Night Patrol

Night Patrol


Starring:Linda Blair, Pat Paulsen, Jaye P. Morgan, Jack Riley (II), Billy Barty, Murray Langston, Pat Morita, Sydney Lassick, Kent Perkins, Lori Sutton, Roxanne Cybelle, Joe Battaglia, Mik One, Alex Folks, Patrie Allen, Bob Biggart, Brad Biggart, Kitten Natividad, Michael Crabtree, John Hazelwood
Director: Jackie Kong
Studio: Anchor Bay
Product Type: DVD
Night Patrol
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • A bagfull o laughs
  • Hilarious and terrible
  • NIGHT PATROL
  • Absolutely hilarious - Ode to perrenial Pres. candidate Pat Paulsen and the Unknown comic!
  • cant wait till my copy gets here
 Night Patrol
Starring: Linda Blair , Pat Paulsen , Jaye P. Morgan , Jack Riley (II) , and Billy Barty
Director: Jackie Kong
Manufacturer: Starz / Anchor Bay
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B0001US6EQ
Release Date: 2004-06-22

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars A bagfull o laughs.......2007-01-17

Night Patrol is a fun-filled lowbrow laugh riot. Great one-liners and a silly plot surrounding the Unknown Comic. Linda Blair seems out of place here but when her swimsuit scene pops up...boy oh boy. A great Saturday night film.

5 out of 5 stars Hilarious and terrible.......2006-11-10

Aficionados of USA Up All Night (during the Gilbert / Rhonda era) are sure to be delighted with this DVD. The gags are corny, and the comedy is pretty lowbrow. The acting is pedestrian, at best. The picture is grainy. The editing is like a train wreck. The story line is contrived. The soundtrack (read: one "song", and a bunch of 80's synth interludes) could make a sane person wish they were deaf.

Combine it all, and you have a masterpiece. Yes, this movie is as bad as you remember it, and seeing it uncensored (I'm pretty sure USA is the only channel that ever showed this movie) makes it even worse.

You shouldn't laugh at anything this movie contains, but you will. You'll try to resist, but you'll laugh, and you'll feel dirty for it. In my mind, that's the mark of a fine comedy.

2 out of 5 stars NIGHT PATROL.......2006-08-22

I SAW THIS MOVIE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,MOSTLY FOR LINDA BLAIR.AFTER SEENING IT AGAIN,I PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE BOUGHT THIS MOVIE.IT IS A CHEESY,CORNY MOVIE.THERE WERE SOME FUNNY PARTS IN IT.BUT AFTER SEENING IT AGAIN I PROBABLY WON'T LET IT TAKE UP ANY SPACE ON MY SHELVES.

3 out of 5 stars Absolutely hilarious - Ode to perrenial Pres. candidate Pat Paulsen and the Unknown comic!.......2006-08-01

How about 'lil Billy Barty 'driving all
the hookers out of town, himself'. Or
the unknown comic, "How do you keep a
roomful of **sholes in suspense for 24
hours? Stay here and I'll come back tom-
orrow and tell you!" Did you hear about
the girl in jaws with the bad case of
dandruff? They found her 'head-and-shoul-
ders' on the beach!" I could go on...this
film is what 'Fletch', 'Who's Harry Crumb?'
and 'Polic Squad/Naked Gun' COULD have been
with a little more bite. Who remembers that
the unknown comic got his start on the Gong
Show? Maybe only 'Gene-Gene, the Dancin' Ma-
chine'...

5 out of 5 stars cant wait till my copy gets here.......2006-03-14

I just found this movie.I seen it when I was younger.the funniest movie I have ever seen.Havent seen it in years cant wait.Better get my laughing face on.
Night Patrol [Region 2]
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • A bagfull o laughs
  • Hilarious and terrible
  • NIGHT PATROL
  • Absolutely hilarious - Ode to perrenial Pres. candidate Pat Paulsen and the Unknown comic!
  • cant wait till my copy gets here
 Night Patrol [Region 2]
Starring: Linda Blair , Pat Paulsen , Jaye P. Morgan , Jack Riley (II) , and Billy Barty
Director: Jackie Kong
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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Crabtree, MichaelCrabtree, Michael | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
Langston, MurrayLangston, Murray | ( L ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
Lassick, SydneyLassick, Sydney | ( L ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
Natividad, KittenNatividad, Kitten | ( N ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
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ASIN: B0001Z64T0

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars A bagfull o laughs.......2007-01-17

Night Patrol is a fun-filled lowbrow laugh riot. Great one-liners and a silly plot surrounding the Unknown Comic. Linda Blair seems out of place here but when her swimsuit scene pops up...boy oh boy. A great Saturday night film.

5 out of 5 stars Hilarious and terrible.......2006-11-10

Aficionados of USA Up All Night (during the Gilbert / Rhonda era) are sure to be delighted with this DVD. The gags are corny, and the comedy is pretty lowbrow. The acting is pedestrian, at best. The picture is grainy. The editing is like a train wreck. The story line is contrived. The soundtrack (read: one "song", and a bunch of 80's synth interludes) could make a sane person wish they were deaf.

Combine it all, and you have a masterpiece. Yes, this movie is as bad as you remember it, and seeing it uncensored (I'm pretty sure USA is the only channel that ever showed this movie) makes it even worse.

You shouldn't laugh at anything this movie contains, but you will. You'll try to resist, but you'll laugh, and you'll feel dirty for it. In my mind, that's the mark of a fine comedy.

2 out of 5 stars NIGHT PATROL.......2006-08-22

I SAW THIS MOVIE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,MOSTLY FOR LINDA BLAIR.AFTER SEENING IT AGAIN,I PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE BOUGHT THIS MOVIE.IT IS A CHEESY,CORNY MOVIE.THERE WERE SOME FUNNY PARTS IN IT.BUT AFTER SEENING IT AGAIN I PROBABLY WON'T LET IT TAKE UP ANY SPACE ON MY SHELVES.

3 out of 5 stars Absolutely hilarious - Ode to perrenial Pres. candidate Pat Paulsen and the Unknown comic!.......2006-08-01

How about 'lil Billy Barty 'driving all
the hookers out of town, himself'. Or
the unknown comic, "How do you keep a
roomful of **sholes in suspense for 24
hours? Stay here and I'll come back tom-
orrow and tell you!" Did you hear about
the girl in jaws with the bad case of
dandruff? They found her 'head-and-shoul-
ders' on the beach!" I could go on...this
film is what 'Fletch', 'Who's Harry Crumb?'
and 'Polic Squad/Naked Gun' COULD have been
with a little more bite. Who remembers that
the unknown comic got his start on the Gong
Show? Maybe only 'Gene-Gene, the Dancin' Ma-
chine'...

5 out of 5 stars cant wait till my copy gets here.......2006-03-14

I just found this movie.I seen it when I was younger.the funniest movie I have ever seen.Havent seen it in years cant wait.Better get my laughing face on.
Toad Patrol: Toadlets to the Rescue - Trojan Duck/Night Trap/Trapped
Average customer rating: Not rated
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    The Toad Patrol save Barnaby, an egotistical frog, from the drooling jaws of a hunter's dog and then use a duck decoy to cross a marsh under the ever-watchful eye of Medea. -Trojan Duck -Night Trap -Trapped

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