Once Upon a Time in the Midlands

Starring:Finn Atkins, Justin Brady, Eliot Otis Brown Walters, Ryan Bruce, Kathy Burke, Robert Carlyle, James Cosmo, Vanessa Feltz, Richard Garfoot, Shirley Henderson, Rhys Ifans, David McKay (II), Bob Mortimer, Vicki Patterson, Vic Reeves, Andrew Shim, Anthony Strachan, Kelly Thresher, Ricky Tomlinson
Studio: Sony Pictures
Product Type: DVD

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Once Upon a Time in the Midlands is credited as the closing part in a loosely connected trilogy by director Shane Meadows. A Room for Romeo Brass (1999) and Twenty Four Seven (1997) preceded it, and ultimately the viewer will be hard-pressed to discern more than the British Midlands locale linking them together. That and the generally grim tone. Here we have what boils down to a tale of a girl (Shirley Henderson) who can't decide between two guys (her ex, Robert Carlyle, or her current boyfriend, Rhys Ifans). Wrapped up in some easy comedy and framed in the occasional nod to the spaghetti Western genre, the movie initially has plenty in its favor. Unfortunately, the intrusion of a B-plot involving some Scottish thugs overpowers the more pleasant family portrait. As a result, the stellar performances by Kathy Burke and Ricky Tomlinson get lost in the drama of the love triangle. After swinging back and forth indecisively, Shirley's conclusion to the tale doesn't have the emotional punch that it should have. This third Midlands tale may be the most accessible in terms of familiar characters and aspects of contemporary British life, but what it isn't is the kind of escapist movie experience suggested by its title. --Paul Tonks

Customer Reviews:

A major disappointment.......2006-10-16

From the days when it was a legal requirement to cast either Robert Carlyle or Rhys Ifans if you wanted to get lottery funding for a British film, Once Upon a Time in the Midlands is another in Shane Meadows' line of deeply disappointing films before he finally came into his own with Dead Man's Shoes. To be fair, the project went through major development Hell, and the results are all too obvious in the sketchy construction and characterization. Carlyle's bad boy spurred into winning back his wife Shirley Henderson (sporting the most irritating little girly voice in history) from nice guy Ifans after seeing her on a daytime TV show is never really developed or even properly introduced, and the plot, such as it is, doesn't get going until the movie is half over. The tone is awkward, with Carlyle opting for convincingly unpleasant naturalism while Ifans lapses too often into sitcom acting, leaving the acting honors to go to Kathie Burke. There are a couple of excellent moments at a park bandstand and a final confrontation that hint at a better film that could have been, but it's all too easy to share Meadows' own disappointment with the film as a whole.

Middle-of-the-road UK love triangle.......2005-04-17

Superb acting is squandered in a lackluster and uninspiring hybred of comedy, romance, and thriller that tries too hard on all fronts and falls flat.

"Please don't do anything sexual.".......2005-03-20

The film "Once Upon a Time in the Midlands" begins on the set of a tabloid television programme with Dek (Rhys Ifans) proposing to long-time live in girlfriend, Shirley (Shirley Henderson). In front of millions of viewers, Shirley turns Dek down. Dek looks anguished, the audience sighs, but up in Glasgow, Shirley's ne'er-do-well ex-husband, petty thief, Jimmy (Robert Carlyle) thinks this means Shirley wants him back. Never mind he dumped her and their daughter, Marlene years before. When Jimmy is involved in a robbery that goes wrong, it seems like the perfect opportunity to head down to the Midlands (Nottingham, specifically), and look up his ex, Shirley and win her back in the process.

Jimmy can tell that Dek isn't exactly much competition in the macho department. Dek is a good man, a hard worker, and a solid character, but he's also a buffoon--the sort of person Jimmy can easily turn into mincemeat. So Jimmy barges into Shirley's life--Jimmy's foster sister, loud-mouthed Carol (Kathy Burke) and her husband, cowboy/singer Charlie (Ricky Tomlinson) live across the street from Shirley, and although Jimmy isn't welcomed with open arms, he shacks up with Carol while he waits for Shirley to come to her 'senses', and dump Dek.

