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Starring:Treat Williams, Lori Loughlin, Udo Kier, Blake Clark, Richard Gabai, Alexandra Raines, Jim Jenkins, Richard Anthony Crenna, Nathan Le Grand, Marc Vahanian, Jack Betts, Eric James, Doug McKeon, Richard McGonagle, Neil Delama, Randy Mulkey, Steven Paul Zsenyuk, Shanna Moakler, David 'Shark' Fralick, Justin Lord
Director: Fred Olen Ray
Studio: Live / Artisan
Product Type: DVD

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Lost in Translation

Dragon Pink

Manufacturer: Critical Mass Video
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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ASIN: B000H7D3C8

Product Description

When slave girl Pink puts on the Cursed Panties of Torajima, she finds herself literally transformed into a sex kitten! Add in a sultry elven sorceress who gets her powers from a very unexpected energy source and a mighty warrior who's big in every way imaginable, and you have all the ingredients necessary for fantastic fantasy fun! Join the most motley group of heroes to ever escape from a role playing game as they encounter dragons, serpents, hell-tigers, witches and monster magicians, all of whom intend to rub a certain pussycat the wrong way! The fur will fly as Pink and her friends claw their way out of danger, only to end up in even worse trouble than before!

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Lost in Translation.......2007-06-11

Its funny. This dvd is the compilation of a hanful of stories with this set of characters. The episodes start blurred and digitally altered and then get progressively less altered. Eh.

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I enjoyed every minute of it

Rei Rei

Manufacturer: Critical Mass Video
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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Anime
Special Feautres: Character Sketches, Scene Sketches, Storyboards, Scene Dvelopment, Scene Access
Critical Mass Video Trailers
Not intended for minors!

ASIN: B000FOKCPY

Product Description

ho needs a TV for entertainment when you can use the entire human world as your playground? The voluptuous Celestial Maiden Kaguya has an extremely perverse sense of humor, a propensity for baring her breasts, and an absolute love of the human race - an absolute love of meddling with them, that is! Ask for her help and there's no telling what she might do. From foiling a perfect murder planned for a lesbian lover to turning young men into the women of their dreams, she absolutely delights in giving people their hearts' desires and then letting them deal with the consequences! But don't let her wicked sense of humor fool you, this divine beauty and her man-servant Pipi are on a mission to end human suffering. And Kaguya will do absolutely anything it takes to accomplish her mission - even if it means sacrificing her own heavenly body for the cause!

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I enjoyed every minute of it.......2007-02-10

This is an ideal movie, if your really into seeing some really graphic sex. I happened to have ejoyed this from the first episode. It has some drug use in the first one, but it gets better after that. I won't lie to you, because you will feel a bit strange in a good way after you've seen the last episode. That one's the best of the best. Too good to throw away.

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Magical Twilight

Manufacturer: Critical Mass Video
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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Dragon Pink

ASIN: B000H7K20Y

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WANTED: strong young males to be test subjects for final witch exam! Sexy apprentice-witch Chipple dreams of becoming a good witch, but in order to achieve her goal, she first has to pass the Official Licensing Test! After bombing the written portion of the test for the third time in a row, Chipple only has one option left: ace the practical. So its off to the mortal world to meet up with her test subject, one Tsukasa Tachibana, and make a good impression on him. Sounds pretty easy, right? Not when it means teaming up with the one person Chipple really hates: Irene, a sultry siren who only passed the written part by using an unauthorized oral exam and a healthy dose of blackmail. Suffice it to say that the roof of the test subjects house isnt the only thing thats going to get blown when these seductive sorceresses vie against each other to be the first to pass their test! DVD Special Features: Character Sketches, Scene Sketches, Outtakes, Storyboards, Art Gallery, Original US Magical Twilight Trailer, Critical Mass Video Trailers, Scene Access, 2.0 Dolby Digital Japanese and English Audio with Regular and Soft Subtitles for on screen translations.

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It doesn't get much more rediculous!
WTF
Apparently they couldn't even make their own movie...
Treat Williams versus some bad guys
So bad, it's a wonder it's not a cult movie!

