Scary Movie 3 (Widescreen Edition)

Starring:Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Marny Eng, Charlie Sheen, Simon Rex, Jianna Ballard, Jeremy Piven, Anna Faris, Timothy Stack, Elaine Klimaszewski, Diane Klimaszewski, Camryn Manheim, Drew Mikuska, Regina Hall, Darrell Hammond, Anthony Anderson, Dexter Bell, Kevin Hart, Dame Lee, Doron Bell
Director: David Zucker
Studio: Miramax Home Entertainment
Product Type: DVD

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This freewheeling parody tosses horror movies, Eminem, The Matrix, and much more into a cinematic blender. Scary Movie 3 centers around Cindy (Anna Faris, Lost in Translation), a bubble-headed young newscaster who believes that a deadly videotape has some mysterious connection to the aliens who've been making crop circles in the cornfield of a local farmer (Charlie Sheen, Young Guns), whose brother (Simon Rex) hopes to win a local rap contest. Along for the ride are Queen Latifah, George Carlin, Anthony Anderson, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Jeremy Piven, Camryn Manheim, Ja Rule, dozens of rap stars, and Leslie Nielsen as the President of the U.S. No need to have seen the first two Scary Movie flicks--though a few of the characters recur, the movie leapfrogs from gag to goofy gag, plundering The Ring, Signs, and The Others as needed. Silly and slapdash, but with a decent dose of laughs. --Bret Fetzer

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Now, add to your comedy collection the unrated Collector's Series version of SCARY MOVIE 3, the outrageous motion picture that had both moviegoers and critics crying ... from laughter! Charlie Sheen (TWO AND A HALF MEN), Anna Faris (SCARY MOVIE 1 & 2), Eddie Griffin (MY BABY'S DADDY), Queen Latifah (CHICAGO), Regina Hall (SCARY MOVIE 1 & 2), and Denise Richards (UNDERCOVER BROTHER) take SCARY MOVIE 3.5 to new levels of twisted comedy. With the help of nonstop celebrity cameos -- including Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, George Carlin, Leslie Nielsen, and a who's who of rap artists -- thrillers, blockbusters, and pop culture get their best goosing yet. Rapid-fire jokes and funny bone-chilling suspense are sure signs this outrageous comedy will have you laughing your head off ... once you experience this longer, funnier, and more explicit unrated version!~~~

Customer Reviews:

Signs meets Sixth Sense meets Abrams.......2007-06-11

Scary Movie 3 is the best of the 4 out there! I love Signs and this movie is a great knock-off of it and Sixth Sense. If you love the spoofs, this one is a must-have also! Get the popcorn out!!

Scary Movie or Dumb Comedy? .......2007-03-13

Well there both. This film has some original characters from the first two movies, but new ones that makes this film almost a two star film. After I saw the second "Scary Movie" I thought Whoa, this is a load of crap. When I heard they were going to make another one, I almost didn't go, but I like the "Naked Gun" movies and decided to go. I still like the characters Cindy and Brenda and the movies new humor. What I don't like is its dumb characters (like the president) who's jokes are plain dumb (the pee coming out of the finger).

I love these movie!!!.......2006-11-27

The scary movie franchise keeps getting better, come on pt.4 Charlie sheen/MJ fight scene is worth the price of admission alone!

Alien lifeforms watch Pootie Tang!!!.......2006-09-04

This movie really saw the Signs
It circled round The Ring
Then reloaded the Matrix
And went battle rapping

It seems there was an evil tape
That was in circulation
In seven days you wound up dead
Amid much tribulation

Cindy found out that the tape
Came from the Architect
He mixed it up with Pootie Tang
Another movie wreck

Charlie Sheen mocked Mel Gibson
A fallen village pastor
His better half got cut in two
(a marital disaster)

With square crop circles in his field
And a girl drowned in a well
Charlie's got real problems
And he's seen his share of hell

One thing about this movie
It'll never leave you cold
It even has three stars who made
The Playboy centerfold

Amanda Richards, September 3, 2006

Best Scary Movie.......2006-08-31

Scary Movie 3 is best followed by #4 and then #1 and then #2.

Average customer rating:

Signs meets Sixth Sense meets Abrams
Scary Movie or Dumb Comedy?
I love these movie!!!
Alien lifeforms watch Pootie Tang!!!
Best Scary Movie

Scary Movie 3 (Widescreen Edition)
Starring: Pamela Anderson , Jenny McCarthy , Marny Eng , Charlie Sheen , and Simon Rex
Director: David Zucker
Manufacturer: Miramax Home Entertainment
ProductGroup: DVD
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Release Date: 2004-05-11

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Customer Reviews:

Signs meets Sixth Sense meets Abrams.......2007-06-11

Scary Movie 3 is the best of the 4 out there! I love Signs and this movie is a great knock-off of it and Sixth Sense. If you love the spoofs, this one is a must-have also! Get the popcorn out!!

Scary Movie or Dumb Comedy? .......2007-03-13

I love these movie!!!.......2006-11-27

The scary movie franchise keeps getting better, come on pt.4 Charlie sheen/MJ fight scene is worth the price of admission alone!

Alien lifeforms watch Pootie Tang!!!.......2006-09-04

Best Scary Movie.......2006-08-31

Scary Movie 3 is best followed by #4 and then #1 and then #2.

