Rod Steele 0014 You Only Live Until You Die (Unrated)

Rod Steele 0014 You Only Live Until You Die (Unrated)


Starring:Robert Donovan, Sita Renne Thompson, John Lazar, De'Ann Power, Gabriella Hall, Scott Coppola, Jacqueline Lovell, Gina Everett, Mark Collver, Michelle Bauer, Chip Holman, Dan Schiller (II), Michael C. Ball, Sheila Vale, Justin Lauer, Tammi Ann, Kira Reed, Bobby Shah, Brian Kent (II), Petra Sexton
Director: Rolfe Kanefsky
Studio: New Concorde
Product Type: DVD

Editorial Review:
Product Description
When the free world needs a hero, there's only one Secret Agent to call!

He wasn't available so the free world's fate rests with Rod Steele Double-O-Fourteen!

Arch-Villainess Tangerina is once again attempting to take over the world. But Rod Steele has a secret weapon he just doesn't know it yet.

Rod Steele 0014: Saving the World Looking Good and Keeping His Martinis Dry.

Special Features

  • Digitally mastered
  • Original theatrical trailer
  • Cast Biographies
  • Interactive menu
  • Scene index
  • Preview Attractions
  • Running Time 93 Min



    Format: DVD MOVIE
    Rod Steele 0014 You Only Live Until You Die (Unrated)
    Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    • What were you expecting??
    • Comedy soft porn at its best!
    • Rod Steele DVD suffers from stolen widescreen
    • It Seemed Just Silly
    • You've got to be careful...
    		 Rod Steele 0014 You Only Live Until You Die (Unrated)
    Starring: Robert Donovan , Sita Renne Thompson , John Lazar , De'Ann Power , and Gabriella Hall
    Director: Rolfe Kanefsky
    Manufacturer: New Concorde
    ProductGroup: DVD
    Binding: DVD

    GeneralGeneral | Action & Adventure | Genres | DVD | Video
    Comic ActionComic Action | Action & Adventure | Genres | DVD | Video
    GeneralGeneral | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video
    Sex ComediesSex Comedies | By Theme | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video
    GeneralGeneral | Parody & Spoof | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video
    Bauer, MichelleBauer, Michelle | ( B ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Collver, MarkCollver, Mark | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Hall, GabriellaHall, Gabriella | ( H ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Lauer, JustinLauer, Justin | ( L ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Lovell, JacquelineLovell, Jacqueline | ( L ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Kanefsky, RolfeKanefsky, Rolfe | ( K ) | Directors | Stores | DVD | Video
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    4. The Erotic Dreams of Jeannie
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    ASIN: B000060MW0
    Release Date: 2002-04-30

    Product Description

    When the free world needs a hero, there's only one Secret Agent to call!

    He wasn't available so the free world's fate rests with Rod Steele Double-O-Fourteen!

    Arch-Villainess Tangerina is once again attempting to take over the world. But Rod Steele has a secret weapon he just doesn't know it yet.

    Rod Steele 0014: Saving the World Looking Good and Keeping His Martinis Dry.

    Special Features
  • Digitally mastered
  • Original theatrical trailer
  • Cast Biographies
  • Interactive menu
  • Scene index
  • Preview Attractions
  • Running Time 93 Min



    Format: DVD MOVIE

    Customer Reviews:

    4 out of 5 stars What were you expecting??.......2004-05-06

    If you are looking for a 'Genius' movie here, it's like looking for a humpback whale in a swimming pool... This movie is a modest, campy fun flick. Not too great, some jokes do fall flat, but overall I liked most of the jokes, and the visuals aren't bad either.

    5 out of 5 stars Comedy soft porn at its best!.......2004-01-15

    I rented this on video a few years ago with a group of friends, incorrectly titled "Sex Detective", and have been searching for it again ever since. I suspected "Sex Detective" was not the real name of the film, as it's about a spy, not a detective, but my search was fruitless - until today! I shall be ordering this film on DVD forthwith; it really is very funny and great to watch with a group of mates. The sex scenes are quite soft, but much better and more convincing than in a lot of comedy porn such as those Seduction Company ones. As a Bond spoof it's great; classic scenes include the one in which Rod fights a duel in a brothel using a pair of vibrators which are crossed on the wall, and the scene in which Q gives him a selection of low budget gadgets because his department is running out of money. Quality!

    3 out of 5 stars Rod Steele DVD suffers from stolen widescreen.......2003-03-05

    Yes, Bob Donovan does a cool Bond accent, but I'm still waiting for the proper DVD version of this film to appear. All we have now is a cheap pan-and-scan copy with the director's commentary drowned out by the loud audio of the main feature.

    It ends up like a fuzzy version of some late-night Cinemax thing from the 1980s, borrowing heavily from the spy caper humor of the old 1960s Ted Mark paperback series.

    Ironically, they also put out an unrated version, but they again went and butchered the picture in half, from widescreen down to standard screen. (Although I haven't heard if the audio on the director's commentary is similarly ruined on this version.)

    I thought this naughty little gem deserved much better DVD treatment than this, especially since it wouldn't have cost much more to provide it.

    The movie was originally shot in widescreen, so it could easily be reproduced as such. And it's simple enough to turn down the volume on audio track one, allowing you to hear audio track two. So why didn't they?

    Sounds like a case for agent Steele himself.

    1 out of 5 stars It Seemed Just Silly.......2003-01-19

    The James Bond voice is great, but that's about it for this show. The jokes are so trivial. I know it is supposed to be a mockery of Bond movies but it goes so far overboard it looses its humor. If you must, give it a shot, but be forewarned.