Critical Mass
Starring: Treat Williams , Lori Loughlin , Udo Kier , Blake Clark , and Richard Gabai
Director: Fred Olen Ray
Manufacturer: Live / Artisan
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B00007G1TZ
Release Date: 2003-01-21

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It doesn't get much more rediculous!.......2007-06-18

This movie could so easily have been a spoof comedy, but I think they were trying to be serious! My favorite part was when the terrorists just stroll up to the nuclear facility gate, and the security guard offers to take them inside with the tour group, but then they shoot him anyways! Then wandering around inside they run into the security supervisor, who answers all their questions about the tour group, and tells them to go join the group up on the roof, and then says: "well, I've got to get going" and he just walks away leaving the terrorists to just continue wandering around! What a security force! What a joke this movie is

WTF.......2005-01-16

Hey this is Terminator 2.....wait no it isn't....it's Universal Soldier.....no its not that either. So what the hell is this? What this is a total stink bomb of a direct-to-video action flick that didn't have the money to make their own action scenes so they edited in some excellent action scenes from much superior films to spice up this hunk of juck a bit. I can't believe Artisan Entertainment allowed the filmmakers to do this. Anyway, you'be been warned....avoid this critical failure.

Apparently they couldn't even make their own movie..........2005-01-05

I saw the preview to this and I saw clips of Terminator 2 and Universal Soldier in it. I told myself "that footage can't possibly be in the movie". I had to rent it to see.....and it is. Oh my God. What has the world come to that they have to edit in other action scenes from superior action movies into other movies to make them more exciting. The entire swat shootout from Terminator 2 is featured here and so is the semi / bus chase from Universal Soldier. How low could artisan entertainment sink to to allow this to happen. It's a shame that once decent actor Treat Williams has sunk so far and is forced to act in rip-off cinema like this to make a living. If you want great action, go buy Terminator 2 and Universal Soldier for the original footage and not this low budget footage stealer.

Treat Williams versus some bad guys.......2004-10-30

Treat Williams and Lori Loughlin try to foil a terrorist group which is setting up shop inside a nuclear facility. Udo Kier (of Blade, and Shadow of the Vampire) leads the terrorists.

Look, this isn't going to win any Oscars, but it's passable action fare. Sure, there are plot holes. Also, some of the violent action is unrealistic, and it looks cheap. Still, Loughlin and Williams give solid performances, and lots of the movie is especially well done. A scene where Williams and Loughlin watch two terrorists dumping a couple of bodies is very spooky, even chilling. Udo Kier's icy stare is still on the mark.

Regarding the scene in which the politician character is tossed through the air by an explosion: another reviewer sniffed that he only got a little fake blood on his nose. Sir, the character ended up dead. It's not like the character wiped the blood off his nose and walked away. It was INFERRED that he suffered trauma to the head and body. Must everything be spelled out for some viewers? The final edit didn't show his entire body, maimed head to toe. So what? Would you be more satisfied if you saw fake blood over the ENTIRE body? Does that make for a better movie? This is an action movie. People get shot and fall down. If they don't get up, they might be dead. That's the way it goes. If you're expecting an action movie with visuals as good as The Bourne Identity or as much gore as Blade II, you're out of luck.

Again, Fred Olen Ray has used a small budget to wisely craft a decent action flick. Williams and Loughlin play their parts well, and the film has more than its share of worthwhile moments.

I only wish that Fred Olen Ray had provided a commentary track for this DVD. His commentary tracks on Active Stealth and Venomous are laugh riots.

Ken Miller

So bad, it's a wonder it's not a cult movie! .......2004-08-12

I couldn't agree with the previous reviewer more--it's hard to believe that this movie could possibly have been made as a serious "action" flick. Right from the start, with the lead terrorist consulting his map of the building time after time after time, I assumed that the entire movie was a spoof! I'm still not quite convinced it 's not a tongue-in-cheek affair... I've watched it twice now with my husband, and we've thoroughly enjoyed creating our own running dialogue to accompany the movie and which points out all the things the characters overlook/do wrong/do poorly/don't do and should.

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Maid Service Vanilla Series

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Can Can Bunny

Manufacturer: Critical Mass Video
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
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Art Gallery
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Critical Mass Video Trailers

ASIN: B000IK4F1M

Product Description

One day, a beautiful goddess called Suwatee appears before a hot-blooded young man named Kenta. Suwatee's not alone though, for with her are six uh, mini-gods of sorts (godlings, anyone?). Suwatee and company want to move in Kenta's place because travelling from heaven to earth is such a hassle. In exchange for their accomodations, Suwatee will grant Kenta one wish. Of course, our horomonal hero wishes to get laid by many beautiful girls... and what Kenta wishes, Suwatee grants. As soon as Kenta steps out of his condo, he indeed meets all sorts of cuties and gets loads of sex. But there is a problem -- Suwatee is deeply in love with Kenta. To top it off, she broke some rules in granting Kenta his wish. If Kenta doesn't realize these things soon, Suwatee may have to pay for his wish with her body and soul... for eternity.

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Debts of Desire Vanilla Series

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Binding: DVD

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Hot For Teacher Vanilla Series

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