Double Agent 73

Double Agent 73


Starring:Chesty Morgan, Frank Silvano, Saul Meth, Jill Harris, Louis Burdi, Peter Savage, Cooper Kent, Joseph Chiaro, Denise Purcell, Donny Lee, Kurt Brandt, Nat Perogine, Buck Starr
Director: Doris Wishman
Studio: Image Entertainment
Product Type: DVD

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Cult sexploitation director Doris Wishman and her impossibly endowed discovery, Chesty Morgan, a Polish-born stripper with a 73-inch bust, re-teamed after the success of Deadly Weapons for this even more outrageous spy thriller. Chesty, as lifeless and numb as ever, plays a combination Jane Bond and Mata Hari, an undercover agent with a camera implanted in her left breast that snaps a picture every time she (or anyone, for that matter) squeezes it. What she doesn't know is that it's set to explode if she doesn't finish her assignment in 36 hours. Chesty is oddly graceless, sneaking up on an enemy agent with all the elegance of a water buffalo, and she possesses no screen charisma. She does, however, shed her shirt at every turn to snap a picture (click!), fondle herself, or use her endowments as a truncheon in a fight that simply must be seen to be believed. Wishman's style hasn't improved any from her previous film, but she drives it at such a quick pace that you almost forget that nobody's dialogue quite matches their mouths. It's at once inept and absolutely astonishing, a collection of cheap secret-agent gags (exploding lipstick, killer earrings), brutal murders (Chesty takes a broken bottle to a bad guy's face), and even a clumsy tribute to the Psycho shower scene. Chesty Morgan next appeared in Fellini's Casanova before retiring from the silver screen. --Sean Axmaker
Description
Chesty's back and ready to explode! Chesty Morgan, whose 73-inch breasts were the twin stars of "Deadly Weapons," is back in this screwy spy epic from director Doris Wishman (Nude on the Moon). The shocking, excessively bosomed Miss Morgan plays Jane, a.k.a. Double Agent 73, whose assignment is to bust up a heroin ring and discover who the ringleader is. To accomplish this, she must take photos of everyone via a miniature camera surgically implanted in her left breast. Really. Whenever it's squeezed, a camera shutter clicks and a flash goes off. Honest. But get this--the camera is also a time bomb, thus making her boob... well... booby trapped! Besides Chesty committing one fashion crime after another, there's also a bloody shower stabbing, a ridiculously sped-up car chase, and far too much cinematic insanity to be listed here. Doris Wishman's films are often startling, but this one is a full scale assault on your senses!
Deadly Weapons/Double Agent 73
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    Deadly Weapons/Double Agent 73
    Starring: Deadly Weapons , and Double Agent 73
    Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
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    ASIN: B000KGGZW6
    Release Date: 2007-02-13

    Description

    Chesty Morgan's busting out all over in a double dose of trouble! When gangsters kill her boyfriend, the eye-popping, excessively endowed Chesty seeks revenge with two of the most incredible Deadly Weapons ever seen on the motion picture screen: her 73-inch breasts! Then she's back and ready to explode in Double Agent 73, a screwy spy epic in which she's given a camera/time bomb breast implant to take pictures of her heroin-smuggling targets before the clock runs out. Directed by the grand dame of grindhouse cinema, Doris Wishman, these cinematic assaults on the senses must be seen to be disbelieved!
    The Bare Box (Blaze Starr Goes Nudist / Diary of a Nudist / The Naked Venus / Deadly Weapons / Double Agent 73) (Something Weird)
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      The Bare Box (Blaze Starr Goes Nudist / Diary of a Nudist / The Naked Venus / Deadly Weapons / Double Agent 73) (Something Weird)
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      Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
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      ASIN: B0001BKAF8
      Release Date: 2004-03-16

      Product Description

      Enjoy a more innocent time with this unabashed collection of bare bodies from exploitation legend Doris Wishman! Sunshine reigns supreme at a naturist camp where burlesque legend Blaze Starr Goes Nudist to escape the stress of everyday life, setting off tension between her boyfriend and the camp director. Then bask in the warmth of Diary of a Nudist, in which a plucky reporter gets more than she bargained for after going undercover to explore the birthday suit lifestyle. As a special bonus, this comes with a classic co-feature, The Naked Venus (from cult director Edgar G. Ulmer), in which a French sexpot's scandalous nude portrait sends her scurrying to the nearest nudist colony. Then it's a double dose of Chesty Morgan, the heftiest starlet to ever strut her stuff in front of a camera! First she uses Deadly Weapons (her 73-inch endowments) to wreak vengeance against the slimeballs who bumped off her boyfriend, and then she's ready to explode as Double Agent 73, a sexy spy with a camera implanted in her cleavage to expose a smuggling ring. You've never seen booby traps like these! So shed those inhibitions with these jaw-dropping spectacles of flesh and fun. No clothing required!

