Jackie Chan: Fantasy Mission Force

Starring:Jackie Chan, Brigitte Lin, Yu Wang, Yueh Sun, Tao Da Way, Fang Jung, Shiu Bu Lia, Gou Ling Feng, Adam Cheng, Ling Chang
Director: Yin-Ping Chu
Studio: Madacy Entertainment
Product Type: DVD
Editorial Review:
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Jackie Chan makes a brief guest appearance in this surreally goofy action comedy, a high-spirited shambles from 1982 that hovers awkwardly somewhere between Monty Python and The Three Stooges. When all else fails, cult director Chu Yen-ping (Island of Fire) resorts to exploding cigars, guys making funny faces, men dressed in women's clothing, even a ghost or two. The nominal star, '70s kung fu veteran Wang Yu (The One-Armed Swordsman), is an Allied agent assembling a troupe of commandos for a mission behind enemy lines during World War II. (Although the landscape is obviously Asian, there are Hogan's Heroes-style Nazis scampering through the jungle.) Every member of this movie's mismatched clown-squad seems to hail from a different planet, including one inexplicable fellow who looks like an Elvis impersonator in a kilt. Most of the exhilarating action is handled by the glorious Brigitte Lin Ching-hsia, from Peking Opera Blues and The Bride with White Hair, who kicks heads and looks smashing in a red-and-black-leather jumpsuit. --David Chute
Average customer rating:
- Great Trash
- GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!
- An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should
- What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan.
- UH!!!
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Fantasy Mission Force
Starring: Jackie Chan , Brigitte Lin , Yu Wang , Yueh Sun , and Tao Da Way
Director: Jackie Chan , and Yin-Ping Chu
Manufacturer: Beverly Wilshire
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- The 36 Crazy Fists
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ASIN: B00004TYBZ
Release Date: 2000-05-15 |
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Jackie Chan makes a brief guest appearance in this surreally goofy action comedy, a high-spirited shambles from 1982 that hovers awkwardly somewhere between Monty Python and The Three Stooges. When all else fails, cult director Chu Yen-ping (Island of Fire) resorts to exploding cigars, guys making funny faces, men dressed in women's clothing, even a ghost or two. The nominal star, '70s kung fu veteran Wang Yu (The One-Armed Swordsman), is an Allied agent assembling a troupe of commandos for a mission behind enemy lines during World War II. (Although the landscape is obviously Asian, there are Hogan's Heroes-style Nazis scampering through the jungle.) Every member of this movie's mismatched clown-squad seems to hail from a different planet, including one inexplicable fellow who looks like an Elvis impersonator in a kilt. Most of the exhilarating action is handled by the glorious Brigitte Lin Ching-hsia, from Peking Opera Blues and The Bride with White Hair, who kicks heads and looks smashing in a red-and-black-leather jumpsuit. --David Chute
Customer Reviews:
Great Trash.......2006-12-16
Pauline Kael once said that movies are so rarely art, that if you can't enjoy great trash, there is not much point for one to go to the movies. Well, this demented film is trash of the greatest order, a movie so bad it's wonderful. It stars Hong Kong luminaries Jackie Chan (in a small role, despite its prominent billing role) and Brigitte Lin, and unlike Ed Wood movies, this film is deliberately bad, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining.
GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!.......2006-07-04
One of the best B-movies, crazy kung-fu, WW2-ish, fantasy. Truly bizarre plot, nazis & japanese attack ;? canada? capture 4 generals - one from france, one from England, one from Africa, and one from america - Abraham Lincoln!, take them to Luxumboug! the army choses guy captain to form a team to rescue them. including the escape artist guy, the explosives guy, the old west Elvis impersonator guy, his psycho girlfriend, weird asian Scottish highlander guy, and his sidekick dressing in roman armor. Jackie Chan is a theif the team runs into and he helps - some. they are captured by Amazones, escape a haunted house, and finally have a show down with the 70's car chariot riding Nazis & Japs. Most everyone dies. Jackie revenges them. bizzare and sureal plot, quite a bit of good kung-fu action. lots of B-movie sets, and costumes. just great! taking it for what it is
An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should.......2005-08-12
Bottom line: Jackie Chan owed Jimmy Wang Yu a favor, but apparently so do a lot of people. I wouldn't recommend this movie, but do recommend reading about how it came about in Jackie's autobiography "I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action".
