Deadly Weapons

Deadly Weapons


Starring:Chesty Morgan, Harry Reems, Gaylord St. James, Saul Meth, Phillip Stahl, Mitchell Fredericks, Denise Purcell, John McMohon
Director: Doris Wishman
Studio: Image Entertainment
Product Type: DVD

Editorial Review:
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Yes, Virginia, there is a Doris Wishman, and she really did carve a career out of blunt, bizarre, and bewilderingly bad sexploitation films. Deadly Weapons is one of her most notorious, a revenge tale starring the impossibly endowed Polish-born stripper Chesty Morgan (identified in the credits simply as Zsa Zsa), whose claim to fame is a 73-inch bust that she displays, strokes, and fondles in practically every scene. The nominal plot involves a mob blackmail scheme and a double-crossing gangster who just happens to be Chesty's boyfriend. When the syndicate kills him, she goes undercover to take her revenge on his murderers in a most unique way: She smothers them with her grotesque bosom. There's nothing erotic about this crazy freak show, but it is jaw-droppingly weird. Chesty is no actress--she shuffles, zombielike, through the picture while numbly gazing down as if looking for her mark--and her voice is supplied by a breathy American. As far as that goes, Wishman isn't much of a director. The picture is highlighted by flat performances, clumsy editing, wildly fluctuating color, and a tendency to cut away from dialogue scenes (she often lands on Chesty's mammoth mammaries) to hide the fact that all of the voices are dubbed in later. There's little of the spirit that makes Ed Wood's klutzy little pictures so much fun, but there is something strange and unique about this outrageous, unreal, and otherwise numbingly inept picture. It proved successful enough for Wishman and Morgan to team up for a pseudo-sequel, Double Agent 73. --Sean Axmaker
Description
She doesn't have breasts, she has Deadly Weapons! When gangsters kill her boyfriend, the eye-popping, excessively endowed Chesty Morgan seeks revenge with two of the most incredible weapons ever seen on the motion picture screen: her 73-inch breasts! Miss Morgan (billed simply as "Zsa Zsa"), an Israeli stripper whose gigantic, watermelon-sized bust is downright scary, plays Crystal, a "successful advertising executive," who tracks down the men who offed her lover and smothers them by shoving their faces into her copious cleavage! All of which leads up to a bizarre, mind-boggling surprise ending. A completely deranged cult classic from director Doris Wishman, "Deadly Weapons" proved to be such a hit on the grindhouse circuit that another Doris and Chesty collaboration, "Double Agent 73," quickly followed. To see it is to disbelieve it!
Deadly Weapons/Double Agent 73
Average customer rating: 3 out of 5 stars
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ASIN: B000KGGZW6
Release Date: 2007-02-13

Description

Chesty Morgan's busting out all over in a double dose of trouble! When gangsters kill her boyfriend, the eye-popping, excessively endowed Chesty seeks revenge with two of the most incredible Deadly Weapons ever seen on the motion picture screen: her 73-inch breasts! Then she's back and ready to explode in Double Agent 73, a screwy spy epic in which she's given a camera/time bomb breast implant to take pictures of her heroin-smuggling targets before the clock runs out. Directed by the grand dame of grindhouse cinema, Doris Wishman, these cinematic assaults on the senses must be seen to be disbelieved!

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars Fast forward review.......2007-02-10

If by some miracle you actually clicked on this without already knowing everything about it, well . . . what can I say that would do justice to this stupid thing? It's a Doris Wishman film, so nothing needs to be said about the quality of the film, the dumb "plot" and so forth. All you really need to know about are the bits where Chesty Morgan takes her clothes off and shows off her monstrous hangers. I remember reading an interview once where she noted that not everyone went to see her act (depicted here) for her hooters, that she had nice legs as well. Uh huh.

So anyway, the first film is the best, there are more good parts, particularly a long bathroom and bathing scene, and the aforementioned footage of her stage act which is pretty good in a fleshy sort of way, if you're into that, and I am. The second flick has fewer scenes, but it at least contains the comedic relief of her being a spy with a camera in one of her breasts. No kidding.

