Sirens

Starring:Vincent Ball, Bryan Davies, Carolyn Devlin, Lynne Emanuel, Kate Fischer, Tara Fitzgerald, Mark Gerber, Hugh Grant, Scott Lowe, Ellie MacCarthy, Elle Macpherson, Ben Mendelsohn, Lexy Murphy, Sam Neill, John Polson, Pamela Rabe, Kitty Silver, Julia Stone, Portia de Rossi
Studio: Lions Gate
Product Type: DVD

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Australian filmmaker John Duigan (The Year My Voice Broke, Wide Sargasso Sea) has a taste for sensual art direction that occasionally flares up in a big, big way. With Sirens, he manages to turn oceans of female nudity into a slightly tongue-in-cheek decorousness that is neither unpersuasively arty nor purely soft porn. Starring Hugh Grant (and released the same year as two other Grant vehicles, Four Weddings and a Funeral and Bitter Moon, thus establishing him as a star), the film finds the handsome, stammering actor playing an Anglican priest newly posted to Australia. There, the clergyman's first mission is to convince a famously libertarian artist (Sam Neill) not to exhibit a painting with mixed erotic and religious themes. The experience of being at their host's anything-goes compound for a few days, however, nestled deep in the wilds and keeping company with uninhibited, frequently naked models proves terribly stirring for Grant and his character's timid wife (Tara Fitzgerald), the two of them a study in sexual repression. The film doesn't have a point so much as it does an appealing atmosphere of unbridled naturalism counterpointed by Grant's charming self-consciousness. Once you've grown accustomed to the phenomenal sight of an unclothed Elle Macpherson (who is actually very good in her acting debut as a semi-savage model) wandering toward the bank of a river, for instance, you realize she's only part of the amazing flora and fauna enriching this pocket of earth and the souls of our principal characters. --Tom Keogh

Description

Sexy and spirited, this endearingly funny comedy has captivated moviegoers everywhere! The charming Hugh Grant (FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL) plays an idealistic young minister on a mission. He must tame the wicked ways of a notorious artist (Sam Neill -- JURASSIC PARK), whose nude paintings of his beautiful models (including sexy supermodel Elle MacPherson) scandalize the nation! Intent on delivering salvation, the repressed reverend and his wife instead are led into temptation by their playfully seductive hosts and sensuous new surroundings! Enchantingly sexy fun from beginning to end -- you too will find the allure of SIRENS irresistible!

Customer Reviews:

Free your inner goddess.......2007-01-14

Hugh Grant stars in this movie about a young reverend and his wife sent to Australia to minister to the flock. The reverend is asked to investigate an artist who painted a controversial work call "Crucified Venus." The reverand, who considers himself a progressive, is shocked at the amoral atmosphere surrounding the painter, his wife, and the three models living at his estate. The minister's wife has to deal with sexual urges while trying to remain loyal to her husband. The movie is about freeing your inner goddess.

Queen of the Harpies! .......2006-08-18

A minister (Hugh Grant) and his wife (Tara Fitzgerald) are sent to talk some good, Christian sense into pagan Norman Lindsay (Sam Neill), an artist whose work is a little too sexually graphic for the townsfolk. You can probably guess what transpires when this couple, which unwisely attempts to suppress their natural urges, meets the artist and his liberated group. The film is funny (deliberately, I might add) because we recognize the importance of indulging our desires, at least occasionally and in a sensible manner. Repression sounds like a good idea to some people from a religious or moral perspective, yet it can lead to undesirable behaviors. If there is one primary point to the film, I believe that is it. Pervasively sensual, this is a beautiful film for adults, with plenty to interest both men and women.

Sirens.......2006-07-13

This is one of my favorite movies. It's so seductive and funny and beautiful all at the same time. Now, this is a chick flick. I don't know if most men would agree with me. If you like artsy films, you will probably enjoy this movie.

Cheesy Movie Folks!!.......2006-04-16

I can't believe how many people think this movie is sooooo wonderful! The only thing good about this movie is the beautiful scenary, the costumes, and the acting done by the young girls who play Sam Neill's (character name Norman Lindsay) young daughters!!