    1 out of 5 stars You've got to be careful..........2002-08-06

    ...when you do camp for camp's sake. It's really easy to get completely stupid, and that's what this movie is. Agreed, Robert Donovan does a *killer* Sean Connery impression, but it was essentially a one-joke movie, and that joke got kind of tired, kind of quick. I don't usually spend movie time talking on the phone, but I couldn't help it. I was bored, and wanted to let a friend know that John La Zar (Dr. Fez), who played Z-Man in "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" (are you looking for a campy sex-flick? Watch that instead, it's pure genius), was apparently alive and well, and none the worse for the time spent with Russ Meyer. Watch it if you'd like, but make sure you bring knitting, so you've got something to keep you occupied.
    Rod Steele 0014 You Only Live Until You Die
    Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    • What were you expecting??
    • Comedy soft porn at its best!
    • Rod Steele DVD suffers from stolen widescreen
    • It Seemed Just Silly
    • You've got to be careful...
    		 Rod Steele 0014 You Only Live Until You Die
    Starring: Robert Donovan , Sita Renne Thompson , John Lazar , De'Ann Power , and Gabriella Hall
    Director: Rolfe Kanefsky
    Manufacturer: New Concorde
    ProductGroup: DVD
    Binding: DVD

    GeneralGeneral | Action & Adventure | Genres | DVD | Video
    Comic ActionComic Action | Action & Adventure | Genres | DVD | Video
    GeneralGeneral | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video
    Sex ComediesSex Comedies | By Theme | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video
    GeneralGeneral | Parody & Spoof | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video
    Bauer, MichelleBauer, Michelle | ( B ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Collver, MarkCollver, Mark | ( C ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Hall, GabriellaHall, Gabriella | ( H ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Lauer, JustinLauer, Justin | ( L ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Lovell, JacquelineLovell, Jacqueline | ( L ) | Actors & Actresses | Stores | DVD | Video
    Kanefsky, RolfeKanefsky, Rolfe | ( K ) | Directors | Stores | DVD | Video
    DVDs Under $7.49DVDs Under $7.49 | Today's Deals in DVD | Special Features | DVD | Video
    ( R )( R ) | Titles | Features | DVD | Video
    Similar Items:
    1. The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man (Unrated Edition)
    2. Sex, Lies and Politics (Unrated Edition)
    3. The Ultimate Attraction
    4. The Erotic Dreams of Jeannie
    5. Legally Exposed (Unrated Edition)

    ASIN: B000060MVY
    Release Date: 2002-04-30

    Customer Reviews:

    4 out of 5 stars What were you expecting??.......2004-05-06

    If you are looking for a 'Genius' movie here, it's like looking for a humpback whale in a swimming pool... This movie is a modest, campy fun flick. Not too great, some jokes do fall flat, but overall I liked most of the jokes, and the visuals aren't bad either.

    5 out of 5 stars Comedy soft porn at its best!.......2004-01-15

    I rented this on video a few years ago with a group of friends, incorrectly titled "Sex Detective", and have been searching for it again ever since. I suspected "Sex Detective" was not the real name of the film, as it's about a spy, not a detective, but my search was fruitless - until today! I shall be ordering this film on DVD forthwith; it really is very funny and great to watch with a group of mates. The sex scenes are quite soft, but much better and more convincing than in a lot of comedy porn such as those Seduction Company ones. As a Bond spoof it's great; classic scenes include the one in which Rod fights a duel in a brothel using a pair of vibrators which are crossed on the wall, and the scene in which Q gives him a selection of low budget gadgets because his department is running out of money. Quality!

    3 out of 5 stars Rod Steele DVD suffers from stolen widescreen.......2003-03-05

    Yes, Bob Donovan does a cool Bond accent, but I'm still waiting for the proper DVD version of this film to appear. All we have now is a cheap pan-and-scan copy with the director's commentary drowned out by the loud audio of the main feature.

    It ends up like a fuzzy version of some late-night Cinemax thing from the 1980s, borrowing heavily from the spy caper humor of the old 1960s Ted Mark paperback series.

    Ironically, they also put out an unrated version, but they again went and butchered the picture in half, from widescreen down to standard screen. (Although I haven't heard if the audio on the director's commentary is similarly ruined on this version.)

    I thought this naughty little gem deserved much better DVD treatment than this, especially since it wouldn't have cost much more to provide it.

    The movie was originally shot in widescreen, so it could easily be reproduced as such. And it's simple enough to turn down the volume on audio track one, allowing you to hear audio track two. So why didn't they?

    Sounds like a case for agent Steele himself.

    1 out of 5 stars It Seemed Just Silly.......2003-01-19

    The James Bond voice is great, but that's about it for this show. The jokes are so trivial. I know it is supposed to be a mockery of Bond movies but it goes so far overboard it looses its humor. If you must, give it a shot, but be forewarned.

    1 out of 5 stars You've got to be careful..........2002-08-06

    ...when you do camp for camp's sake. It's really easy to get completely stupid, and that's what this movie is. Agreed, Robert Donovan does a *killer* Sean Connery impression, but it was essentially a one-joke movie, and that joke got kind of tired, kind of quick. I don't usually spend movie time talking on the phone, but I couldn't help it. I was bored, and wanted to let a friend know that John La Zar (Dr. Fez), who played Z-Man in "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" (are you looking for a campy sex-flick? Watch that instead, it's pure genius), was apparently alive and well, and none the worse for the time spent with Russ Meyer. Watch it if you'd like, but make sure you bring knitting, so you've got something to keep you occupied.

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