But if you're into busty women you already have the four minute clip of the good parts assembled from these films, so why would you want the whole useless thing? If for some reason you're new to this, is it worth the [..] bucks? I suppose, if you have zero access to places like usenet and don't know the meaning of the term "website". [...].
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    ASIN: B0001BKAF8
    Release Date: 2004-03-16

    Product Description

    Enjoy a more innocent time with this unabashed collection of bare bodies from exploitation legend Doris Wishman! Sunshine reigns supreme at a naturist camp where burlesque legend Blaze Starr Goes Nudist to escape the stress of everyday life, setting off tension between her boyfriend and the camp director. Then bask in the warmth of Diary of a Nudist, in which a plucky reporter gets more than she bargained for after going undercover to explore the birthday suit lifestyle. As a special bonus, this comes with a classic co-feature, The Naked Venus (from cult director Edgar G. Ulmer), in which a French sexpot's scandalous nude portrait sends her scurrying to the nearest nudist colony. Then it's a double dose of Chesty Morgan, the heftiest starlet to ever strut her stuff in front of a camera! First she uses Deadly Weapons (her 73-inch endowments) to wreak vengeance against the slimeballs who bumped off her boyfriend, and then she's ready to explode as Double Agent 73, a sexy spy with a camera implanted in her cleavage to expose a smuggling ring. You've never seen booby traps like these! So shed those inhibitions with these jaw-dropping spectacles of flesh and fun. No clothing required!

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  • Length: 336 minutes

    Format: DVD MOVIE
    Deadly Weapons
    Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    • You must see this movie in order to believe it!
    • I Felt a Little Booby-Trapped...
    • Oh so bad, it's funny
    • It all depends on which way your tastes run...
    • 5 Stars for Something Wierd's Chutzpah to Put it Out !
    		 Deadly Weapons
    Starring: Chesty Morgan , Harry Reems , Gaylord St. James , Saul Meth , and Phillip Stahl
    Director: Doris Wishman
    Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
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    ASIN: 630587123X
    Release Date: 2000-06-27

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    Yes, Virginia, there is a Doris Wishman, and she really did carve a career out of blunt, bizarre, and bewilderingly bad sexploitation films. Deadly Weapons is one of her most notorious, a revenge tale starring the impossibly endowed Polish-born stripper Chesty Morgan (identified in the credits simply as Zsa Zsa), whose claim to fame is a 73-inch bust that she displays, strokes, and fondles in practically every scene. The nominal plot involves a mob blackmail scheme and a double-crossing gangster who just happens to be Chesty's boyfriend. When the syndicate kills him, she goes undercover to take her revenge on his murderers in a most unique way: She smothers them with her grotesque bosom. There's nothing erotic about this crazy freak show, but it is jaw-droppingly weird. Chesty is no actress--she shuffles, zombielike, through the picture while numbly gazing down as if looking for her mark--and her voice is supplied by a breathy American. As far as that goes, Wishman isn't much of a director. The picture is highlighted by flat performances, clumsy editing, wildly fluctuating color, and a tendency to cut away from dialogue scenes (she often lands on Chesty's mammoth mammaries) to hide the fact that all of the voices are dubbed in later. There's little of the spirit that makes Ed Wood's klutzy little pictures so much fun, but there is something strange and unique about this outrageous, unreal, and otherwise numbingly inept picture. It proved successful enough for Wishman and Morgan to team up for a pseudo-sequel, Double Agent 73. --Sean Axmaker

    Description

    She doesn't have breasts, she has Deadly Weapons! When gangsters kill her boyfriend, the eye-popping, excessively endowed Chesty Morgan seeks revenge with two of the most incredible weapons ever seen on the motion picture screen: her 73-inch breasts! Miss Morgan (billed simply as "Zsa Zsa"), an Israeli stripper whose gigantic, watermelon-sized bust is downright scary, plays Crystal, a "successful advertising executive," who tracks down the men who offed her lover and smothers them by shoving their faces into her copious cleavage! All of which leads up to a bizarre, mind-boggling surprise ending. A completely deranged cult classic from director Doris Wishman, "Deadly Weapons" proved to be such a hit on the grindhouse circuit that another Doris and Chesty collaboration, "Double Agent 73," quickly followed. To see it is to disbelieve it!

    Customer Reviews:

    5 out of 5 stars You must see this movie in order to believe it!.......2005-02-10

    The Queen of Exploitation, Doris Wishman, brings us one of her most successful films and her most popular female superstar, Chesty Morgan (billed in this movie as "Zsa Zsa"). Where in the world did Doris Wishman find Chesty Morgan? I'm sure there's a story there. Chesty is clumsy throughout the film, she has zero talent as far as acting ability is concerned and she looks as if she is absolutely miserable in practically every scene. Her teeth are hideous, her wigs are tacky, and whomever it was that told her to get dressed for every scene in the closet in the dark should be ashamed of themselves! As is the trademark for Doris Wishman movies there are many shots of feet, lamps, and other such inanimate objects for no apparent reason (often the camera will zoom in on Chesty's monsterous breasts) but all of this makes the film more appealing in a strange and bizzare way. The plot is simple...after the mob kills her boyfriend, Crystal (played by Chesty) goes on a rampage and murders his killers using the only weapons she has....her 73 inch breasts! Yes, she actually suffocates her victims between her ample bossoms in mind boggling murder sequences that must be seen to be believed! This film was so successful that it spawned a pseudo-sequel titled "Double Agent 73" which also features Chesty and is directed by Wishman.