"Sirens" tries to cover to many topics and just touches upon each topic lightly, but never quite addresses each topic to its fullest potential. It's like sticking your big toe in a swimming pool without jumping in and taking the full plunge.

Hugh Grant plays a minister who is sent to request a very progressive artist (played by Sam Neill) to withdraw a contoversial painting from his art show. Grant's & Neill's characters do some half-baked/superficial bantering about religion, nudity, sexuality, but nothing worthwhile. I am not even sure if we ever learn if the so called "controversial" painting was withdrawn or not.

The nudity, sensual, erotic scenes, were nothing to write home about.... take the hedonism for whichever way you want.

Tara Fitzgerald, who plays Hugh Grant's wife in the movie, becomes corrupted by the three sirens of the movie and has an affair on her minister husband with the laborer who works for Sam Neill's character. She then feels guilty for having slept with the laborer because one of the sirens likes the laborer not because she cheated on her husband. This seems like odd behavior for a woman of God in the 1930s.

Long story short, "Sirens" is not worth owning or viewing.

Evil Becomes Her.......2006-04-06

I didnt know this movie was about Norman Lindsay the Australian artist and brother of author Jack Lindsay. I used to collect Norman Lindsay -- still have some of his printed pictures. This is a lovely film with two of my favorite stars. The nudity is attractive especially as there is no sex to speak of. It is a confrontation between good and evil -- or perhaps a questioning of the meaning of "good" and "evil". Look for the snake who precedes Taras goings about -- especially as it glides toward the ship of her and hubby Hughs voyage home.

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Great symbolism

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A young reverend and his wife are on the way from England to Australia to minister to their flock. The bishop asks him to visit an eccentric artist prone to sexual depictions and requests that he voluntarily withdraw a controversial work call "Crucified Venus" from his show. The minister, who considers himself a progressive, is shocked at the amoral atmosphere surrounding the painter, his wife, and the three models living at his estate. The minister's wife is troubled also, and has to deal with latent sexual urges while trying to remain loyal to her husband.

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Great symbolism.......2006-06-11

If you concentrate on the sexual tension in this movie, you'll miss the wonderful symbolism (snake in the garden, blind man, angels, etc.). This is a whimsical story of temptation, love, acceptance and many more of life's twisted paths. Very seductive and entertaining. An added bonus was the fact that Elle had to gain a little weight so she had a stomach, for the artist portrayed in the movie painted 'natural' female nudes, rather than the twiggy thin models that most women never aspire to without starvation. Loved it!
Chrissy K. McVay - Author

Mystique's Enchanting Nude Sirens/World's Sexiest Nude Women 2007

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You're invited to feast your eyes on stunning beauties from around the world. For these nude supermodels, perfection comes naturally. See amazing women photographed in the world's most exotic settings, from the South Pacific to the Caribbean tropics and the castles of Europe. These gorgeous naked models from all over the world include beauties from the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Canada, Thailand, Poland, France, Germany, Colombia, Philippines, Cambodia, and America. We guarantee you've never seen a show sexier than this!

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Premium Cuts: Summer Sirens
Starring: Mary Carey , Monica , and Jenna Jameson
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Hey, Dude!! Man, this is shaping up to be a GREAT summer. Everywhere you turn, it's nothing but tanned and totally tantalizing babes! The best thing about this place . . . it is DEFINITELY clothing optional! I've seen so many perfect 10s in one place in my entire life. Man, these chicks are SMOKIN', BABY! Gotta go, the margaritas are ready. Wish you were here, my friend . . . (boy am I ever glad I am)Stay Loose, Your pal in Paradise! Multiple Angle Scenes, photo gallery, behind-the-scenes, trailers and more!

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Sirens
Starring: Daniela Nardini , Greg Wise , Robert Glenister , Sarah Parish , and Anthony Calf
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Silver Screen Sirens: Ava Gardner/Jane Russell/Marilyn Monroe

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One out of three...

