Draining Lizards

Draining Lizards


Starring:Draining Lizards
Studio: Crash Cinema Media
Product Type: DVD

Editorial Review:
Description
"Look, stop me if you've heard this one before..."

There were these two guys who break into a warehouse owned by the boss of the South London Mafia, and while ransacking his office they steal a necklace formerly owned by a Chinatown triad and faster than you can say "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", our erstwhile thieves find themselves kneedeep in the middle of a gang war.

Murder, Mayhem and Martial Arts mix with rapid fire dialogue as our two 'geezers' stumble, bumble and speed talk their way through one dangerous situation after another.

Part "Snatch" and part "Drunken Master", Draining Lizards follows in the long tradition of modern British Gangster films like "Love, Honor and Obey" and "Gangster No. 1".
Draining Lizards
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    Draining Lizards
    Starring: Draining Lizards
    Manufacturer: Crash Cinema Media
    ProductGroup: DVD
    Binding: DVD

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    ASIN: B0009KA8DA
    Release Date: 2005-07-12

    Description

    "Look, stop me if you've heard this one before..."

    There were these two guys who break into a warehouse owned by the boss of the South London Mafia, and while ransacking his office they steal a necklace formerly owned by a Chinatown triad and faster than you can say "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", our erstwhile thieves find themselves kneedeep in the middle of a gang war.

    Murder, Mayhem and Martial Arts mix with rapid fire dialogue as our two 'geezers' stumble, bumble and speed talk their way through one dangerous situation after another.

    Part "Snatch" and part "Drunken Master", Draining Lizards follows in the long tradition of modern British Gangster films like "Love, Honor and Obey" and "Gangster No. 1".
    Draining Lizards
    Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    • Kunf Fu Wise-cracking madness
    Draining Lizards
    Starring: Joey Koonsumbat , Hi Ching , Dominic Kinnaird , Robert Atiko , and Charles David Anderson
    Director: Matthew Sunderland
    Manufacturer: Crash Cinema Media
    ProductGroup: DVD
    Binding: DVD

    CrimeCrime | Action & Adventure | Genres | DVD | Video
    GeneralGeneral | Action & Adventure | Genres | DVD | Video
    Comic ActionComic Action | Action & Adventure | Genres | DVD | Video
    Comic CriminalsComic Criminals | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video
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    ASIN: B000228EXG
    Release Date: 2004-06-01

    Description

    "Two Idiots, One Warehouse and One Thousand Years Bad Luck." Draining Lizards is the Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels for the new millennium as the British Ganster film meets Hong Kong action.

    Customer Reviews:

    4 out of 5 stars Kunf Fu Wise-cracking madness.......2004-05-11

    I recently had the pleasure of watching this film.

    At first I was confused and irritated by the American character's accent not sure if it was put on and a little dodgy. But once I got past that and the British characters' constant swearing, rather than putting me off, the film pulled me in with it's clever -RESERVOIR DOGS with a side order of Chop Suey - narrative.

    It's simple, two amateur hoods bungle a robbery, get caught and have to protect a gangsters belongings till midnight, having to battle various Triad gangs along the way......

    Unlike many independent features, this one actually managed to pull off some ambitious fight sequences, had some interesting characters and kept the narrative together right till the end -even though it was set in one location.

    It was genuinely entertaining. Not perfect, but very capable and well worth checking out if you want something different!.

    Go on try it. You know you'll love it.

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