The film carries a western theme throughout, and this is a largely successful device. The film's title, its spaghetti western score (aided and abetted by the cowboy singer Charlie), plus the stand off between Dek and Jimmy--all underscore the ultimate showdown between good and evil. Unfortunately, the film fails to take itself seriously, and there are several moments when a little gravity could help the plot, but instead we are served with luke-warm buffoonery (Jimmy's botched robbery, and Dek dragged out from the bed while hiding from Jimmy's ex-partners in crime, for example). The comedy is pushed too hard (let's face it, this isn't exactly a funny situation), and the film suffers as a result--displacedhuman

average love story.......2005-03-15

Robert Carlyle is brilliant in this kind of role-violent, shiftless, abusive guy who somehow lulls those closest to him into a certain blindness and obeisance to his brutality. He reappears on the scene in his ex-girlfriend's life when he sees quiet, mild-mannered Dek (Rhys Ifans) proposing to Shirley on a tv talk show. When she refuses the proposal, Jimmy (Carlyle) sees it as his grand opportunity to claim the one who got away. Shirley is portrayed by Shirley Henderson, who seems to pop up in small, unusual but often pivotal roles (24 Hour Party People, for example). When Jimmy resurfaces, Dek cowers, backs down, not fighting for the woman he loves, much to the disappointment of Shirley's precocious child, who considers Dek her father.

Eventually Dek finds his nerve and sends Jimmy packing, but only once he hits rock bottom and decided to take what's rightfully his-not by resorting to stupidity but by using his love, sensitivity and stability.

When Jimmy Comes Back to His Ex-Wife... Amusing UK Drama.......2004-09-23

Though the title sounds like a Sergio Leone film, or any Italian made Westerns, 'Once Upon a Time in Midlands' is a low-key British comedy-drama starring Robert Carlyle ('Full Monty'), Kathy Burke (Nil By Mouth'), Shirley Henderson (Moaning Myrtle in 'Harry Potter'), and Rhys Ifans ('Notting Hill'). Opinions divide among the viewers, especially the critics who find similar themes in recent UK films -- like gangsters -- but the similarity is only on the surface.

Robert Carlyle is a Scotsman Jimmy, who happens to have see his ex-wife Shirley (Shirley Henderson) on TV show (imagine British Jerry Springer show). There, another guy, Welshman Dek (surprisingly normal Ifans) asks Shirley to marry him, holding a bundle of flowers. Contrary to his expectations, he is rejected. Now that's a sign for Jimmy to reclaim the once lost love.

From Glasgow (where he is involved in a petty crime such as robbing clowns), Jimmy returns Shirley's home in the Midlands (part located in north of London). Can he get back her love? Or her daughter who considers Dek is her father? And what will those three criminals do, who follow Jimmy from Scotland to this town? Can Dek hold his own, and keep Shirley's love to the end?

It is not hard to tell the outcomes, and you know the answer. Kathy Burke plays the nagging middle-aged woman who loves bingo games, uses very bad languages, but still has a heart of gold. Carlyle is also the same kind of guy you saw in 'Trainspotting' -- when he is in good mood, he could be a nice guy, but potentially he could raise hell, and we know it. I don't say they are typecast; but some might think so.

But at the heart of the film there is a generous, feel-good mood, which manage to raise the film one notch up above the average British films. Director Shane Meadows handles the characters with certain kind of tenderness, and that feeling is conveyed to you very naturally.

With evocative Western score, the film often looks as if parodying the rules of the Western film genre. In fact, the film has a distict tinge of a British one, with a slightly comic touch. (And accents are thick, but you can understand them as the story goes on.) Look at this one as a family drama, and you will be entertained pretty much.