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One out of three..........2007-06-22

The best movie out of the three is THE OUTLAW. It definetly lives up to it's legendary status! The other movies are so-so.

DVDS Sirens - Aquarium Girls - Swimsuit Edition (non nude)

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Unbelievibly Awesome!
Why watch boring fish swim? When you can...
Mesmerizing!!

DVDS Sirens - Aquarium Girls - Swimsuit Edition (non nude)
Starring: Australian Girls
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Release Date: 2005-11-04

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For centuries man has dreamed of a window into an undersea world inhabited by exotically beautiful females. Now the mythical Sirens come to life in this extraordinary DVD seascape imported from Australia. Exotic and sensual, their languid forms interweave to create an aquatic fantasy in 3 unique (20 minutes loopable) worlds: Sirens of the Sea (available both in full and widescreen), Undersea Dreams (full screen only) & Blue Aqua Blue (full screen only).

Watch as these exotic girls swim around your screen to a specially composed groove chill soundtrack or all natural soothing bubbles sounds. Great for parties, bars, clubs, and video DJs with Free public non-profit screening rights included. Shot in High Resolution - Digital Betacam!

Sit back. Take a deep breath and submerge yourself in DVD Sirens. These five DVD Sirens - Aquarium Girls will hypnotized you with their grace and beauty.

Special Features: Meet the Sirens, Deep Sea Gallery, The Making of a Siren, and DVD Previews.

Customer Reviews:

Unbelievibly Awesome!.......2005-11-09

I have been watching this New DVD for the past four days. I am amazed at how natural the ladies look while swimming underwater. Their eyes are open as if on land, and they all seem to smile. The clarity of the picture is just perfect. It is as if the five females where shot on land with expensive and professional lights, yet they are underwater. How Did they Do This? I find the choices of music and color the DVD provides, lets me set the mode in my own space for whatever event I am hosting. The swimming goes on and on. The ladies never seem to run out of breath, I sware they move like mermaids, so real and fish like, yet human, and HOT! Why watch fish in a tank, when I get five half fish, half human MERMAIDS, who smile at me as I smile back. If you are into background aumbiance, get this DVD Today. And don't get wet as the five swish their tale at you.

Why watch boring fish swim? When you can..........2005-10-14

Watch beautiful athletic women swimming for you. From the American Distributor comes 2 Windows Media 9 video clips. Simply copy and paste the following addresses into your browser to watch:

30 SECOND PREVIEW (2.2 MB):

http://www.powerfloe.com/media/AU%20MOVIES-WIN/SIRENS-30SEC-EB.wmv

60 SECOND TRAILER (4 MB):

http://www.powerfloe.com/media/AU%20MOVIES-WIN/DVD%20SIRENS%20AD-EB.wmv

ENJOY THE CLIPS! And the DVD!

Satisfaction / Money Back Guarantee less (S&H) from the American Distributor - see insert in the DVD. BUY NOW FROM AMAZON!

Mesmerizing!!.......2005-10-11

I just got this DVD, and it is awesome! I have several DVD's for ambience, during parties, or just to have a nice background going on my 65" Panasonic plasma TV. Anyway, this thing completely blows away any fireplace or fishtank video out there. Totally unique concept. The girls are tasteful, athletic, and really fun to watch. When I put it in for the first time to watch, my wife and mother-in-law were both here, and they even thought it was cool. Really makes you want to go to Australia on vacation.

The sound-track is excellent, and it is like you are watching an aquarium of mermaids swimming by, or a visit to Atlantis. On the big TV, the girls are literally life-sized. I can't wait to put this video up as background ambience during my next party. Its just unlike any video I have ever seen before. I highly recommend it.

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Free your inner goddess
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Customer Reviews:

Free your inner goddess.......2007-01-14

Queen of the Harpies! .......2006-08-18

Sirens.......2006-07-13

Cheesy Movie Folks!!.......2006-04-16

Evil Becomes Her.......2006-04-06

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Sol Sirens: Sisters on Surfboards
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