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    • Length: 336 minutes

      Format: DVD MOVIE
      Double Agent 73
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        Double Agent 73
        Starring: Chesty Morgan , Frank Silvano , Saul Meth , Jill Harris , and Louis Burdi
        Director: Doris Wishman
        Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
        ProductGroup: DVD
        Binding: DVD

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        ASIN: 6305871256
        Release Date: 2000-06-27

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        Cult sexploitation director Doris Wishman and her impossibly endowed discovery, Chesty Morgan, a Polish-born stripper with a 73-inch bust, re-teamed after the success of Deadly Weapons for this even more outrageous spy thriller. Chesty, as lifeless and numb as ever, plays a combination Jane Bond and Mata Hari, an undercover agent with a camera implanted in her left breast that snaps a picture every time she (or anyone, for that matter) squeezes it. What she doesn't know is that it's set to explode if she doesn't finish her assignment in 36 hours. Chesty is oddly graceless, sneaking up on an enemy agent with all the elegance of a water buffalo, and she possesses no screen charisma. She does, however, shed her shirt at every turn to snap a picture (click!), fondle herself, or use her endowments as a truncheon in a fight that simply must be seen to be believed. Wishman's style hasn't improved any from her previous film, but she drives it at such a quick pace that you almost forget that nobody's dialogue quite matches their mouths. It's at once inept and absolutely astonishing, a collection of cheap secret-agent gags (exploding lipstick, killer earrings), brutal murders (Chesty takes a broken bottle to a bad guy's face), and even a clumsy tribute to the Psycho shower scene. Chesty Morgan next appeared in Fellini's Casanova before retiring from the silver screen. --Sean Axmaker

        Description

        Chesty's back and ready to explode! Chesty Morgan, whose 73-inch breasts were the twin stars of "Deadly Weapons," is back in this screwy spy epic from director Doris Wishman (Nude on the Moon). The shocking, excessively bosomed Miss Morgan plays Jane, a.k.a. Double Agent 73, whose assignment is to bust up a heroin ring and discover who the ringleader is. To accomplish this, she must take photos of everyone via a miniature camera surgically implanted in her left breast. Really. Whenever it's squeezed, a camera shutter clicks and a flash goes off. Honest. But get this--the camera is also a time bomb, thus making her boob... well... booby trapped! Besides Chesty committing one fashion crime after another, there's also a bloody shower stabbing, a ridiculously sped-up car chase, and far too much cinematic insanity to be listed here. Doris Wishman's films are often startling, but this one is a full scale assault on your senses!
        Double Agent 73 [ NON-USA FORMAT, PAL, Reg.0 Import - Australia ]
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          Double Agent 73 [ NON-USA FORMAT, PAL, Reg.0 Import - Australia ]
          Director: Doris Wishman
          Manufacturer: Siren Visual
          ProductGroup: DVD
          Binding: DVD

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          ASIN: B000FMJ8T2

          Product Description

          Australia released, PAL/Region 0 DVD: it WILL NOT play on standard US DVD player. You need multi-region PAL/NTSC DVD player to view it in USA/Canada. LANGUAGES: English (Dolby Digital 2.0), SYNOPSIS: Underworld drug king Toplar is flooding the market with low-grade heroin. Agent 99 gets a bit too close to the truth, but manages to gasp out a clue as to the identity of Toplar: he has a scar. Jane (Agent 73) is called in to find Toplar, and gets a camera implanted in her breast in order to photograph the bad guys she dispatches so headquarters will be able to identify Toplar when she finds him. Meanwhile she begins falling in love with fellow agent Jim. SPECIAL FEATURES: Trailer(s), Photo Gallery, Interactive Menu, Featurette,

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