Average customer rating:

Signs meets Sixth Sense meets Abrams
Scary Movie or Dumb Comedy?
I love these movie!!!
Alien lifeforms watch Pootie Tang!!!
Best Scary Movie

Scary Movie 3 (Full Screen Edition)
Starring: Pamela Anderson , Jenny McCarthy , Marny Eng , Charlie Sheen , and Simon Rex
Director: David Zucker
Manufacturer: Miramax Home Entertainment
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

General | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video

Slapstick | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video

General | Horror | Genres | DVD | Video

DVDs Under $7.49 | Today's Deals in DVD | Special Features | DVD | Video

( S ) | Titles | Features | DVD | Video
Similar Items:

Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 4 (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Date Movie (Unrated Edition)
Not Another Teen Movie (Unrated Director's Cut)

ASIN: B0001AW0IE
Release Date: 2004-05-11

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Customer Reviews:

Signs meets Sixth Sense meets Abrams.......2007-06-11

Scary Movie 3 is the best of the 4 out there! I love Signs and this movie is a great knock-off of it and Sixth Sense. If you love the spoofs, this one is a must-have also! Get the popcorn out!!

Scary Movie or Dumb Comedy? .......2007-03-13

I love these movie!!!.......2006-11-27

The scary movie franchise keeps getting better, come on pt.4 Charlie sheen/MJ fight scene is worth the price of admission alone!

Alien lifeforms watch Pootie Tang!!!.......2006-09-04

Best Scary Movie.......2006-08-31

Scary Movie 3 is best followed by #4 and then #1 and then #2.

Average customer rating:

Signs meets Sixth Sense meets Abrams
Scary Movie or Dumb Comedy?
I love these movie!!!
Alien lifeforms watch Pootie Tang!!!
Best Scary Movie

Scary Movie 3 [Region 2]
Starring: Pamela Anderson , Jenny McCarthy , Marny Eng , Charlie Sheen , and Simon Rex
Director: David Zucker
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

General | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video

( S ) | Titles | Features | DVD | Video
Similar Items:

Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 4 (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Date Movie (Unrated Edition)
Not Another Teen Movie (Unrated Director's Cut)

ASIN: B0001XLY8I

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Customer Reviews:

Signs meets Sixth Sense meets Abrams.......2007-06-11

Scary Movie 3 is the best of the 4 out there! I love Signs and this movie is a great knock-off of it and Sixth Sense. If you love the spoofs, this one is a must-have also! Get the popcorn out!!

Scary Movie or Dumb Comedy? .......2007-03-13

I love these movie!!!.......2006-11-27

The scary movie franchise keeps getting better, come on pt.4 Charlie sheen/MJ fight scene is worth the price of admission alone!

Alien lifeforms watch Pootie Tang!!!.......2006-09-04

Best Scary Movie.......2006-08-31

Scary Movie 3 is best followed by #4 and then #1 and then #2.

Average customer rating:

Scary Movie 3.5
Starring: Scary Movie
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B000CCSI0U
Release Date: 2006-01-31

Average customer rating:

BETTER THAN "SCARY MOVIE 2"...

Scary Movie 3 [Region 2]

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Binding: DVD

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Customer Reviews:

BETTER THAN "SCARY MOVIE 2"..........2006-06-07

"Scary Movie 3" parodies a number of scare flicks. Viewer who have seen certain movies, such as "Signs", "The Ring", and "The Matrix", will better understand some of the jokes and sight gags around which the thin story line revolves. Unfortunately, the film loses some of its focus, as it digresses into a parody of Eminem's film "8 Mile", which is not a scary movie. Still, the movie has an impressive cast, boasting such luminaries as Pamela Anderson and her pneumatic breasts, Jenny McCarthy, Charlie Sheen, Camryn Manheim, Jeremy Piven, Anna Faris, Simon Rex, George Carlin, Queen Latifah, Leslie Nielsen, Simon Cowell (as himself), and a whole slew of music stars, including Macy Gray ( as herself).

The plot line is quite thin, however, as it revolves around a cute, air headed reporter, Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris), who is interested in the crop circles found on the farm of a former clergyman named Tom (Charlie Sheen), who lives on the farm with his brother, George (Simon Rex), a budding would be rapper. Cindy believes that the aliens who made the crop circles have a connection to a mysterious video tape that ensures the death of its viewer within seven days. The President of the United States (Leslie Nielsen) becomes involved in this falderal, when alien invasion seems imminent.

This movie is not for everyone. It has some really funny moments, such as Simon Cowell's turn as a music critic in a rap club, where he finally gets his just desserts. Queen Latifah is terrific as "The Oracle", as is George Carlin as "The Architect". Leslie Nielsen reigns supreme as our daffy president. The interjection of a Michael Jackson look-a-like is pretty funny, though I am sure Michael Jackson himself would disagree, as the pedophile innuendo is, indeed, a little jarring. One of the children in the film, Cody (Drew Mikuska), who has a number of funny moments due to his ability to read minds, is likewise subject to a lot of outright physical violence in the movie, a concept that I found very disturbing and not at all funny.

There is, however, quite a bit of slapstick and a lot of sight gags. Everything is fair game. I think that the movie would have been a lot better had it kept its original focus and not digressed into a parody of "8 Mile", as it diluted the premise of the film. This film is almost as funny as the first Scary Movie and funnier than the second one, though that is not saying much. Everyone gives excellent performances. The problem with the film is that it ends up being neither fish nor fowl. So, it ultimately is not as good as it should have been, given the cast with which it is blessed.

The DVD has excellent audio and visuals. It provides the usual film commentary, as well as quite a number of deleted scenes with commentary. There is also an alternate ending in which a parody of the Hulk is interjected. All I can say is that it is a good thing that another ending was filmed. The bottom line is that one should rent this film before buying it.

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