drug den. In short, Pete's in trouble, but his problems are only just the beginning.
His buddy and accountant, Denny (Joseph Fiennes) informs him that unless they get their hands on some money quick, the company is bust, and it seems that only the Russian Mafia can save the day!

System Requirements:

Running Time 91 Min

Format: DVD MOVIE

Customer Reviews:

So bad it was almost.....no, just SO bad.......2002-09-27

This film had every thing going for it, before it was made. A great cast: Rhys Ifrans, Joeseph Fiennes, Steven Berkoff and Tara Fitzgerald. A story based on a popular book, and Lottery Funding. However, it came out as the film named by the critic Bonnie Greer "the worst film ever made". How? Well, lets start with the story, or should we say, stories.

Primary thread: a man dies leaving his business wholly to his lazy and disinterested son (Ifrans) while the man who has done all the work (Fiennes) gets nothing. Fiennes builds up a great store of resentment and hatred, and decides to destroy Ifrans, and end up with his wife (a wooden Sadie Frost), his business, and his life in general. He decides that the best way of doing this (not to give the plot entirely away) involves the Russian Mafia (Berkoff as "Godfather" and Fitzgerald as his "vamp" and highly accented, daughter).
Second plot: Ifrans and Frost are trying for a baby. At various points, for example, Ifrans is on the way to a fertility clinic with a pot of fresh sperm, the two plots affect each other, but generally they have no contact.
This second plot attempts to add humour, but, as with all attempts to add humour in this film, it fails. In fact for part of the film this plot takes over, and there are many and varied sex scenes (with Ifrans sperm obsessed voice over), all of which include Ifrans, but not always Frost.

So, apart from a ridiculous "plot" what makes this film bad: many good films have had ridiculous plots (Forrest Gump, The Wizard of Oz, Blazing Saddles)and suspension of disbelief has done its work. Well, the acting is the main culprit, and since these are all reasonable actors (Sadie Frost aside: she is constant in her mediocrity) the direction has to have some hand it its awfulness. It is directed and edited in the style now most closely associated with bad british films and music videos: quick and nonsensical, with music and "style" piled on it like pizza toppings. Strange or "wacky" camera angles and ultra fashionable styling make it awkward to watch.

As with all things fashionable, the acting is of the moment and therefore un realistic, and unconnected with both the audience and the story. Though there is comedy in the story, to balence it, there must be pathos, but there is not. I have not read the book, but I would imagine the balence would be there. However, here there are the Mafia caper "laughs" squeezed out, so tiny as to be un heard, but none of the pathos or humanity to make the laughs louder and less forced. In short, they do not act the parts, they just say them as if they were leaving the hard work up to a good editorial team, and a good director (both of which they did not have...).

But, apart from the direction, style and acting, the real cherry on the cake is the script, or body of the film itself. It is full of cliches, and cack handed one-liners, which lead to ham acting (Berkoff, Fitzgerald) and bad accents (Fiennes) as well as unbelieveable scenes.

This combination is so foribly bad, that it leaves you both bewildered and angry: where did my time go? Why did I bother watching/renting that? How could Joesph Fiennes/Rhys Ifrans have consented to have appeared in that? How much did it cost?...

The film, therefore, is the sum of its many dismal parts: no wonder it went straight to video in the UK, even we are ashamed of it.

Do Not Buy This Movie.......2002-09-01

The Russian mafia should sue these people for bad acting. When the pseudo-Russians are on the screen time passes ever so slowly. Save your money and buy a good movie like Shallow Grave, which covers some of the same themes of greed, friendship, and betrayal. This movie does the impossible and makes Rhys Ifans seem dull. If you like Tara Fitzgerald buy Sirens, but give this sad effort a pass. It is much less than the sum of its parts.

Great Cast + Great Acting = Incredible Film.......2002-07-17

If you enjoyed Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels along with GO, this is the movie for you. With two great lead characters and a large cast of talented actors this movie was excellent. It is the story of two bussiness partners one a careless fun boy the other a hard calculating individual. The two become in debt and borrow money from the mafia and that is where things get hilarious. If you enjoy a good comedy with a bit of action this is the right film for you

Average customer rating:

So bad it was almost.....no, just SO bad
Do Not Buy This Movie
Great Cast + Great Acting = Incredible Film

Rancid Aluminum [Region 2]
Starring: Rhys Ifans , Joseph Fiennes , Tara Fitzgerald , Sadie Frost , and Steven Berkoff
Director: Edward Thomas
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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Forever Mine
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ASIN: B00004TITT

Customer Reviews:

So bad it was almost.....no, just SO bad.......2002-09-27

The film, therefore, is the sum of its many dismal parts: no wonder it went straight to video in the UK, even we are ashamed of it.

Do Not Buy This Movie.......2002-09-01

Great Cast + Great Acting = Incredible Film.......2002-07-17

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