    4 out of 5 stars I Felt a Little Booby-Trapped..........2004-11-16

    After years of searching for this one on video, I was lucky enough to find two. This past year I upgraded my collection to DVD and thought this would be a lost cause to find, but YES! I found it! With little effort I might add. I first saw this movie at the drive-in as a kid playing with "Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS." What a double (and do i mean DOUBLE) feature.

    This film exists onlt to show off its stars endowments. She uses them to seek revenge on her husbands killers. A great concept. Ex-porno star Harry Reams (who is equally endowed a little more south) helps her seek revenge. The acting is wooden, almost zombie like. The direction is nill, but with a sense of a documentary-style of the 70s. Thats OK. This is a revenge flick, much in the same vein as "I Spit On Your Grave," and "Don't Mess With My Sister."

    Its full of campy charm. Not much else really, but it is like a car wreck. You can't help but watch because its so repulsive and oddly entertaining at the same time. Not in everyones taste, but those into cult films and drive-in sexploitation fare of the 1970s should find this rare entry in the "Something Weird Video" line will want this in their collection.

    4 out of 5 stars Oh so bad, it's funny.......2004-07-12

    A friend of mine gave me this as a gift -- I'm not sure if I should thank him or not. Oh man is this bad. I've only been able to sit through it once, with said friend for moral support. On a funny side note, I used to work with a guy who I wanted to see "Kentucky Fried Movie" (which is an INTENTIONALLY funny film). When I brought that movie in to work for him to borrow, I also brought in this one, as a joke to lend him. Well, he watched THIS but never watched "Kentucky Fried Movie". Go figure.

    5 out of 5 stars It all depends on which way your tastes run..........2004-04-03

    Yes, by any normal standards this film is badly made, unintentionally hilarious, a great cult classic, good for a laugh and so on. It's all true and you must see it for these reasons.
    However, if you love very well endowed women, then you will worship Chesty. The sequence when she strips down to pantyhose and girdle is to my mind the most erotic thing I've ever seen.
    Subjectivity is truth - if you love bountiful natural bosoms and sensible underwear this film rules ! If you don't dig these things, don't criticise this viewpoint, stick to your own tastes...the world is big enough for all of us.

    5 out of 5 stars 5 Stars for Something Wierd's Chutzpah to Put it Out !.......2003-11-16

    Don't get me wrong folks... there's no doubt about it... this film is a bonified stinker... however, its bonified stinkers like this that can lighten up any dull evening at home (or even better, if you're that age, at the dorm) - - just get out a few beers, pop this one in the player... and let the jaws drop and lude conversations flow. - - Though Ed Wood is often described as the worse film director of all time (and John Waters achieved his greatness by trying to be) - - after seeing this film, I'm sure you'll agree that there's Bad as in Ed Wood and Dwain Esper... and downright awful as epitomized by the late great Doris Wishman. - - But don't get me wrong : I'm glad she walked the planet... she tred gound few others had the guts to. Let's face it : while perhaps a John Waters, Russ Meyer or Pedro Almodovar might have had the guts to make a tongue in cheek film about a lady who's mountainous boobies were her deadly weapons, who but Doris Wishman could have done it so... well so *un*campily... This is a typical trademark of Doris Wishman's films... - - While an Ed Wood Film will make you laugh, Waters puke and Russ Meyer run for a cold shower, expect none of this from a Doris Wishman film... no matter how much nudity or violence there is... no flinching, no gasps... and no woodies... yet, despite the absence of this, your jaws will drop at times... and that my friend is art... unintentional perhaps... but art nonetheless... Rumor has it, incidentally, that Chesty has gotten a breast reduction and is now a serious stage actress (...*not*)
    DEADLY WEAPONS - Firearms & Firepower - Real Firearms Doing Real Things
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      This DVD is a unique study of what modern firearms will and will not do. Machineguns, silencers, shotguns and handguns are all tested. See for yourself why the FBI, CIA and hundreds of police agencies have purchased this tape. See what happens when they are shot into glass, car doors, body armor and even automobile gas tanks.

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