Assault of the Killer Bimbos

Assault of the Killer Bimbos


Starring:Elizabeth Kaitan, Christina Whitaker, Tammara Souza, Nick Cassavetes, Griffin O'Neal, Jamie Bozian, Mike Muscat, Patti Astor, Arell Blanton, David Marsh (III), Clayton Landy, Jeffrey Orman, Eddie Deezen, John T. Quern, Paul Ben-Victor, Joe Petracek, Keith Giaimo, Charles Baumann, Ann Baumann, John Robert Dixon
Director: Anita Rosenberg
Studio: CULT VIDEO
Product Type: DVD

Editorial Review:
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While the best thing about this flick is its title, there're plenty of laughs along the way as two go-go dancers framed for murder take it on the lam. They complete their trio when the law catches up with them at a diner and they take the waitress hostage, allowing a cowboy patron to drawl, as if it were the worst thing that could happen in the world, "Oh, no! A Bimbo with a gun!" This is the kind of exploitation picture where you'd be very disappointed if someone didn't get a chance to say, "Okay, put your hands on the car and spread 'em!" And spread 'em they do, after a fashion. All the way to their sanctuary of sorts in Jalapeno, Mexico. A sequel is promised in the final moments of the pic: Bimbo Barbecue. --Jim Gay
Assault of the Killer Bimbos
Average customer rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
  • Assault is right!
  • PLEASE marry me Ms. Kaitan!!!!!
  • Is it really a parody?
  • On The Run To Mexico (With Elizabeth Kaitan!!!)
  • Not bad enough to be funny, just bad
 Assault of the Killer Bimbos
Starring: Elizabeth Kaitan , Christina Whitaker , Tammara Souza , Nick Cassavetes , and Griffin O'Neal
Director: Anita Rosenberg
Manufacturer: CULT VIDEO
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: 6304725582
Release Date: 1997-12-23

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While the best thing about this flick is its title, there're plenty of laughs along the way as two go-go dancers framed for murder take it on the lam. They complete their trio when the law catches up with them at a diner and they take the waitress hostage, allowing a cowboy patron to drawl, as if it were the worst thing that could happen in the world, "Oh, no! A Bimbo with a gun!" This is the kind of exploitation picture where you'd be very disappointed if someone didn't get a chance to say, "Okay, put your hands on the car and spread 'em!" And spread 'em they do, after a fashion. All the way to their sanctuary of sorts in Jalapeno, Mexico. A sequel is promised in the final moments of the pic: Bimbo Barbecue. --Jim Gay

Customer Reviews:

2 out of 5 stars Assault is right!.......2007-01-06

Assault on my brain! I kept waiting for it to get better, it didn't! A sure cure for insomnia, a real snoozer!

4 out of 5 stars PLEASE marry me Ms. Kaitan!!!!!.......2006-05-18

this movie is an outstanding example of the hungarian-model-turned late eighties B-movie actress who only starred in four movies Elizabeth Kaitan. She is absolutely the cutest and most divine creature to have ever walked this earth as she portrays Lulu, a waitress who gets caught up in a getaway to mexico after her go-go dancer friend Peaches gets framed for murdering her boss, shifty Joe. But thats okay, 'cause Lulu likes Mexican food!! This whole movie is basically funny and its pretty lightweight stuff in terms of plot and seriousness. But Liz makes this movie special with her sweet innocence and total naivity. This should have been a pg-13 movie, but theres a lot of f-bombs and some unoffensive nudity (courtesy of Liz). Absolutely a neccessary viewing, if you like blondes, and especially the most beautiful and most special blonde to ever appear on screen EVER!!!!!!

2 out of 5 stars Is it really a parody?.......2006-03-05

This film was disappoitingly not funny, to the point I found myself asking whether it was really a parody of a B-movie or was it actually attempting to be serious... The jokes were just not funny (were they trying to make jokes?).

5 out of 5 stars On The Run To Mexico (With Elizabeth Kaitan!!!).......2005-05-21

Okay, so I know this movie will never win any Academy Awards. Having said that it is still a fun movie to watch if you are in the mood for a light comedy.It is about two Go Go dancers who are framed for the murder of "Shifty Joe" who is their boss at the dance club. Then Christina Whiattacker and Elizabeth Kaitan are on the run to Mexico where they meet a waitress , Darlene on the way who decides to join them in their run from the Law.Then they meet some "Surfer Dudes" , one of them played by a young Nick Cassavetes and the stage is set for a lot of fun to be had in Mexico. I actually enjoyed this movie more than the very much overrated "Thelma and Louise " . A road trip to Mexico , lots of fun along the way PLUS Elizabeth Kaitan? Gee. What more do you want in a movie?

1 out of 5 stars Not bad enough to be funny, just bad.......2004-07-01

My wife and I love funny-bad bimbo movies. Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is one of our favorites, and we love anything by Andy Sidaris.

This one just reaks. The dialog is flat and the people don't look like they had fun making it. Rent it, don't buy it. Yech.

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