What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan. .......2005-03-27
Last June I had an operation and I was on morphine for several days. This movie could have been a weird dreams I had. It certainly isn't entertaining, intelligent, functional, or anything. It makes no sense, has no humor, has very little action, has no point and goes downhill from worthless. A few minutes into the movie, it turns into something else and has no explanation how it got there.
It reminds me of some of the stories I have heard of movie albums that were required under a contract even though the singer/band was fed up with the company. They come up with the absolute worst album they could come up with. This movie could fit into that category. It is painful to watch even a few minutes.
For the person who put this in the same category as Naked Gun, I disagree.
UH!!!.......2004-06-18
Could someone tell me what this movie is about. No one that's what I though. There is magic in this movie the person that does Jackie's voice must have swalloed helium before he did Jackie's voice, Jackie is there for two seconds the quality sounds awful and so do the gun shots and the back cover is not even straight. so please DON'T REMIND ME OF THIS MOVIE AGAIN and for your sake DON'T BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Average customer rating:
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Master With Cracked Fingers/Fantasy Mission Force
Starring: Jackie Chan , Siu Tien Yuen , Dean Shek , Kwok Choi Hon , and Biao Yuen
Director: Chu Mu , and Yin-Ping Chu
Manufacturer: Madacy Records
ProductGroup: DVD
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ASIN: B00004YRIQ
Release Date: 2000-09-05 |
Average customer rating:
- Terrible
- Master With Cracked Fingers/Fantasy Mission Force
- Jackie Chan Value
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Master With Cracked Fingers/Fantasy Mission Force
Starring: Jackie Chan
Manufacturer: Madacy Records
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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ASIN: B00004YRIP
Release Date: 2000-09-05 |
Customer Reviews:
Terrible.......2003-10-11
I gave this 2 stars only because of Jackie Chan's presence. But then, he really isn't in all of "Master With Cracked Fingers". Apparently the filmmakers ran out of money and then tried to finish the film later, but Jackie is not in the whole movie. They substitute a very obvious imposter for him in many scenes. It is so obvious that it makes the story hard to follow, since from time to time a different character appears.
Both films are in 4:3 format, and look like they were taken from bad VHS masters. They look and sound horrible. No matter how much you love Jackie (and I do), avoid this set!
Master With Cracked Fingers/Fantasy Mission Force.......2001-02-25
The dialogue is not completely audible and the DVD transfer is a mess. There are constant screen artifacts that plagues both movies throughout. The Fantasy Mission Force movie is basically a cameo appearance for Jackie Chan. The Chinese to English translation dubbing wasn't translated corrected and turned what you can hear into a lame attempt at humor. Master With Cracked Fingers was advertised as Jackie Chan's first staring role. It is too bad this DVD was made so badly. I seen it sold at Best Buy . . .
Jackie Chan Value.......2000-12-23
This is good old fashioned Jackie Chan Fun And it is at a great price. If you are a Jackie fan then this is a great addition to your collection
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Jackie Chan: Action 3 Pack: Fantasy Mission Force/Young Tiger/Heroine
Starring: Jackie Chan Action Pack
Manufacturer: Brentwood Home Video
ProductGroup: DVD
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ASIN: B000JLTS7G
Release Date: 2006-12-26 |
Average customer rating:
- Great Trash
- GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!
- An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should
- What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan.
- UH!!!
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Fantasy Mission Force
Starring: Jackie Chan , Brigitte Lin , Yu Wang , Yueh Sun , and Tao Da Way
Director: Yin-Ping Chu
Manufacturer: UAV Entertainment
ProductGroup: DVD
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- Master With Cracked Fingers
- Heart of Dragon
- Battle Creek Brawl
- Magnificent Bodyguards
ASIN: B00005UW98
Release Date: 1999-12-28 |
Amazon.com
Jackie Chan makes a brief guest appearance in this surreally goofy action comedy, a high-spirited shambles from 1982 that hovers awkwardly somewhere between Monty Python and The Three Stooges. When all else fails, cult director Chu Yen-ping (Island of Fire) resorts to exploding cigars, guys making funny faces, men dressed in women's clothing, even a ghost or two. The nominal star, '70s kung fu veteran Wang Yu (The One-Armed Swordsman), is an Allied agent assembling a troupe of commandos for a mission behind enemy lines during World War II. (Although the landscape is obviously Asian, there are Hogan's Heroes-style Nazis scampering through the jungle.) Every member of this movie's mismatched clown-squad seems to hail from a different planet, including one inexplicable fellow who looks like an Elvis impersonator in a kilt. Most of the exhilarating action is handled by the glorious Brigitte Lin Ching-hsia, from Peking Opera Blues and The Bride with White Hair, who kicks heads and looks smashing in a red-and-black-leather jumpsuit. --David Chute
Customer Reviews:
Great Trash.......2006-12-16
Pauline Kael once said that movies are so rarely art, that if you can't enjoy great trash, there is not much point for one to go to the movies. Well, this demented film is trash of the greatest order, a movie so bad it's wonderful. It stars Hong Kong luminaries Jackie Chan (in a small role, despite its prominent billing role) and Brigitte Lin, and unlike Ed Wood movies, this film is deliberately bad, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining.
GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!.......2006-07-04
One of the best B-movies, crazy kung-fu, WW2-ish, fantasy. Truly bizarre plot, nazis & japanese attack ;? canada? capture 4 generals - one from france, one from England, one from Africa, and one from america - Abraham Lincoln!, take them to Luxumboug! the army choses guy captain to form a team to rescue them. including the escape artist guy, the explosives guy, the old west Elvis impersonator guy, his psycho girlfriend, weird asian Scottish highlander guy, and his sidekick dressing in roman armor. Jackie Chan is a theif the team runs into and he helps - some. they are captured by Amazones, escape a haunted house, and finally have a show down with the 70's car chariot riding Nazis & Japs. Most everyone dies. Jackie revenges them. bizzare and sureal plot, quite a bit of good kung-fu action. lots of B-movie sets, and costumes. just great! taking it for what it is
An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should.......2005-08-12
Bottom line: Jackie Chan owed Jimmy Wang Yu a favor, but apparently so do a lot of people. I wouldn't recommend this movie, but do recommend reading about how it came about in Jackie's autobiography "I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action".
What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan. .......2005-03-27
Last June I had an operation and I was on morphine for several days. This movie could have been a weird dreams I had. It certainly isn't entertaining, intelligent, functional, or anything. It makes no sense, has no humor, has very little action, has no point and goes downhill from worthless. A few minutes into the movie, it turns into something else and has no explanation how it got there.
It reminds me of some of the stories I have heard of movie albums that were required under a contract even though the singer/band was fed up with the company. They come up with the absolute worst album they could come up with. This movie could fit into that category. It is painful to watch even a few minutes.
For the person who put this in the same category as Naked Gun, I disagree.
UH!!!.......2004-06-18
Could someone tell me what this movie is about. No one that's what I though. There is magic in this movie the person that does Jackie's voice must have swalloed helium before he did Jackie's voice, Jackie is there for two seconds the quality sounds awful and so do the gun shots and the back cover is not even straight. so please DON'T REMIND ME OF THIS MOVIE AGAIN and for your sake DON'T BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Average customer rating:
- Great Trash
- GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!
- An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should
- What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan.
- UH!!!
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Fantasy Mission Force
Starring: Jackie Chan , Brigitte Lin , Yu Wang , Yueh Sun , and Tao Da Way
Director: Yin-Ping Chu
Manufacturer: United American Video
ProductGroup: DVD
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- The 36 Crazy Fists
- Master With Cracked Fingers
- Heart of Dragon
- Battle Creek Brawl
- Magnificent Bodyguards
ASIN: B00000IBTW
Release Date: 1999-06-15 |
Amazon.com
Jackie Chan makes a brief guest appearance in this surreally goofy action comedy, a high-spirited shambles from 1982 that hovers awkwardly somewhere between Monty Python and The Three Stooges. When all else fails, cult director Chu Yen-ping (Island of Fire) resorts to exploding cigars, guys making funny faces, men dressed in women's clothing, even a ghost or two. The nominal star, '70s kung fu veteran Wang Yu (The One-Armed Swordsman), is an Allied agent assembling a troupe of commandos for a mission behind enemy lines during World War II. (Although the landscape is obviously Asian, there are Hogan's Heroes-style Nazis scampering through the jungle.) Every member of this movie's mismatched clown-squad seems to hail from a different planet, including one inexplicable fellow who looks like an Elvis impersonator in a kilt. Most of the exhilarating action is handled by the glorious Brigitte Lin Ching-hsia, from Peking Opera Blues and The Bride with White Hair, who kicks heads and looks smashing in a red-and-black-leather jumpsuit. --David Chute
Customer Reviews:
Great Trash.......2006-12-16
Pauline Kael once said that movies are so rarely art, that if you can't enjoy great trash, there is not much point for one to go to the movies. Well, this demented film is trash of the greatest order, a movie so bad it's wonderful. It stars Hong Kong luminaries Jackie Chan (in a small role, despite its prominent billing role) and Brigitte Lin, and unlike Ed Wood movies, this film is deliberately bad, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining.
GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!.......2006-07-04
One of the best B-movies, crazy kung-fu, WW2-ish, fantasy. Truly bizarre plot, nazis & japanese attack ;? canada? capture 4 generals - one from france, one from England, one from Africa, and one from america - Abraham Lincoln!, take them to Luxumboug! the army choses guy captain to form a team to rescue them. including the escape artist guy, the explosives guy, the old west Elvis impersonator guy, his psycho girlfriend, weird asian Scottish highlander guy, and his sidekick dressing in roman armor. Jackie Chan is a theif the team runs into and he helps - some. they are captured by Amazones, escape a haunted house, and finally have a show down with the 70's car chariot riding Nazis & Japs. Most everyone dies. Jackie revenges them. bizzare and sureal plot, quite a bit of good kung-fu action. lots of B-movie sets, and costumes. just great! taking it for what it is
An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should.......2005-08-12
Bottom line: Jackie Chan owed Jimmy Wang Yu a favor, but apparently so do a lot of people. I wouldn't recommend this movie, but do recommend reading about how it came about in Jackie's autobiography "I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action".
What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan. .......2005-03-27
Last June I had an operation and I was on morphine for several days. This movie could have been a weird dreams I had. It certainly isn't entertaining, intelligent, functional, or anything. It makes no sense, has no humor, has very little action, has no point and goes downhill from worthless. A few minutes into the movie, it turns into something else and has no explanation how it got there.
It reminds me of some of the stories I have heard of movie albums that were required under a contract even though the singer/band was fed up with the company. They come up with the absolute worst album they could come up with. This movie could fit into that category. It is painful to watch even a few minutes.
For the person who put this in the same category as Naked Gun, I disagree.
UH!!!.......2004-06-18
Could someone tell me what this movie is about. No one that's what I though. There is magic in this movie the person that does Jackie's voice must have swalloed helium before he did Jackie's voice, Jackie is there for two seconds the quality sounds awful and so do the gun shots and the back cover is not even straight. so please DON'T REMIND ME OF THIS MOVIE AGAIN and for your sake DON'T BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Average customer rating:
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Fantasy Mission Force
Director: Yin-Ping Chu
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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ASIN: B000P753TG |
Product Description
In the hight of World War II, Japanese forces manage to capture a key group of Western generals. Sammy (jackie Chan) joins a team of commando warriors tasked to get the prisoners back. Along the way, they face challenges and fight battles that you'll have to see to believe!
Average customer rating:
- I now have a new top 3...
- Hoax wrapped in what seems like a quality 3-Pack
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Rumble in Hong Kong/ Master with Cracked Fingers/ Fantasy Mission Force
Starring: Qiu Yuen , Charlie Chin , Jackie Chan , Fung Yi , and Gam Woo
Director: Hdeng Tsu , Woo-ping Yuen , and Yin-Ping Chu
Manufacturer: Madacy Records
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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ASIN: B00004T3CU
Release Date: 2000-09-05 |
Customer Reviews:
I now have a new top 3..........2002-02-12
in the top 5 WORST DVD TRANSFERS I OWN!!!
This set is absolutely the pits, it's awful the quality is unwatchable, Fantasy mission force has not only film errors but also video lines and colourerrors with the picture shifting up and down. I've watched all three dvds they are all as bad they all look like EP copies of EP bootleg tapes of work prints DO NOT! I repeat DO NOT BUY THIS SET! It is awful it is even worse than the Slipstream DVD and the UK DVD of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, this beats them all hands down in terms of ....
