Evil Alien Conquerors

Starring:Michael Weston, Diedrich Bader, Chris Parnell, Tyler Labine, Elden Henson, Beth Grant, Missy Yager, Phil LaMarr, Joel McCrary, Michael McShane, Martin Spanjers, Jacob Franchek, NiCole Robinson, Andrew Bilgore, Peter Sherayko, Tori Spelling
Director: Chris Matheson
Studio: Dej Productions Inc
Product Type: DVD

Average customer rating:

Silly Fun Movie
Might you have some Smirnoff Ice?
unbelievably funny
you just have to see it to believe it....

Evil Alien Conquerors
Director: Chris Matheson
Manufacturer: First Look Pictures
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ASIN: B000A2X3RK
Release Date: 2005-08-24

Customer Reviews:

Silly Fun Movie.......2006-03-01

Silly, stupid fun. Great viewing for a party. Tory Spellman in a role suited to her talent level. Unfortunately, the them song tends to stick in your head *laugh* though it is nice to hear Martha Davis again.

Might you have some Smirnoff Ice?.......2006-02-05

Wow!! This movie is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen! It was on HBO (or some other channel) and I was bored so I watched it. After the first minute, I knew had to TIVO it. I watched it two times that day because I had to force my roomates to watch it. It is laugh out loud funny and Diedrich Bader and Chris Parnell are perfect. They play two aliens from the planet Kabish aka Cabbage Land who are sent to behead every human on Earth. The catch? They have two days. Of course they are not as smart as they think they are and feel that it will be an easy mission. Buy this movie, you will not regret it!!!!

unbelievably funny.......2006-01-15

So you look at this movie and you say, "this has got to suck". Me too. Then I watched it. Words can not describe how funny this movie is. It's highly quotable and I've taken it on myself to throw several movie nights to introduce my friends to it. It's just one of those movies that fell through the cracks because it doesn't star one of the "hollywood elite" or pander to mainstream America. Do yourself a favor and see this!

you just have to see it to believe it...........2005-12-17

"That cow will pay for its insolence!" This movie is such a train wreck you have to see it more than once to understand and appreciate the overall hilarity of it all. I loved it!! But that doesn't mean much.

Average customer rating:

Brilliant
Totally Inane, A Bit Raunchy, Disturbingly Hilarious
YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY RON!!!
I love this movie...but the cow will pay!
WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS!!!!

Evil Alien Conquerors
Starring: Michael Weston , Diedrich Bader , Chris Parnell , Tyler Labine , and Elden Henson
Director: Chris Matheson
Manufacturer: Dej Productions
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ASIN: B00013F2L8
Release Date: 2004-02-03

Customer Reviews:

Brilliant.......2007-04-27

For this movie, the small budget is a blessing; just like for the original Clerks and the first two Monty Python movies. No one tried to hide the miniscule budget, they just do their best with what they have: pure comedy material. Some of the jokes are so bad and so original that you will lose your breath laughing. The theme song is priceless.

The plot is self-explanatory. Two guys are sent to Earth to conquer it in a few days. They have swords, and the entire human population to decapitate.

If you want to "experience art" (said with an arrogant and better-than-thou tone), avoid this movie. If you want to double over in laughter, get it.

Also, you can hear the theme song on the Myspace page of the band that created it, Nerf Herder (you will need to skip down the playlist a bit). If you have seen the movie, the song makes perfect sense.

Totally Inane, A Bit Raunchy, Disturbingly Hilarious.......2006-05-09

After being away for a week visiting my parents, what was the first thing my husband made me do my first evening back home? He plopped me down in front of the TV and pulled out his latest offering to the Bad Movie Idols, a completely inept B-grade-ish movie he stumbled across at the pawn shop: "Evil Alien Conquerors". By now, I am quite used to being forced to watch bad movies (my own fault since I knowingly married a MST3K fanatic), but I have to say EAC just about takes the cake--this is Bad Movie Heaven, yet somehow dismally hysterical within all of its sheer ineptitude.

Two Evil Alien Conquerors--"Mike" and "Doug" for all intents and purposes--are transported to Earth to decapitate everyone on the planet within two days, to prepare the way for world domination. This proves to be harder for these 'superior beings' to do than at first thought. Even with the help of Kenny, a twentyish fry guy who probably inhaled too many glue fumes in art class, the goal of decapitating the world's inhabitants seems impossible to achieve within a forty-eight hour time frame (even killing a cow is beyond the ability of our two unlikely 'heroes'). Throw in unexpected love, a gaggingly smut-mouthed and arrogant excuse for a roommate, and a one-hundred-foot tall giant named Kroker, and you have the recipe for a terribly silly and (grudgingly admitted) hysterical movie.

The first half of the movie is extremely goofy, with bits of uncomfortably raunchy dialogue that made me lift my eyebrows more than a few times and throw a Look toward my husband, but the second half made me crack a smile--and then giggle--and then I just couldn't stop laughing. (Kroker still thinking he was giant on Earth and telling everyone, just the same size he was, that he was going to crush them all with his "GIANT FEET!" was just so *awfully* stupid and consequently achingly funny...) And, like everyone else here has said already, the rendition of the Evil Alien Conqueror theme song that plays during the ending credits just rocks--it is so cool, and it gets stuck in your head, and then you're singing the most asinine lyrics in the world. I'd love to find the soundtrack somewhere...

"Evil Alien Conquerors" is not really a family movie by my standards (I'd shoo the kiddies out of the room for a lot of Kenny's roommate's bedroom-pompous dialogue), but definitely it is a low-budget comedy that's just so bad it's hysterical. Who thought this movie up? It's like "Coneheads" meets "Mom and Dad Save the World". Don't you hate it how good bad movies can be?

YOU WILL DIE IN AGONY RON!!!.......2005-12-03

You'll either love or you'll hate, but THIS MOVIE IS HILARIOUS!!!! This movie takes stupid comedy to the next level. The story follows 2 idiot alien invaders sent to Earth from the planet Cabbige. Mi'ike, & Do'ug need to destroy the human race in like 48 hours or another big alien named Kroger will eat them. Now had the makers of this film taken this plot seriously this movie woulda sucked, they didn't though and what ensues is pure comic genious. Seriously, "Stupid Funny" has never been done so good. I've tried to show off this movie to alot of different people, and the reactions afterwards are always mixed, people either get it, or they don't. I hope you'll get it, this movie is bound to be a classic.

I love this movie...but the cow will pay!.......2005-10-08

What Evil Alien Conquerors reminds me of more than anything are the skits that used to be on Saturday Night Live in its first year. (My Gawd - has it been 30 YEARS already?) Especially the ones with Ackroyd & Belushi, god bless them. Totally silly but completely & unself-consciously on-target.

All the principals are just great. Diedrich Bader reminds me more than a little of Kelsey Grammer in his prime. There's something almost heroic in Tyler Labine's performance as Croker. The sets are perfect, even the title song is catchy.

Wow, I'd give everybody a copy of this if I was rich as Gates. Cheer everyone up.

But...the cow must pay!

WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS!!!!.......2005-09-23

I loved this movie I don't care what anybody else says.This is the best comedy I've seen in years and easily upstages most mainstream comedies.When I first saw it I was laughing so hard my ribs hurt.I knew I had to have it.This is definitely a must see.Don't let the low budget get to you this movie is entertaining.

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