Sinderella and the Golden Bra / Goldilocks and the Three Bares (Something Weird)
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Sinderella And The Golden Bra (1964/ 73 minutes) - The classic fairy tale gets a nude overhaul when Sinderella and the Golden Bra replaces the glass slipper with gilded B-cups! Treated miserably by her hag stepmother and two ugly stepsisters, Derella would love to go to Prince David's masked ball but doesn't have a thing to wear. Her oddball Fairy Godfather (One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest's Sydney Lassick) gives her a magic gown good only until midnight, and sure enough, at midnight Derella flees and leaves her brassiere dangling from the prince's hand. If that ain't wacky enough, this is also -- brace yourself -- a musical! Goldilocks And The Three Bares (1963/ 69 minutes) - Suspicious of his girlfriend's weekend disappearances, "skin-diving singing sensation" Eddie Livingston has a screwball friend trail her to -- gasp! -- Sunshine Park, a Miami Nudist Camp, in Goldilocks and the Three Bares, an early skinflick from cult legends David F. Friedman (Trader Hornee) and Herschell Gordon Lewis (The Gruesome Twosome), in "Buffocolor" and "Seemorescope!"
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Sinderella and the Golden Bra / Goldilocks and the Three Bares (Something Weird)
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ASIN: B00008RH0U Release Date: 2003-05-20 |
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Sinderella And The Golden Bra (1964/ 73 minutes) - The classic fairy tale gets a nude overhaul when Sinderella and the Golden Bra replaces the glass slipper with gilded B-cups! Treated miserably by her hag stepmother and two ugly stepsisters, Derella would love to go to Prince David's masked ball but doesn't have a thing to wear. Her oddball Fairy Godfather (One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest's Sydney Lassick) gives her a magic gown good only until midnight, and sure enough, at midnight Derella flees and leaves her brassiere dangling from the prince's hand. If that ain't wacky enough, this is also -- brace yourself -- a musical! Goldilocks And The Three Bares (1963/ 69 minutes) - Suspicious of his girlfriend's weekend disappearances, "skin-diving singing sensation" Eddie Livingston has a screwball friend trail her to -- gasp! -- Sunshine Park, a Miami Nudist Camp, in Goldilocks and the Three Bares, an early skinflick from cult legends David F. Friedman (Trader Hornee) and Herschell Gordon Lewis (The Gruesome Twosome), in "Buffocolor" and "Seemorescope!"Customer Reviews:
Another Fun Disc from Something Weird.......2007-07-03
Softcore pain.......2003-11-09
fractured fairytales, Something Weird-style!.......2003-06-30
SINDERELLA AND THE GOLDEN BRA (directed by Loel Minardi): Beautiful Derella (Suzanne Sybele) is mistreated horribly by her evil Stepmother (Patricia Mayfield) and her two stepsisters Flossy (June Faith) and Fanny (Joan Lemo). When the handsome Prince David (Bill Gaskin) decides to throw a royal ball in search of a wife, Derella's 'Fairy Godfather' (Sydney Lassick - ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST) climbs through her window and gives her a beautiful new dress, a coach and a golden brassiere.
At the stroke of midnight, Derella flees, leaving the lovestruck Prince holding her gilded B-cups...so he decides to try the bra on all the eligible maidens in the land, to track down his beloved.
Totally campy, and oh-so-enjoyable. Believe it or not, the otherwise-crappy score includes a few delights, including Derella's "My Day is On It's Way" and the Stepsister's "Pity, It Couldn't Be You". The transfer of the film is the only blackspot, with a badly-damaged print on offer here (the only complete print in existence, apparently). Sound quality varies, with a distinct humming sound evident towards the end of the film.
GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BARES (directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis): Lovely Allison (played by B-movie starlet Vicki Miles) mysteriously leaves her boyfriend every weekend to attend a nudist camp. Not a lot of story on offer here but quite a bit of flesh, with Bill Kerwin, Rex Marlow, Mal Arnold, Delores Carlos and Craig Maudslay Jr. all getting into the act. The very first 'nudist-camp musical', it is quite enjoyable with a few good numbers like "Half a Dream" and "That Night When We Were Young". The print for the film is a thousand times better than the SINDERELLA print, coming directly from the original EastmanColor film-stocks. Colors are nicely-saturated and the 2-channel stereo mix serves its purpose. Turn on the audio commentary for yet another hilarious chat with David Friedman and Mike Vraney (joined by Frank Henenlotter).
But, for a real good time, skip GOLDILOCKS and head straight for the extra features. There are trailers for "Sinderella" and "Goldilocks", as well as trailers for "The Adventures of Lucky Pierre", "Boin-n-n-g!", "Bunny Yeager's Nude Camera", "Calendar Pin-Ups", "French Without Dressing", "Not Tonight Henry" and "She Should Have Stayed in Bed" (which features both Audrey Campbell and Gigi Darlene)
Even better are the fantastic short-subjects, which include:
CINDERELLA'S LOVE LESSON: 50's stripping-queen Lili St. Cyr plays a bored Cindy who is visited by a floating magic wand. Her stuffed cat is turned into a fur coat and she finds jewelry in her soup! At midnight all her clothes disappear in front of a very-shocked Prince. Utterly hilarious!
GOLDIELOCKS GOES GLAMOROUS: A young girl in a bikini wanders into a neighbor's backyard and takes a dip in their pool. She is then scared off by another bikini-clad lovely wearing a stuffed bear's head!
THIS DIARY BELONGS TO FANNY HILL: A lovely blonde Fanny recounts her day's adventures seducing men while posing in front of her mirror doing a striptease. (Directed by Barry Mahon).
NUDE IN THE WINDOW: Three bored New York girls devise ways how to catch the attention of a handsome male neighbor through their apartment window.
DOUBLE TROUBLE: Darlene Bennett (BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL) shares the screen with her sister Rita in this hilarious short where the 'grueseome twosome' switch places while seducing a prospective new boyfriend.
THE SUPER DREAMS: Extra-long featurette (27 minutes) about a bored janitor who envisions himself a producer auditioning several naked girls for a movie.
There's also a gallery of magazine covers set to the theme-music of BOOBY-TRAP.
For more Something Weird madness, I also recommend the double-features "The Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill/The Head Mistress", "Bad Girls Go to Hell/Another Day Another Man", "The Violent Years/Girl Gang"; and the triple-feature disc of "Olga's House of Shame/Olga's Dance Hall Girls/White Slaves of Chinatown".
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