Hoax wrapped in what seems like a quality 3-Pack.......2000-10-04
I ordered The DVD "Jackie Chan 3-Pack" [DVD] only because it was supposed to include the movie "Drunken Master", a real classic I have been on the lookout ever since I got into DVDs. The "Jackie Chan 3-Pack" are 3 DVDs handsomely packed and the discs themselves are attractively overprinted, but alas, even though in one place "Drunken Master" is mentioned, it is not in this pack. What the pack really includes are three DVDs of the worst quality imaginable!!! Even worse than than a 4 time re-recorded Video tape movie re-recorded on some inferior quality tape!!! My disappointment was replaced by a feeling of insult and and I was overcome by the impulse to quietly discard these DVDs deep down at the bottom of the garbage can. Actually I took a chance ordering these DVDs because nowhere was there any information about them on the web only the vague mentioning of the "drunken Master" as being one of the pack. Which of course it is not!!! Now maybe other Jackie Chan fans will know better.
Average customer rating:
- Great Trash
- GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!
- An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should
- What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan.
- UH!!!
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Fantasy Mission Force
Starring: Jackie Chan , Brigitte Lin , Yu Wang , Yueh Sun , and Tao Da Way
Director: Yin-Ping Chu
Manufacturer: United American
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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Chan, Jackie
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Lin, Brigitte
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| Actors & Actresses
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4-for-3 All DVDs
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| DVD
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Hong Kong
| Asian Cinema
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| By Genre
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DVDs Under $9.99
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- The 36 Crazy Fists
- Master With Cracked Fingers
- Heart of Dragon
- Battle Creek Brawl
- Magnificent Bodyguards
ASIN: B00005R25L
Release Date: 1999-12-28 |
Amazon.com
Jackie Chan makes a brief guest appearance in this surreally goofy action comedy, a high-spirited shambles from 1982 that hovers awkwardly somewhere between Monty Python and The Three Stooges. When all else fails, cult director Chu Yen-ping (Island of Fire) resorts to exploding cigars, guys making funny faces, men dressed in women's clothing, even a ghost or two. The nominal star, '70s kung fu veteran Wang Yu (The One-Armed Swordsman), is an Allied agent assembling a troupe of commandos for a mission behind enemy lines during World War II. (Although the landscape is obviously Asian, there are Hogan's Heroes-style Nazis scampering through the jungle.) Every member of this movie's mismatched clown-squad seems to hail from a different planet, including one inexplicable fellow who looks like an Elvis impersonator in a kilt. Most of the exhilarating action is handled by the glorious Brigitte Lin Ching-hsia, from Peking Opera Blues and The Bride with White Hair, who kicks heads and looks smashing in a red-and-black-leather jumpsuit. --David Chute
Customer Reviews:
Great Trash.......2006-12-16
Pauline Kael once said that movies are so rarely art, that if you can't enjoy great trash, there is not much point for one to go to the movies. Well, this demented film is trash of the greatest order, a movie so bad it's wonderful. It stars Hong Kong luminaries Jackie Chan (in a small role, despite its prominent billing role) and Brigitte Lin, and unlike Ed Wood movies, this film is deliberately bad, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining.
GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!.......2006-07-04
One of the best B-movies, crazy kung-fu, WW2-ish, fantasy. Truly bizarre plot, nazis & japanese attack ;? canada? capture 4 generals - one from france, one from England, one from Africa, and one from america - Abraham Lincoln!, take them to Luxumboug! the army choses guy captain to form a team to rescue them. including the escape artist guy, the explosives guy, the old west Elvis impersonator guy, his psycho girlfriend, weird asian Scottish highlander guy, and his sidekick dressing in roman armor. Jackie Chan is a theif the team runs into and he helps - some. they are captured by Amazones, escape a haunted house, and finally have a show down with the 70's car chariot riding Nazis & Japs. Most everyone dies. Jackie revenges them. bizzare and sureal plot, quite a bit of good kung-fu action. lots of B-movie sets, and costumes. just great! taking it for what it is
An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should.......2005-08-12
Bottom line: Jackie Chan owed Jimmy Wang Yu a favor, but apparently so do a lot of people. I wouldn't recommend this movie, but do recommend reading about how it came about in Jackie's autobiography "I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action".
What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan. .......2005-03-27
Last June I had an operation and I was on morphine for several days. This movie could have been a weird dreams I had. It certainly isn't entertaining, intelligent, functional, or anything. It makes no sense, has no humor, has very little action, has no point and goes downhill from worthless. A few minutes into the movie, it turns into something else and has no explanation how it got there.
It reminds me of some of the stories I have heard of movie albums that were required under a contract even though the singer/band was fed up with the company. They come up with the absolute worst album they could come up with. This movie could fit into that category. It is painful to watch even a few minutes.
For the person who put this in the same category as Naked Gun, I disagree.
UH!!!.......2004-06-18
Could someone tell me what this movie is about. No one that's what I though. There is magic in this movie the person that does Jackie's voice must have swalloed helium before he did Jackie's voice, Jackie is there for two seconds the quality sounds awful and so do the gun shots and the back cover is not even straight. so please DON'T REMIND ME OF THIS MOVIE AGAIN and for your sake DON'T BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Average customer rating:
- Great Trash
- GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!
- An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should
- What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan.
- UH!!!
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Fantasy Mission Force
Starring: Jackie Chan , Brigitte Lin , Yu Wang , Yueh Sun , and Tao Da Way
Director: Yin-Ping Chu
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Release Date: 2001-06-06 |
Amazon.com
Jackie Chan makes a brief guest appearance in this surreally goofy action comedy, a high-spirited shambles from 1982 that hovers awkwardly somewhere between Monty Python and The Three Stooges. When all else fails, cult director Chu Yen-ping (Island of Fire) resorts to exploding cigars, guys making funny faces, men dressed in women's clothing, even a ghost or two. The nominal star, '70s kung fu veteran Wang Yu (The One-Armed Swordsman), is an Allied agent assembling a troupe of commandos for a mission behind enemy lines during World War II. (Although the landscape is obviously Asian, there are Hogan's Heroes-style Nazis scampering through the jungle.) Every member of this movie's mismatched clown-squad seems to hail from a different planet, including one inexplicable fellow who looks like an Elvis impersonator in a kilt. Most of the exhilarating action is handled by the glorious Brigitte Lin Ching-hsia, from Peking Opera Blues and The Bride with White Hair, who kicks heads and looks smashing in a red-and-black-leather jumpsuit. --David Chute
Customer Reviews:
Great Trash.......2006-12-16
Pauline Kael once said that movies are so rarely art, that if you can't enjoy great trash, there is not much point for one to go to the movies. Well, this demented film is trash of the greatest order, a movie so bad it's wonderful. It stars Hong Kong luminaries Jackie Chan (in a small role, despite its prominent billing role) and Brigitte Lin, and unlike Ed Wood movies, this film is deliberately bad, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining.
GREAT! B-Movie Weirdness! Nazis, Japs, Amazons, and Kung-Fu!.......2006-07-04
One of the best B-movies, crazy kung-fu, WW2-ish, fantasy. Truly bizarre plot, nazis & japanese attack ;? canada? capture 4 generals - one from france, one from England, one from Africa, and one from america - Abraham Lincoln!, take them to Luxumboug! the army choses guy captain to form a team to rescue them. including the escape artist guy, the explosives guy, the old west Elvis impersonator guy, his psycho girlfriend, weird asian Scottish highlander guy, and his sidekick dressing in roman armor. Jackie Chan is a theif the team runs into and he helps - some. they are captured by Amazones, escape a haunted house, and finally have a show down with the 70's car chariot riding Nazis & Japs. Most everyone dies. Jackie revenges them. bizzare and sureal plot, quite a bit of good kung-fu action. lots of B-movie sets, and costumes. just great! taking it for what it is
An Offer Jackie Couldn't Refuse, But Maybe You Should.......2005-08-12
Bottom line: Jackie Chan owed Jimmy Wang Yu a favor, but apparently so do a lot of people. I wouldn't recommend this movie, but do recommend reading about how it came about in Jackie's autobiography "I Am Jackie Chan: My Life in Action".
What a piece of %$#@! Has almost NO Jackie Chan. .......2005-03-27
Last June I had an operation and I was on morphine for several days. This movie could have been a weird dreams I had. It certainly isn't entertaining, intelligent, functional, or anything. It makes no sense, has no humor, has very little action, has no point and goes downhill from worthless. A few minutes into the movie, it turns into something else and has no explanation how it got there.
It reminds me of some of the stories I have heard of movie albums that were required under a contract even though the singer/band was fed up with the company. They come up with the absolute worst album they could come up with. This movie could fit into that category. It is painful to watch even a few minutes.
For the person who put this in the same category as Naked Gun, I disagree.
UH!!!.......2004-06-18
Could someone tell me what this movie is about. No one that's what I though. There is magic in this movie the person that does Jackie's voice must have swalloed helium before he did Jackie's voice, Jackie is there for two seconds the quality sounds awful and so do the gun shots and the back cover is not even straight. so please DON'T REMIND ME OF THIS MOVIE AGAIN and for your sake DON'T BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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